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  • Praying For Peace

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    Greatest President Ever!?

    Baby Octopus

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    OMG, teh cutness it kills with its power!

    Doggy Gunner Part 2

    Remember this doggie gunner?  Apparently, there’s a whole series of him floating around the nets:

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    Porn Puts Our Children In Harms Way

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    Porn makes zombies?

    Monster Car

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    Is there even an engine in there?

    Pro Choice Leader Statistics

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    Note to self: always use caution when pulling numbers out of ass.

    Turtle Rider

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    So what’s on the stick?  Sausage?  Carrot?

    Beer Store Rainbow

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    /sniff….it’s so beautiful!

    Internet Warning Labels

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    That is not a real woman.
    Real women do not call themselves “CumSlurper19”, nor do they send naked pictures to people they met five minutes ago

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     Use Extreme Caution when opening images.  Whatever you try, it is not possible to un-see something.

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     Don’t.
    It was funny.  Now it isn’t. Get over it.

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     WARNING:
    A number on a website does not translate into actual popularity.

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    EXTREME DANGER
    Someone has made pron of all your childhood memories.  And other people enjoy it.

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    Do not attempt to use the web if you are over the age limit.  Newspapers are still being printed for your comfort and convenience.

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     DANGER
    Reading online forums may cause irreparable damage to your faith in humanity

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    CAUTION
    Seemingly innocent words can mean things you  do not want to even imagine.

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     DANGER
    Trying to hide this porn window will reveal ten far worse pop-ups.  You are advised to admit to your love for big-breasted sluts rather then risk appearing interested in gang midget bondage.

    Yellowstone National Park

     

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    I’ve been here I think.  It sucked for a 17 year old who just wanted to play video games and get laid, but I think that it’d be cool for me to go to, in like 30 years.

    Beating Out Chuck By One Vote

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    …Josh webb had a successful write-in campaign for a senate chair, beatin gout write-in candidate Chuck Norris for the seat by one vote…

    Murderous Wedding Cake

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    I seem to have a thing for cakes here.

    TEH OMGWTFBBQ!!!1

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    You can even buy a shirt with something like this on it

    Happy President

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    “So, Mr President, is that a carrot in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?”


  • Hot Dog Man

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    My Precious

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    Yessssssss,
    My Precious
    Moments…

    Airplane / Sun Photo Effect

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    Robbers Shot

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    Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

    I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.  They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

    I hung up.  A minute later I rang again. ‘Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed.  You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.’

    Within minute there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.  They caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’

    To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’

    -Tony Gladstone

    Two things I get from this letter to the editor:  Tony doesn’t like commas, and Tony doesn’t understand triage.

    Site stats / hotlinking removal

    Someone recently asked why I had disabled hotlinking for the site (for the time being)
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    (data is amount of RSS feed subscribers, thank you feedburner!)
    So there you go, MCS’s traffic is blowing up, yay! Yesterday (the 20th of March) there were 36,000 page views according to project wonderful.

    Teapot Baobab Tree

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    Image by Gilles Croissant

    Their defining characteristic: their swollen trunk are actually water storage – the baobab tree can store as much as 31,700 gallon (120,000 l) of water to endure harsh drought conditions.

    via Neatorama (they have many other ‘cool trees’ go check em out)

    Cement Disaster

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    I love the footprints leading out…

    Broccoli Cat

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    Oh the broccoli is such a wonderful endeavor.

    Atomic Bomb

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    This is for the Boston PD.

    Penquin Cliff Jumper

     

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    Whoops!

    One Does Not Simply Stargate Their Way Into Mordor

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    God, there’s a like a million of these, and I lol at all of them.

    Zelda Fine Art

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    Sweet awesomeness, and I don’t even like the Zelda games.

    I Bone Your Mom

    he looks like the type to do it too.

    Jesus Loves You!

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    Unless you are :
    Muslim
    Atheist
    Mormon
    A Free Thinker
    Homosexual
    Capable Of Logical Reason
    Pro-Choice

    Windows Errors Wallpaper

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    Great for pranks!

    Balmer! Balmer! Balmer! Balmer!

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    Chair! Chair! Chair!

    Darwin Vs God

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    Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Who will survive this debacle of biblical proportions?! Will evolution best the ethereal?  Watch as Darwin’s trained ape battalion takes on God’s frothing televangelists, as they duke it out in the ring to settle this longtime grudge!

    by Endling

    Anorexia Perceptions

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    I like the girl in the mirror better then the one in front of it.  Her knees are too sharp.

    Smoke Stacks In Clouds / Fog

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    I have no clue what’s going on here, but it’s a stunning picture anyways.

    Helicoptor AntiAir Countermeasures

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    I didn’t even notice there was a aircraft there for a while.

    Get Off My Lawn You Damn Kids!

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    It’s a cat in a dog house.

    Whiskas Advertisement

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    8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas.

    Sea Of Crabs

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    Previously, in crab news:
    Crab Warning Poster
    Super Crabs!