Dick’s Gotta Big Dick

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Sir, are you smuggling trouser snakes?
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  • Diamond Car

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    I think it’s tacky. Tasteless. AMERICAN.

    Invader Zim’s Gir is a DDR Champion

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    I know it’s small, but I fucking love Gir. You should love Gir too, in fact, you should love Invader Zim too.
    Go Gir, Go!

    Feedburner

    I can’t believe I forgot to put the feedburner chicklet back up when I changed themes all that long time ago. If you need an RSS feed, just check out the feedburner linky thing at the top of the page, and you’ll get all sorts of beautiful options for subscribing. Personally, I prefer bloglines because they’ll track all the changes, and you dont’ have to worry about missing anything. Ever. But you can use any RSS feedreader you want (Thunderbird, FF Livebookmarks, Universal Feed Syndicate Reader, Etc, etc, etc)

    Why The Worlds Really Hates Religions

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    Ok, I can understand some of those….but Sports Fans? WTF?

    Headless Teddy USB

    ok, for one of the most morbid USB flash drives I’ve encountered yet:

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    Religious Fun Poster

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    Jim Morrion
    John Lennon
    & Jerry Garcia
    Are;
    Burning In HELL!
    And YOU
    Could be Next!
    got JESUS?
    Someone send this guy back to English class and teach him how to use capitalization and puncuation.
    And, if you’re going to try to upset people by listing people in hell, why list people that most pop-listening kids have no clue about?
    Jim Morrison who?

    Halo 3 Screen Shot

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    Ha ha! It’s not a screen shot! It’s the master chief with some bunnies!

    Unknown Symbol

    What is this from?

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    what does it mean?

    [edit: it’s the chaos symbol, thanks commentors!]

    Boy Scouts Pack 420

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    only in sanfrancisco

    Motherfucking Snakes

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    Motherfuckign Snakes?In my plane?

    Bear Lovin

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    Crochet Your Own Breakfast

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    What’s the green and yellow stuff supposed to be?

    Black and White to COLOR

    Instructions:  There’s a black dot in the center. Stare at the dot till the countdown ends, and the black and white picture should look like it’s in color until you move your eyes!
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    I know this has been floating around recently, but this is the first version I found that’s just an animated gif file


  • Mother of God

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    Power!

    power.jpg So, once I get a couple credit cards paid off, and pay off that pimp that keeps following me around, and finally get all those drug dealers off my back, I’m going to get some ink done. This lil gem is gonna be going on my arm. Then all the geeks around me will KNOW that I have the POWER. I’ll see if I can’t post some picture of it when it gets done (in like a year, right?)

    Run by Religion

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    holy shit that’s a small file. can anyone supply me with a larger version?

    Straight Lines

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    Girl of My Dreams

    My current wallpaper:

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    Rape Motivational Poster

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    Because it’s less tragic when there are tentacles involved.

    Jedi Tattoo

    Found this on a random image search, and though it was pimp.

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    Cthocolate

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    iQaeda

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    Because life is random.

    OMG HOME COMPUTER BOMB

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    Data’s Phone 2

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    Gimme 3 tacos!

    The New Offical Seal Of The United States

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    The Government today announced that it is changing it’s emblam from and Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governement’s political stance.A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

    Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!

    Prayer Motivational Poster

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    Prayer
    How to do nothing and still think you’re helping.

    Rocky Mountain Oysters

    Bull Nuts after the cut:

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    Who’s That In Da Dots

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    It’s easier to see as you move further away from it.

    Karate Kids For Christ

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    A Super Fun Christian Martial Arts Program!
    Give satan a karate chop to the neck!

    Mein Kampfy Chair

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    Hello Cthulhu!

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    Hello Kitty! Cthulhu!

    Bad Instructions?

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