An Oldie But A Goodie!
“Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics:
Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”
Man, this picture has been around forever, but here it is, in it’s glorious…glory. Right. Back to the coffee for me.
Times Square BillBoard
Democracy is best taught by example, not by war.
Anyone know what URL is posted in the upper right hand corner? I’d love to link to them…
[EDIT]
Looks like it’s from www.projectbillboard.org Thanks Lori!
He’s the ring bearer!
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Humor, Movies
One Ring to control them all!
Holy Bible Warning Sticker
WARNING: This is a work of fiction. DO NOT take it literally.
CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.
EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucianations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilites, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder and genocide.
Surrendering Motivational Poster
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters
Ha Ha! Get it? cause the french surrender. And stuff. oh jesus, just laugh at the funny pictures.
But it’s true! Butt sex = virgin!
Even officially, Mary didn’t die a virgin, she only gave birth to our God, Jesus, while being a virgin
Star Wars Quotes!
Star Wars quotes that sound incredibly dirty out of context:
‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’
‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’
‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’
‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’ ‘
‘Look at the size of that thing!’
‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’
‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’
‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’
‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’
‘Control, control! You must learn control!’
‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’
‘I never knew I had it in me.’
‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’
‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’
‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’
‘She’s gonna blow!’
‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’
‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘
“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’
Legal Pad and Pens! Woot!
Hey, I dunno what to tell you. You voted for me.
Twice. A man who was almost killed by a pretzel. Look,
I’ll go get you a legal pad and some pens from the office
closet. Hey you know they have paper in there with my
name already print on it, for writing letters and stuff?
Anyhow, try and figure us a way out of this mess. I’m lost.
Mickey Ticket V2.0 Now In Color!
I knew if I looked around hard enough, I could find a color version. Makes mickey look not so stupid or lumpy. Lumpy mouse does not equal good.
Calvin & Hobbes: The End
I’m aware that this is a fan made version, but it adds a bit of finality to the strip.
Optical Illusion
Ok, so here’s what you’re supposed to do. Say the color of the words, and not what the words spell out, so the first line would be green, red, blue, etc etc.
Good luck!
Darmok And Jalad
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Humor
This one may be tough to figure out.
This one might be a lil tought to figure out. If you want a hint :
count the pier ties.
Spider-Man = Gay?
A Gun battle rages in manhatten…
Cop 1: “If only Spider-Man were here!”
Cop 2: “He’ll come if we French Kiss each other…”
Cop 1: “Yeah, I….what?!”
Cop 2: “I’m serious, just lick my face a bit…”
Cop 2: “We discovered it last year… It’s totally sick, but he’s honestly here within seconds.”
Spider-Man: “Pant…pant….what did I miss?”
Cop 1: “Jesus.”
Back to work you damn dockmonkeys!
“Unions? Fuck ’em! Get back to work you lazy Democrat DOCK MONKEYS.”
Star Wars Last Dinner
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Humor
Periodic Table Of Elements – Reformist Version
Tags:Humor, Politics, Religion
George Bush..and I Approve!
Tags:Humor, Politics, Quotes
Kitty – Destroyer of Worlds
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, Politics
First Post!
First Post! I got first post!…. oh wait, crap, since I’m the only person that’s going to be posting here, I guess I’m the only one that CAN have first post.
Well, here’s the lay of the land. I’ll post (randomly) cute, funny, thought provoking, or interesting pictures up on this blog.
So, any questions, just e-mail me at tgiokdi@gmail.com (this email address is now dead)
