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  • You Have No New E-Mail

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    No one likes you.  Stop checking your mail, your not getting anything.

    Sadly, incorrect spelling is the death of many classic internet memes.  or is it the birth of them?

    God Is A Gamer

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    Drunk Driving Accident

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    oh the humanity!

    Rabid Attack Turtles

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    And suddenly, the biker gang was attacked by flying rabid turtles.

    I Don’t Speak English

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    I don’t know English

    But I promise not to laugh at your Spanish

    Submarine Berth

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    I’m pretty sure this is one of those decomissioned Russian submarine bases, where the sub would come in, and they would drain the water out…at least that’s how I explain the stairway to the right…

    Andre The Giant

     

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    That’s one big dude.

    Beer Kegs

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    Owl Snowprint

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    See, there was a bunny hopping through the forest, then a bird came down and killed his ass.[UPDATE]Looks like there might not have been a bunny involved here afterall! For the bloody details, see Owl Snowprint Redux

    Crossword For Blondes

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    Across
    1. First letter of the alphabet. (Also, “The Scarlet Letter.”)

    Down
    1. Part of “at,” not “t.” (Also, best grade on a report card.)

    Cathulhu

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    Line-O-Coke

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    Do it yourself cocaine kit!

    Morning Wood

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    Sounds like a lovely community!


  • Herpes Dating Ad

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    Blue eyed blonde female seeking male friend between 48-59 with genital herpes for companionship and outings.  if you have The Gift and need a friend to talk to I am here for you. Let’s have a coffee and chat

    Animated Gir & Mario

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    Awesome animated awesomeness.

    White House Gangsters

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    I recognize:
    Colin Powell
    Dick Cheney
    George Bush
    Condoleeza Rice
    UNKNOWN
    UNKNOWN
    Donald Rumsfield

    I have a feeling, one of them is the AG.
    and yeah, I know this picture is old, Powell was kicked from the posse..and I have a weird feeling I posted this before, but I can’t find it anywhere.

    Yellow Snake

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    Lost Dog Poster

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    Breed: Slut

    *Likes to Sniff (coke)

    Answers to:Heather Malone

    Last Seen: Fucking Mike Froland

    Kitty Fridge Magnet

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    Squishy Kitty!

    No maam

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    National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

    Alligator Mating Season

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    World War 2 Solider

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    From this site here, which I’m plan on going through later on this week and pulling out some of the cooler ones.

    Viper Wine

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    Star Trek: Picard And Sisko

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    My two most favorite Star Trek captains.  I liked Sisko a bit better though, cause he would whoop up on your ass.

    Mace Windu And Purple Light Sabre

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    It’s the one with “BFM” on it.

    Hotlinking Is Risky

    This isn’t an e-mail that I’ve personally received, but it’s still funny:

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    As you know, when you hotlink images from someone else’s site, you run the risk of “your” pictures turning into either golden frogs or Mr Goatsie.

    Warhammer 40k Chaos Marine

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    Simply beautiful art.  I’m still trying to finish the third Soul Drinkers novel, hoping to have it done by the time the next one comes out.

    Che Bacca

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    I lol’d.

    Electile Dysfunction

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    New Firefox Logo

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    Am I Too Big?

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    Yes. Yes you are. But even fat girls need lovin!

    Santa Bear And The 7 Gay Elves

     

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    Living Room Computer

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    It’s not a computer for the living room.  It’s a computer the size of your living room.

    Smell The Cat’s Ass

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    What The Fuck is the world coming to?

    McDonalds: Not Capable of Cooking Anything Remotely Like This

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    But you would eat your own shit if our marketing was good enough.

    6 PCS Precision Screwdriver Set: Not To Be Inserted Into Penis

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    Yeah, so apparently, this is real.  But why do they care if someone sticks it in their dick?

    Wife Has Been Kidnapped

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    Wife has been kidnapped!  I’m short .98 for ransom.

    I hate bums.  Bum bum bum.  I do like the word bum though.