Alone On An Uninhabited Island

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You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which would you choose as your companion?

A: Mermaid (top-half human)

B: Reverse-mermaid (bottom-half human)

I’d go for A. Cause I like boobs.

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  • Lex Luthor Returns

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    I just love bald men. Bald evil men.

    Hozac

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    Hozac

    Depressed, Bitch?

    Take it from Dr. Dre–

    depression can be a real motherfucker.

    Don’t be a stupid slut.

    Try new hozac.

    And quit that fucking crying

    Bruce Campbell’s Right Hand

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    I had this image anyways, cause japanese girls in bunny suits holding chainsaws are funny, and cute. And then I noticed what was written on the chainsaw. I love it!

    Interesting Stats

    About 80% of the people that visit MCS use firefox. Good for you!

    Firefox
    181714 79.7 %

    MS Internet Explorer
    36927 16.2 %

    Oh, and all you people from stumbled upon, thanks for stopping by!

    [EDIT: Here’s the full breakdown as of this morning]

    Firefox   203386 76.7 %
      MS Internet Explorer   48507 18.3 %
      Unknown 4906 1.8 %
      Safari   2598 0.9 %
      Opera   2085 0.7 %
      Mozilla   1979 0.7 %
      Netscape   591 0.2 %
      Konqueror   555 0.2 %
      WebCollage (PDA/Phone browser)   179 0 %
      Camino   106 0 %

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    And this is why you shouldn’t fuck with women.

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    This is awesome. Anyone know anything about this thing? It looks like it’s vaguely Akira inspired.

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    or, maybe dead clowns are funny either way?
    Discuss

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  • Optimus Prime B/W

     

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    Good goddamn this is beautiful. Where did it come from, anyone? I got it from 4chan, and they’re not really too smart (damn /b/tards)

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    I can only assume that this was during WW2, and umm…. I dunno. wtf.

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