Superman Returns

Anyone else going to the movies tomorrow?
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  • Please Pet My Puppy

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    Drunk Head Rest

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    I need one of these for my own bathroom.

    I can’t stand

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    Shark Head Girl

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    I mean….What the fuck.

    Avoid Black People

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    This website sucks

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    Hornet Warning Poster

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    Street Fighter Vs NOLA

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    For those of you that get this joke, congratulations, you are offically “old school”.

    Soylent Green

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    I could never figure out what soylent green was.

    Are You Ready To ROCK?!

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    Are you ready to rock?

  • Hover Dogs

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    BRB Jesus LOL

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    When Is A Joke Dead?

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    I went with D.

    Sexual Harrasment Cornbrator

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    OH FUCK YES. When I want sexual pleasure, the first thing I ALWAYS think of is corn. CORN!

    How I like my women…

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    I like my women how I like my whiskey
    12 years old and mixed up with coke

    Ultraviolet Movie

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    I heard this was crap. Or that it was good. Either way, i’ve yet to see it…anyone have any opinions on it?

    Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

    My current desktop wallpaper:

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    Ricer

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    Peace Motivational Poster

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    Peace

    Through Superior Firepower

    World Of Warcraft Geek Love

    Found this on a random LJ image search:

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    Village Voice “Queer Issue”

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    Yep, that’s the Prez and the Veep gettin all hot and bothered on the cover of the Village Voice. If you go by their website, you’ll see that the art is attributed to Alex Ross. Is this THE Alex Ross? Or someone else?

    Deadman’s View

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    Even if it’s been PS’d, it’s still a cool pic, right?

    Dog Condoms

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    I just ran out of mine, and Amazon’s stopped selling them. Anyone know where I can find more?

    Holocaust Memorial

    And to wrap up the day’s posts, I leave you with this surreal Holocaust Memorial

    It’s located here in sunny Florida (down in Miami, which makes sense, considering the large Jewish population there)

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    Doggy Look Alikes

    Natural? Or naturally Photoshopped?

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    Gangsta Style

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    A few things about this picture don’t feel right.

    a.) the guy sitting around in the background
    b.) the feather duster
    c.) the US flag

    Dogs must be on a leash

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    I’m assuming this is the retail version of the offical sign?

    Extreme LAN Gaming

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    You could say, he’s a cut above the rest.
    or maybe…
    he’s getting high from gaming.

    McBush

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    Democracy, The American Way

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    Bringing freedom and fries to a country near you!

    Aerial Volcano

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    Cool to see the clouds all parting North of the volcano.

    Arise, Lazarus, Arise!

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    Braaaaaains….

    Batmobile Collision

    I wonder what kind of insurance the Batman has?
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    Dick’s Gotta Big Dick

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    Sir, are you smuggling trouser snakes?

    Diamond Car

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    I think it’s tacky. Tasteless. AMERICAN.