Wal-Mart- Send Me Your Tired

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breath free. And let me screw them mercilessly.

Wal*Mart

Lower Ethical Standards.  Always

Bloody Sting Ray Killed Steve Irwin

Math Question Humor

I lol’d, cause that’s the answer I came up with too, hehe

Ghetto Fabulous Gameboy

That’s one of the old school game boys too! Generation 1 in the house!

McDonalds Chiwawa

I Found Jesus!

I Found Jesus!

He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana

Masturbation At University of Michigan

Apparently, this is a big problem in the world?  Personally I think these notices are hoaxes, cause doesn’t semen just wash away?  Unless you’re dumping buckets of the stuff down the drain I don’t see it affecting the pipes in any way.

Free Maps To The Candy House

They Blow Up So Fast

Heineken Advertisment Featuring Spock

Heineken.  Refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.

Water Supply Problems

From www.actnow.com.au

Tsunamis Explained

Going To The Moon, brb

Apparently, there’s a couple cats going to the moon.

Highway Camel

I say it’s fake.  Amirite?

Lego Star Wars Star Destroyer

Now there’s one satisfied looking dude.

Ingenious Beer Bottle Storage Device

It’s perfect, cause it’s a big metal drum that can store your beer…and when it’s time to dump the water, you just turn on the machine, and it’ll pump it all out for you.  Awesome it is!

404: Image Not Available

I think this is from flickr.  Yes, it’s just an “image not available” image on a white background, but I like it.  It’s sexy AND functional.

GhetToes

I mean seriously, what the fuck?

Heisman Baby

Why David Hasselhoff Should Be Your Only Idol

God, I had forgotten he did a Nick Fury movie… I still haven’t been able to find it anywhere.

Hurricane Season Is Over!

Looks like we made it through the year without any major storms hitting the US!

Have a fun night tonight kiddies, 2007 is going to be an interesting year

Broken Bridge

Looks like the bridge in Pensacola after one of the most recent hurricanes came rolling through.

Internet Browsers

Eye See You

News Years Eve Yard Sale

This is what my fraternity house used to look like after a party.  We could finance our next party with the recycling returns, lol.

Miss Texas, Miss New Jersey Miss United States And Miss Nebraska

Avenging Unicorn Play Set

Motorcycle Ice Tires

Looks like it would be painful to be run over by this bike’s tires!

Facial Painting

There’s a real eye in there somewhere.

Neverending Story

I loved this movie when it came out, although the Nothing scared the fucking shit out of me.  I still love it, in fact!

Cthulhu Toy Set

Die N-Word Die!

Ray Charles TNG

Added on December 30th, 2006 by The_Hanz | One Comment | Report Post
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Gnome Fondler

Added on December 29th, 2006 by The_Hanz | 2 Comments | Report Post
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Oye, I play a gnome in WoW too, better keep an eye out for this dude.

Admiral Monkey

Added on December 29th, 2006 by The_Hanz | One Comment | Report Post
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Forum Fodder, WTF

Anyone know anything about this cute lil fella?

Undo Jesus

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Tags:Humor, Religion

from undojesus.org

Excellet Bus Driver

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I’m guessing the driver isn’t going to get his holiday bonus this year.

Batman Post Bane

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Remember that?  When Bane borked Batman’s back?

Pink Hummer H2

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Why would someone do this to their car?  Not that the H2’s look good to begin with, I personally think they’re dumb looking, but still.  Pink?  It’s like the Hello Kitty version of it or something.

Rain Gutters & Spouts & Drains & Funnels

Added on December 28th, 2006 by The_Hanz | 11 Comments | Report Post
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Awesome set up.

Big Blue Communications Advertisement

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Tags:Advertisements, Forum Fodder, Humor, Sexy

Missile Silo Interior

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At first glance, I thought it was inside of a space station (Mir / Skylab), but the guy to the right is obviously in gravity..and there are phones.  You don’t have phones on space stations, not yet anyways.  I’m guessing it’s the inside of one of those doomsday missile silos that we have floating around the prairies of the mid-west.

Why Wait Till 1955? We Might Not Even Be Alive

Added on December 28th, 2006 by The_Hanz | 2 Comments | Report Post
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A formal gas mask dinner.  Kinda reminds me of the Gas Mask Brigade

Nemo Sushi

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Baby Safe Haven

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Please Leave New Born Baby At

Hospital Emergency Room

Or A Staffed Fire / EMS Station

Or Police Station

No Questions Asked

But Information May Be Given

Thank You

MGLc.119 sec.39/ 1/2

Wow. Just Wow.

Leaning Tower Of HTML Pisa

Added on December 27th, 2006 by The_Hanz | 2 Comments | Report Post
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Passive Smoking Kills

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Taco Bell Doggy

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Final Fantasy Gun Blade

Added on December 27th, 2006 by The_Hanz | One Comment | Report Post
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That there is a gunblade, made famous by Squall of FF8.  It’s real purty, dontcha think?