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It’s a nice computer you’ve got here… Quad-core, 300 GB hard drive, 4 GB RAM. It would be a shame if something… happened to it.
Busty Ghost Rider
Tags:Comic Books, Sexy, WTF
Skinny pig
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Nature, WTF
Submissions Page Is Back!
Ok, I got all most of the bugs kicked out of the submissions page. So, log in, click “submit an image” and submit an image. Right now, the rejection e-mail doesn’t really tell you WRRRY you got submitted, just know that it wasn’t cause I hate you.
It’s cause you submit sucky images.
Coming soon : some kind of contest / competition that results in a prize. Is this a good idea?
Guiness Don’t drink and drive can
Tags:Advertisements, Alcohol, Humor
Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy
Tags:Comic Books, Sexy, Wallpaper
hellgate london demon
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Gaming
mmmm hellgate
The Future Of Travel
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Humor
P-90 smg
Tags:Military, Sexy, Wallpaper
one awesome gun indeed
Expendability
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters, Television, Wallpaper
Expendability: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who’s not coming back.
Peace through superior firepower
Tags:Humor, Military, Wallpaper, WTF
Kotaku Tubgirl!
I just e-mailed this to the guys that run the Gawker Media websites, the editors at the three that I read, and Mark at boingboing (cause I love mark), not sure if any of you caught it, but they had a picture of tubgirl up on their front page for the better part of an hour. (they claim 20 minutes, but if you read their site via RSS, it’s still up) Luckily, my boss was out of the office today, or else I could have been fired. Or at least asked why I was looking at such sexy images whilst at work…
I enjoy visiting Kotaku from work. At least I used to, until I went to the site and found an image of a woman shitting all over herself while sitting upside down in a bathtub. I will no longer be visiting any of the sites that Gawker Media owns, and I will actively promote my other friends and associates to do the same. These blogs had been worksafe up to this point, and it’s a shame to see such reputable sites like Kotaku, Gizmodo or Consumerist fall to such depths. There is a time and a place for everything, and the front page of a video gaming blog is not an appropriate venue for fecal fetishism.
I will point out that this image is STILL being viewed by anyone that uses bloglines or any webbased RSS reader. It’s now 7:37PM est, nearly 4 hours after the original post. Deleting the image from your server would be a good start :
gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/tubgirl.jpeg
cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/tubgirl.jpegAppropriate action in this case is to either fire or remove posting privileges from everyone involved in the posting of the image. Once appropriate action is taken my stance on the Gawker Media empire may change, but until then…
I say good day sir.
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Tiki
This E-Mail has been posted on my blog: www.myconfinedspace.com
As many of you know, I’m all for the insanity that the internet brings into our lives, and the scarring that it inflicts on people’s minds on a daily basis. This is something different though. These are “worksafe” blogs that are trying to pull in as much readership as possible, something that MCS is also striving for… this is why NSFW shit is put behind a cut. I want you to surf from work / school. I need you to this. Since I know that you’re going to be somewhere that people will see your monitor, I don’t post NSFW / NSFM images where you could get fired / divorced / suspended. This is why there are the <–click here for more –> features on practically every blog known to man. This is why I felt betrayed by kotaku. I never would have expected this from them. Now 4chan…that’s another mindfucking set of expectations 😛
Superman Beats on Wonder Woman
Tags:Comic Books, Dark Humor, WTF
Kludd!
The Trolls of Iraq
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Humor, Iraq, Military, Wallpaper, WTF
Religions of the World According to Shit
Religions of the World
Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Islam: If shit happens, take a Hostage
Buddism: If Shit happens, is it really shit?
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I deserve it
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, “Shit happens”
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
Atheism: No shit
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit