Sofa King

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The Fuck It Key

Another Wolverine Piercing

Remember this? Well here’s another one!

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I put this up, and then 20 minutes later was reading boing boing…and it’s up there too!

Dodge = Pussy?

Helpful Clippy

He’s just so helpful!

The Prayer Antenna

First, the picture:

Then a brief description from the website I got the picture from:

The Prayer Antenna is part of a series of Religious Technological Artifacts that I am making. The Antenna receives signals from God (yes, your God). The Antenna currently takes the form of a surplus / thrift-store motor-cycle helmet (or similar) that is ornately ordained and fitted with sufficient technology to receive signals. The helmet bristles like a porcupine with many different antennas. The visor is blacked out. Integrated headphones allow the worshipper to experience the signals. Sufficient controls allow the worshipper to tune the signals. The helmet is mounted to the wall on an ornate arm (at around waist level) and a small kneeling stool is provided (like a prayer kneeler). To use the Antenna the worshipper must kneel on the stool and inset their head into the helmet. The wall and surrounding are painted with a decorative pattern.

And then I saw, wtf?

Dune Wallpaper

My current Wallpaper:

The Donald Trump Dog

God The Father Action Figure

First, there was the Jesus Christ Action Figure.

Now, I happily present to you God The Father!

“with kalashnikov AK-47

assault rifle

hallowed cloak of invulnerability “

So why does the almighty god need a cloak of invulnerability?

Poor Cockroaches

Yo Yo, fo shizzle my nizzle, I got yo grill rite er Boooooi

Looks like McDonalds is trying too hard again.

God Made Me An Atheist

Racist Stereotype

Today’s lesson:

Stereotypes are there for a reason

And with that little instructional, I’m hungry for some watermellon!

Emos

Care Bear WTF

Rediculously Large Comment

Breaking News! The new PS3 Controller!

Adventures of God, The Ultimate Super Hero

Hilariously True!

Chinese Doritos