McDonalds: Not Capable of Cooking Anything Remotely Like This
But you would eat your own shit if our marketing was good enough.
6 PCS Precision Screwdriver Set: Not To Be Inserted Into Penis
Yeah, so apparently, this is real. But why do they care if someone sticks it in their dick?Wife Has Been Kidnapped
Wife has been kidnapped! I’m short .98 for ransom.
I hate bums. Bum bum bum. I do like the word bum though.
Mathmatical Genius: Expand This Equation
COmpaq FAQ: Where Is The Any Key?
“This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this means you can press any of the keys on they keyboard (such as the Enter Key, the R key, or the space bar).
it’s a real FAQ question.
Captain Enema
Tags:Forum Fodder, Humor, WTF
Prayer Is The Best Wireless Connection
Tags:Computers, Humor, Religion
Ghost Rider Wallpaper
There’s a Ghost Rider movie coming out soon…but the trailer made me cry it looked so stupid. How do you screw up the Ghost Rider?
Super Hero Retirement Home
Tags:Comic Books, Humor, WTF
Will It Take Off?
Tags:Forum Fodder, Humor, WTF
Private Parking Warning Sign
Private Parking
Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, and spray painted with rude slogans immediately after being used as a getaway car in an incredibly daring daylight robbery.
Your Parking Sucks
Back when I was living in a apartment / cave, I wanted to use these things so bad. I would have needed a stack of like 20 of them every time I left though, because college kids just don’t care about things like “parking lines” or “dogs”, they just park on top of them both.
No Parking Near My House
Anyone that puts up a sign like this is an idiot. A complete fucking moron. Why did you buy a router, set it up so it broadcasts that it’s willing to accept connections, and then get in a tizzy about someone actually connecting to it? Just set the damn thing up correctly!
Need A Partner With own Apartment
Summer:
Hello everyone. I am a chinese girl. I want to find a partner who has his own apartment. It means that I want somewhere to live but not for rent. I just like to live there with him and such as sex partner or something more. I can do very well chinese food and maybe we can become very good friend. But I will not talk anything about the world “love” . If you are interest, give me a email to jinan630@gmail.com, with your photo is the best. 🙂
jaw^vvd:
can you code?
Arctic Baboons
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, WTF
Hella cold lookin monkies there
UFO Parking Ticket
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Humor, WTF
Computer Wall
I shoulda grabbed the picture of the other side of this, it was pretty cool looking with all the cables…but it’s cool looking this way too.
U Did Ur Semen Rite In My Eye :[
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Forum Fodder, Humor, XXX
Please Help Jack Off The Horse
Tags:Forum Fodder, Humor, Religion
Applying For A Job At IKEA
Protip: I’ve never bought anything from IKEA before, but I’ve been contemplating it. Does they sell good stuffs, or is it all cheapo crap?A Woman Is Your Friend: Don’t Beat On Her
Tags:Humor, Politics, Religion, WTF
Love, Cherish and Protect HER
Unassembled Snowman For Sale
Tags:Forum Fodder, Humor, X-Mas
Star Wars Attack Of The Clones Michael Moore Figurine
Tags:Humor, Movies, Politics
Sweater Kittens
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Forum Fodder, Sexy
I wanna be that cat!
Pantene Pro-V: Soap For Hair
Our new pro V system works by utilizing impressive computer graphics and made-up names for the ingredients to make “soap for hair” seem interesting and expensive!
(yeah, I noticed the picture has misspelling, but what can you ask for, perfection?)
Diamonds. Not Herpes
When she asked for a gift that would last forever, she didn’t mean genital herpes……a diamond is forever!