ROLF-MAO

From the original page:

Rolling On Floor Laughing My AOff

But I won’t tell you what that A– stands for because I don’t use that kind of filthy language, you ass.

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  • If You Don’t Come To Democracy

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    Let’s play name the bomber, I love that game.

    Halo Teaser Wallpaper

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    I’m already saving for a X-Box 360, just for this game.  Hopefully we don’t get fucked over like Halo 2.  Thanks for half a game Bungie!

    Hammer Hang Illusion

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    It’s unpossible! How does it work?!

    [EDIT: THERE IS VIDEO!]

    Ben Browder And Claudia Black

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    Lemme admit here, that when Ben Bowder and Claudia Black came onto Stargate: SG1, I wasn’t too happy with the situation, and I didn’t really like them as actors. Then I watched Farscape, and gained a huge respect for their talents, so I’m going to assume that it’s simply the chemistry that hasn’t gelled yet on SG1. Sadly, I don’t think they’re going to get the time to get comfortable on the new set.

    SG1 was one of those good “bad” TV series, much like Atlantis or any other SciFi produced series. It was / is terribly good. (Unlike BSG, which is just GREAT)

    Reading Skill +1

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    I have a macro that hits the sign like 20 times a minute, I maxed out my reading skill in like 20 minutes.  It was awesome, true story.

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans

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    Oh god yes.

    DBZ Chalk Power

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    I see what you did there!

    Domo Kitty

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    RUN KITTY, RUN!

    (PS, I can’t believe I’m posting this picture, it’s almost as old as the internet)

    Eva Mendes Wallpapers

    To celebrate the fact that I just sat through the successful piece of shit that is the new Ghost Rider movie, here’s some wallpapers of Eva Mendes.  My thoughts?  Craptastic CGI, lackluster voice overs, and shitty story.  But there’s a somewhat hot girl in there somewhere:
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    Three more below the cut, watch out for boobs and butt.  They’re NSFW.

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    Escher In Legos

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    By M.C. Escher

    Captain Of The Raft

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    Man, I gotta find me a girl that’ll do this.

    Captain Al Chohol Cover

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    from ep.tc


  • Warhammer 40k Black And White Choas Marine

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    He’s so majestic looking!

    Armed Forced Career Center

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    Suicidal Teens Welcome!

    Berlitz Language School Advertisment

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    Oh fuck, does that mean there’s puffer fish in the water?  Or does it mean there’s babies with goggles on the beach?

    Graffiti: The Fun Crime Maker!

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    From EatLiver

    Street Sign From Hell

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    Do not pass go!

    Hercule / Great Satan Look-a-like

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    I liked him better as the ‘great satan’, lolz

    Cthulhu Fish

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    By Frank Peters Via Uglorable

    it’s not actually cthulhu though, so don’t get worried, it’s a cuttlefish

    Hockey Team Photo

    Behind a cut, cause there’s puke.

    Via EatLiver

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    Lovely Eels

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    Reminds me of Uglorable, who’s been a loyal sponsor of MCS for the last couple days.

    Kool Aid Man

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    Smoking Babe

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    Puffin Wallpaper

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    So CUTE!

    Powergirl’s Costume Design Choice

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    “People always ask me why I have this hole right here.  They think I’m showing off or just being lewd.  But the first time I made this costume I wanted to have a symbol like you.  I just couldn’t think of anything, I thought eventually I’d figure it out.  And close the hole.

    But I haven’t.”

    Boeing 747 Shuttle Carrier

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    I’ve never seen this is action before, but damn, it’s cool looking.

    Awesome TMNT Costumes

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    My mom made me a custom Splinter costume when I was a kid, and it was on this level.  The next year, it doubled as a wookie costume.

    Red Dragon

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    Yin-Yarr! Wallpaper

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    Embrace the Tao, or ye walk the plank!

    Wizard Of Oz : Cowardly Lion Picture

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    Is very interesting, no?

    Rockin Shark

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    I vaguely recall these from my childhood, but for the life of me, I can’t remember what the hell they were about.

    Reggie And The Full Effect: Skittles and Cigs Wallpaper

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    Well, I’m not sure what the candy has to do with the album, but it’s a Real CD

    Wedding Sheep

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    New Spider-Woman

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    I somehow think they’re trying to sell sexual healing in comics now.  Not that I’m complaining, cause I like boobs.  Yes I do.

    No Fatties Warning Sign

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    Exactly like this post, but with WORDS!!

    Truth Pamphlet

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    I got this from the internet a while back, and I can’t remember where it came from, nor can I find a logo/url on the image.  Anyone know where it came from?