Toaster T-Shirt

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This came from glarkware. I got the picture a few weeks ago, but now I can’t find the t-shirt anywhere on their site…either way, they have some funny shit over there.
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  • Floating Bananas

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    Biggest Hero Of The World

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    Say hello the the biggest hero of the world.

    Please Use Big Words

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    One Nation Under Surveilance
    Bush is Listening. Use Big Words

    American Psycho

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    I happen to know exactly what he’s doing here!
    “Don’t just stare at it, EAT IT.”

    I’d Hit That

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    Me Too!

    Spooky feeling

    you ever have that feeling that there might be something under your bed?

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    Goku Vs Superman

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    Fun Facts About Liberals

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    Patrick Stewart

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    Thread Direction

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    Would You Ban Pit Bulls?

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    Average Number of people kill in America:
    Cigarretts: 440,000
    Automobiles: 42,366
    2nd hand Smoke: 35,000
    Guns: 39,338
    Pit Bulls: 3
    Ok, that’s what it says. How true those number are, I’m not too sure..and how the hell does second hand smoke kill people? I can see regular smoking doing it, but to attribute the fact that someone died sometime after they walked by someone else who was smoking is just insanity. Anyways, that’s not the message here, the message is that dogs shouldnt’ be killed / banned based on their name, but it should be based on their past behavior. Personally, I don’t own any dogs that I couldn’t pick up and fling across the room if need be…

    Anaconda Bath Time

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  • This is a red panda. no really, it’s a panda

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    Edited for clarity (thanks to wikipedia)

    The Red Panda was formerly classified in the raccoon family (Procyonidae), but now many experts, including Wilson and Reeder (1993), classify it as a member of the bear family (Ursidae) or in its own family the Ailuridae. The most recent DNA research places the Red Panda in its own family, within the superfamily Mustelidae. It is not closely related to bears, but more so to the mustelid, skunk and procyonid families. It is native to the Himalayas and southern China. A handful of fossils have also been discovered in North America.

    Site news

    I think I might change the site theme/layout. I’m not exactly happy with it in it’s current form. I’ll think about it over a few beers….

    Special Hell Motivational Poster

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    One of the best firefly episodes!

    Star Wars – The Price Of Defiance

    My Current desktop wallpaper:

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    Flying Kitty

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    Almost as cool as the flying puppy

    Sleep Well Kitty

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    Sleep Well Kitty

    You’re Safe Tonight

    Eye Bleach

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    Eye Bleach:For When The Googles Do Nothing!

    Curious Goggles Spock!

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    Curious.
    The googles appear to be ineffective.

    Nation Sarcasm Society

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    Like we need your support.

    Smallville – Lois & Lex

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    Dont’ you just love bald men?

    X-Men 3 – Kitty (Ellen Page)

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    She’s really damn cute, and even though she looks 12, she’s actually 19! So, Ellen, if you read this, I would love to grab some coffee sometime, or …tea, or a coke, or whatever.
    /sob.

    Cthulhu – B&W

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    Pimp Case Mod

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    I’d totally do this with my case, but it’ll cost too much.

    Psycho

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    Beer Addiction

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    From the geniuses at explosm.net

    How Lincoln Won The War

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    It’s Cyborg-Lincoln!

    X-Men 3 – Jean Grey Wallpaper

    My current wallpaper:

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    Jesus Saves

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    OMG I Found Your Porn!

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    Someone’s getting started on the net a bit early!

    So, can I use this while I’m on my pony?

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    Enlistment ages keep getting younger and younger.
    Why’s this kid holding a rocket launcher? I want a rocket launcher.

    Deadly LOST Symbols

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    ok, so what the hell do they mean?

    Unattended Children

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    Unattended children will be sold as slaves!

    Unix Based OS

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    I use a Unix based OS.

    Which means…

    I get laid as often as I have to reboot my computer

    Is This Too Gay?

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