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  • Drive Thru Pharmacy

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    Does no one spell it “through” anymore?

    National Geographic: Was Darwin Wrong?

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    I wonder if they really mean that

    Paperback 404 Error

     

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    I swear to god I remember posting this before, but I can’t find it anywhere on MCS, here it is.

    Airplane Panda

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    it took me a few seconds to figure out that’s real or not.

    Meat Eating Tiger

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    Wow.  Such a huge mouth!

    Mario and Sonic In The Same Game

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    Straight from kotaku, I found this little gem.  Surely a sign of the apocalypse, who would have thought that these two former competitors would be sharing the same game?

    Troll Humor

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    Toaster = Bob Dylan

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    Battlestar Galactica spoilers in comments!

    Spooky Ghost Shoes

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    Polar Bear Cub

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    This is the polar bear that Cobert wants us to kill?  /sob

    Gas Mask Kids

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    I seem to have a thing for gas masks

    Giant Foot Print

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  • Sexy Battlestar Galactica Lawyer

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    Just caught the latest BSG Episode, spoilers in comments {OMG SHIT FUCK WTF WAS THAT}

    Platt National Park – Endorsed by the Klan!

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    Platt National Park“The (Klan) playground of the southwest”

    A good health and pleasure resort.
    Where klansmen and their families can find wholesome surroundings and a glan atmosphere
    A good program and parade Klan day
    June 16, 1924
    Come sunday and visit our churches.
    A fine place to spend your vacation.

    Divorce, the geeky way

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    An anonymous douche says it’s from dpchallenge.  DP Challenge?  Is that some kind of porn competition?

    Captain America #449 : No one comes back from the DEAD

     

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    “WHAT?!  Nick — GONE? for WHAT, the FOURTH time? FORGIVE me, Contessa, but I’ve heard that song and dance BEFORE.  That old buzzard’s too TOUGH to die.  I’m not BUYING it. ”

    “then perhaps you should LEARN to.  We ALL miss him, Rogers… but it’s for REAL this time…   ….And no one comes back from the DEAD.”

    This must have been before Nick’s latest death, which puts him up to 10 or 12 death.

    Via www.comic-images.com (it’s my own site, so yeah, I’m link whoring it out, but it’s a funny picture, and the site needs traffics, and oh fuck it, just go visit the damn website already, would you?)

    Danger: Keep Off Shelf Ice

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    Unsafe death can occur

    OMG WTF!?! Knock First!!!

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    I got this problem with my current roommate.  I’ll be watching mildly artistic “nature” films, and he’ll come barging in, and I’ll be sitting there just pounding away on a bag of chips, and I’ll be all like “hey mother fucker knock before you run in!” and then put away my ‘chips’.

    And before you make mention of any locking of doors, I’ll tell you this.  My house was built when god himself was in diapers, and apparently the world was a safer place then, cause there isn’t a single lock on any of the inside doors.

    Pistol Knife

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    Praying For Peace

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    Greatest President Ever!?

    Baby Octopus

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    OMG, teh cutness it kills with its power!

    Doggy Gunner Part 2

    Remember this doggie gunner?  Apparently, there’s a whole series of him floating around the nets:

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    Porn Puts Our Children In Harms Way

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    Porn makes zombies?

    Monster Car

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    Is there even an engine in there?

    Pro Choice Leader Statistics

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    Note to self: always use caution when pulling numbers out of ass.

    Turtle Rider

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    So what’s on the stick?  Sausage?  Carrot?

    Beer Store Rainbow

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    /sniff….it’s so beautiful!

    Internet Warning Labels

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    That is not a real woman.
    Real women do not call themselves “CumSlurper19”, nor do they send naked pictures to people they met five minutes ago

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     Use Extreme Caution when opening images.  Whatever you try, it is not possible to un-see something.

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     Don’t.
    It was funny.  Now it isn’t. Get over it.

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     WARNING:
    A number on a website does not translate into actual popularity.

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    EXTREME DANGER
    Someone has made pron of all your childhood memories.  And other people enjoy it.

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    Do not attempt to use the web if you are over the age limit.  Newspapers are still being printed for your comfort and convenience.

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     DANGER
    Reading online forums may cause irreparable damage to your faith in humanity

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    CAUTION
    Seemingly innocent words can mean things you  do not want to even imagine.

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     DANGER
    Trying to hide this porn window will reveal ten far worse pop-ups.  You are advised to admit to your love for big-breasted sluts rather then risk appearing interested in gang midget bondage.

    Yellowstone National Park

     

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    I’ve been here I think.  It sucked for a 17 year old who just wanted to play video games and get laid, but I think that it’d be cool for me to go to, in like 30 years.

    Beating Out Chuck By One Vote

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    …Josh webb had a successful write-in campaign for a senate chair, beatin gout write-in candidate Chuck Norris for the seat by one vote…

    Murderous Wedding Cake

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    I seem to have a thing for cakes here.

    TEH OMGWTFBBQ!!!1

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    You can even buy a shirt with something like this on it

    Happy President

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    “So, Mr President, is that a carrot in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?”

    Hot Dog Man

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    My Precious

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    Yessssssss,
    My Precious
    Moments…