Clippy Want / Do Not Want

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I figure I better post this, cause they just retired the little bastard.

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  • Plz to be no eetings!

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    Plz to be no eetings!

    I R not tasty or nootrishus

    Head On Handgun

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    God damn stupid commercial for a product that simply does not work, and yet they’re making mad money off it.

    Battlestar Galactica – Starbuck

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    [EDIT: Spoilers abound in the comments, so don’t read them if you don’t want to have the latest BSG episodes spoiled]

    Judgement Day

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    Judgment day is here.

    Show your tits and I will judge ’em.

    X-Box Strong Man

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    I just moved my x-box up to my second story, and I had to use a forklift.

    Star Trek MMO : Starbase

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    I pee my pants a little bit everytime I hear new news about the Star Trek MMO.  It has so much potential, and yet so did Enterprise.

    Ya Hya Chouhada MUAD’DIB

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    Hey look, it’s a Dune reference!

    LOST Statues

    Proving once and for all that you can make statues out of anything :

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    Hare Krishna

    ahhhh, beauty and the geek.

    Dolphin / Seagull Margaretta

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    I say it’s a seagull.

    Moose Warning Sign

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    SuperNews: Mac Vs PC

    Che Men’s Magazine Advertisement

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    Ah, if only it were that easy.

    Pink Hummer

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    Why must people do these things?

    Previously :

    Chromed Out H2
    Pink Hummer H2

    Baby CoPilot

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  • Fishy Handshake

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    Don’t be accused of a weak handshake!
    Advert for casall sports products

    Aliens PT Cruiser

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    Dear Yoda

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    Dear Yoda,

    I want to hump your green butt.

    xoxoxo

    Photographic Pooch

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    This is how I wake up every morning.

    The dog, not the photographer.

    Obama Rocks Austin

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    Yehaa mother fucker!

    Castle Reflections

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    Took me a moment to realize it wasn’t a shitty photo manipulation, it was a good real picture.

    American Tactical Force

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    Man, those are some realistic looking toys there.  And the cat’s real looking too.

    Easy Bake Meth Lab

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    As someone that’s never tried meth before, nor tried to cook it up, is this a good indication of what you’d need to make some?

    You Guys Talking About Shenanigans??

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    When’s their next movie coming out?  They still haven’t done much that’s topped Super Troopers, although Beer Fest was close…

    Map Of The United States Circuit Court System

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    Just in case you were wondering what Circuit Court you lived in.

    I’m in 11.

    Cthulhu Rises

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    You ever get that feeling you shouldn’t have messed with the Sleeping One?

    300 – Hello, Hell Restaurant?

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    I need a reservation for 300

    Military Style Close Shave

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    You’d think that the car’s driver would pay a little more attention around the multi-million dollar aircraft, right?

    Spartans In MY Restaurant?

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    It’s more likely than you think!

    [edit: I need to mention 300 somewhere in the post so when people search the site for 300, they’ll get this one too. 300]

    Wet Cat Wallpaper

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    Stupid cat.

    Woman Spotted yesterday reading today’s paper

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    Feels like an Onion article to me.

    Captain America Wallpaper

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    I’d like to thank CNN, NYT, and Wired.com for fucking comic book fans over EVERYWHERE by spoiling the end of one of the largest stories to ever come out of marvel’s bullpen.  Wired really gets a giant middle finger, cause this isn’t the first time they’ve fucked their loyal readers over.  This last week they spoiled the most recent episode of battlestar galactice in their RSS Feed title.  I mean seriously, how incompetent can you get?  Meh, I’ll just never go back to their site, and unsubscribe from their RSS feed.  I’d suggest you do the same.

    Kara County Sheriff Car Decals

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    We’ll Kick Your Ass…

    …And take your doughnuts too!

    School Bus Stop Ahead : Shooting Prohibited

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    It should go without saying that you shouldn’t base camp the spawn zone.  God.

    System Fan Malfunction

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    This is what happens when you try to overclock a quantum computer.  Time / Space distortion on an EPIC level.

    Quantum Junction

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    Quantum Junction
    Get in both lanes
    Max Speed: 30e2

    Gas Mask Family

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    Surreal enough that it might be photoshopped, but surreal enough that it might be real.

    From vintagephoto

    Help Desk Warning

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    WARNING!

    If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire.

    Tank Rush KEKEKE

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    Fucking terrans.