Scarlett Johansson

Thinking Of Kia Advertisement

Watermellon Bandit

“Gimme!”

Battle Turtle

You don’t go to war with the Army you want, you go to war with the Army you have.

Think Bigger : Stihl Advertisement

Cheap Parking Garage

Whoops.  This is what happens when you use the aluminum roof for extra parking space.

Hot Sniper

I can only assume that’s a long range sniper rifle she’s holding there.

Big Truck = Little Willy

That thing is huge.  Why would anyone need a vehicle that large?  I would imagine it’s not for inner city use, but still…

Sweat or Pee?

Whoops

Sun Kiss

Green Snake Wallpaper

Mushroom Cloud Hottie

I’d say it’s either an advertisement or proof of concept image.

Creepy Advertisement

WTF?

Wedding Night Plans

Advil Advertisement

Nestle Crunch With Caramel Advertisement

What says you internets? I go with the first pronunciation. THAT’s the correct way to say it!

Poop Back And Forth

From here

Fast Food Warning Signs

Who ever put these up had some biiiiig balls.

Intelligent Design Zoo

The Empty Cage

This cage is empty… for now. Since God created everything by just “placing” it on Earth, we are welcoming Him to create another creature by just magically “putting” it in this cage. We look forward to seeing what He comes up with.

My Life As A Slut

Pyramid Of Internet Piracy

I’ve been in all of those categories. Does that make me a bad person?

Free BJs

I’m not sure if I would want a BJ or a PB&J from her/him/it.

Highspeed Sand Dune Racer

Awesome Electrical Building

What / Where is this? Look at the scale compared to the dude in the bottom center.

Stealin My Bucket

Redickulous Gay

We have the fossils. We Win.

3xoSk3l3t0n just sent this in:

From www.stampandshout.com

Caught In The Act

Charlize Theron As Aeon Flux Wallpaper

You know, I wasn’t really too impressed with the movie, but I never need a “good” reason to post boobs. Cause boobs rawk.

Can You Recognize A Terrorist?

Wal-Mart- Send Me Your Tired

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breath free. And let me screw them mercilessly.

Wal*Mart

Lower Ethical Standards.  Always

Bloody Sting Ray Killed Steve Irwin

Math Question Humor

I lol’d, cause that’s the answer I came up with too, hehe

Ghetto Fabulous Gameboy

That’s one of the old school game boys too! Generation 1 in the house!

McDonalds Chiwawa

I Found Jesus!

I Found Jesus!

He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana

Masturbation At University of Michigan

Apparently, this is a big problem in the world?  Personally I think these notices are hoaxes, cause doesn’t semen just wash away?  Unless you’re dumping buckets of the stuff down the drain I don’t see it affecting the pipes in any way.

Free Maps To The Candy House

They Blow Up So Fast

Heineken Advertisment Featuring Spock

Heineken.  Refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.

Water Supply Problems

From www.actnow.com.au

Tsunamis Explained

Going To The Moon, brb

Apparently, there’s a couple cats going to the moon.

Highway Camel

I say it’s fake.  Amirite?

Lego Star Wars Star Destroyer

Now there’s one satisfied looking dude.

Ingenious Beer Bottle Storage Device

It’s perfect, cause it’s a big metal drum that can store your beer…and when it’s time to dump the water, you just turn on the machine, and it’ll pump it all out for you.  Awesome it is!

404: Image Not Available

I think this is from flickr.  Yes, it’s just an “image not available” image on a white background, but I like it.  It’s sexy AND functional.

GhetToes

I mean seriously, what the fuck?

Heisman Baby

Why David Hasselhoff Should Be Your Only Idol

God, I had forgotten he did a Nick Fury movie… I still haven’t been able to find it anywhere.