My Precious

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Yessssssss,
My Precious
Moments…
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  • Airplane / Sun Photo Effect

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    Robbers Shot

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    Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

    I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.  They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

    I hung up.  A minute later I rang again. ‘Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed.  You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.’

    Within minute there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.  They caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’

    To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’

    -Tony Gladstone

    Two things I get from this letter to the editor:  Tony doesn’t like commas, and Tony doesn’t understand triage.

    Site stats / hotlinking removal

    Someone recently asked why I had disabled hotlinking for the site (for the time being)
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    (data is amount of RSS feed subscribers, thank you feedburner!)
    So there you go, MCS’s traffic is blowing up, yay! Yesterday (the 20th of March) there were 36,000 page views according to project wonderful.

    Teapot Baobab Tree

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    Image by Gilles Croissant

    Their defining characteristic: their swollen trunk are actually water storage – the baobab tree can store as much as 31,700 gallon (120,000 l) of water to endure harsh drought conditions.

    via Neatorama (they have many other ‘cool trees’ go check em out)

    Cement Disaster

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    I love the footprints leading out…

    Broccoli Cat

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    Oh the broccoli is such a wonderful endeavor.

    Atomic Bomb

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    This is for the Boston PD.

    Penquin Cliff Jumper

     

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    Whoops!

    One Does Not Simply Stargate Their Way Into Mordor

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    God, there’s a like a million of these, and I lol at all of them.

    Zelda Fine Art

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    Sweet awesomeness, and I don’t even like the Zelda games.

    I Bone Your Mom

    he looks like the type to do it too.

    Jesus Loves You!

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    Unless you are :
    Muslim
    Atheist
    Mormon
    A Free Thinker
    Homosexual
    Capable Of Logical Reason
    Pro-Choice

    Windows Errors Wallpaper

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    Great for pranks!


  • Balmer! Balmer! Balmer! Balmer!

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    Chair! Chair! Chair!

    Darwin Vs God

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    Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Who will survive this debacle of biblical proportions?! Will evolution best the ethereal?  Watch as Darwin’s trained ape battalion takes on God’s frothing televangelists, as they duke it out in the ring to settle this longtime grudge!

    by Endling

    Anorexia Perceptions

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    I like the girl in the mirror better then the one in front of it.  Her knees are too sharp.

    Smoke Stacks In Clouds / Fog

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    I have no clue what’s going on here, but it’s a stunning picture anyways.

    Helicoptor AntiAir Countermeasures

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    I didn’t even notice there was a aircraft there for a while.

    Get Off My Lawn You Damn Kids!

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    It’s a cat in a dog house.

    Whiskas Advertisement

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    8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas.

    Sea Of Crabs

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    Previously, in crab news:
    Crab Warning Poster
    Super Crabs!

    MirthCanal

    I just noticed that MCS is on top of the MirthCanal ratings.

    Get on over there and vote us up!

    Needs More Cameras

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    Oh, those crazy photographers.  Are those highspeed cameras there on the ground?  They look hyper-specialized.

    Handless Organist – Truly A Miracle Of God

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    How exactly is this a miracle of god?  You’d think a miracle would include a pair of hands that worked right.

    Feeling Lucky?

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    From Snorgtees Via Khramageddon 

    St Patrick’s Day!

    Cat Vs Mouse

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    I always hear from cat owners how much their cat loves the various computer peripherals.

    My Computer

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    I lol’d at work, and got in trouble when i saw this on Fark.

    Going To The Moon, BRB

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    look kids, it’s Stephen Hawkings, and he’s going to the moon!  Maybe he’ll take some company?

    Efilax Advertisement

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    I have no idea what they’re advertising.  No really.  I’m that stupid, right?

    Ice Water On Tap

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    I’d be afraid that my beard would freeze.

    Evolution Is A Lie!

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    Can you imagine being in this church?

    Britney Shears

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    Room of BSOD

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    Guess this is what happens when you roll out a back update, eh?

    New Site Feature!

    Look over there to the right! (no your other right, there you go ::pat pat::) There’s 10 random posts from the archives.

    If you’re reading the site through the RSS feed (all 350 of you! yay!) you’ll have to click through to the website to see this EXCITING new feature!

    Lovecraft Love Face

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    Lovecraft would make this face during sex.

    Staring as he thrusted.  Staring.  Just staring.

    Recent Eclipse

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    I think I was drunk while this was happening, anyone actually see it in person?