Clerks 2 Movie Posters

Kevin Smith just posted the movie posters for Clerks 2, which is due to come out July 22, 2006. You can iether go to his site, where they have them all blown up, or you can just click below :

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  • Caution! Careful of the Nuts

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    Kalashnikitty

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    Come on now, what’s cuter then hello kitty with an assualt rifle? NOTHING IS.

    Necrocard: I support sexual Liberation

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    I want to help others experiment sexually after my death.
    Please let your relative know your wishes.

    Real Life Wolverine Piercings

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    New Site Theme

    ok, I found a layout that I’m happy with. if you happen to run across anything that acts funky, please drop me a line and tell me all about it.

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    I’ve moved ads around a bit, any comment?

    I Love Lamp

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    I’m sure you do, just as much as we love you Steve!

    Yin-Yarr!

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    Iraqi Sandstorm

     

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    World Cup Football

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    Satan Inside

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    Gemini Commercial

    Damn, if they still made commercials like this, I think I would be tempted to buy one. Not that I would though, cause those are small lookin cars

    This is Satan

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    Thecip’s Monotony Of Life

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    I dont’ know how Thecip is, but his life seems to be a lot like mine.
    Now where did I lose that weekend….

    New Star Wars Toys

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    Owen Lars & Aunt Beru (chared)

    The Count of Monte Cristo

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    Someone in the land of Japan took this picture. And yes, that’s George Washington on the cover, and no, I have no idea why he’s there.


  • They Will Prevail

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    Demon Children

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    Galaxy Quest FTW!

    Popeye’s Nemesis : BRUTUS

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    I had completely forgotten about this little gem….I think I’m going to try to go find it on the interwebs.

    This Looks Shopped

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    Keep Right

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    It’s a trap

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    Atheist’s Nightmare

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    If this makes no sense to you, then visit YouTube to learn more about the Atheist’s Nightmare

    Do Not Fuck With Cthulhu

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    PLEASE heed this warning, I’ve lost one too many friends to Cthulhu. If you see him, just…run. Don’t poke him with a stick, or try to take pictures. You will die.

    Toaster T-Shirt

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    This came from glarkware. I got the picture a few weeks ago, but now I can’t find the t-shirt anywhere on their site…either way, they have some funny shit over there.

    Floating Bananas

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    Biggest Hero Of The World

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    Say hello the the biggest hero of the world.

    Please Use Big Words

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    One Nation Under Surveilance
    Bush is Listening. Use Big Words

    American Psycho

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    I happen to know exactly what he’s doing here!
    “Don’t just stare at it, EAT IT.”

    I’d Hit That

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    Me Too!

    Spooky feeling

    you ever have that feeling that there might be something under your bed?

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    Goku Vs Superman

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    Fun Facts About Liberals

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    Patrick Stewart

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    Thread Direction

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    Would You Ban Pit Bulls?

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    Average Number of people kill in America:
    Cigarretts: 440,000
    Automobiles: 42,366
    2nd hand Smoke: 35,000
    Guns: 39,338
    Pit Bulls: 3
    Ok, that’s what it says. How true those number are, I’m not too sure..and how the hell does second hand smoke kill people? I can see regular smoking doing it, but to attribute the fact that someone died sometime after they walked by someone else who was smoking is just insanity. Anyways, that’s not the message here, the message is that dogs shouldnt’ be killed / banned based on their name, but it should be based on their past behavior. Personally, I don’t own any dogs that I couldn’t pick up and fling across the room if need be…