Get Your Fat Ass To The Gym

If your husband is cheating, then get your fat ass to the gym.

Carol Of The Old Ones

A Woman Is Your Friend: Don’t Beat On Her

Love, Cherish and Protect HER

Windows Vista

Viruses

Intruders

Spyware

Trojans

Adware

Unassembled Snowman For Sale

Star Wars Attack Of The Clones Michael Moore Figurine

And God Said…

…and there was light!

Cthulhu License Plate : Kids First!

–from here

Sweater Kittens

I wanna be that cat!

Pantene Pro-V: Soap For Hair

Our new pro V system works by utilizing impressive computer graphics and made-up names for the ingredients to make “soap for hair” seem interesting and expensive!

(yeah, I noticed the picture has misspelling, but what can you ask for, perfection?)

High Def Discovery Shuttle Pictures

Mmmmm shuttle porn!

AOL CD-ROM For Mr. Ahs

Diamonds. Not Herpes

When she asked for a gift that would last forever, she didn’t mean genital herpes……a diamond is forever!

Car Kill Point Decals

Silly Blondes

Brains Are For Brunettes!

Livejournal Image Feed

Got a new feature to MCS, it’s a “Random Livejournal Image Feed”   It’ll show you a set of the most recent pictures that have been posted to livejournal.   If you happen to find anything worth the time, please feel free to submit it for the main page.

Dubai In Ten Years

Now how did they afford those huge buildings?

Ugly Tiger

I’d Hit It…With A Crowbar

Awesome Motorcycle

Love the post-apocalyptic feel of this thing.

Servitor Looking Dude

This reminds me vaguely of the servitors from WarHammer 40k.  Anyone have any idea what/where this is from?

Transfomers Want YOU!

LOLz

Dead Battlestar Captain

Yeah, she was a torturous bitch, but she was hot.

Sigourney Weaver From Alien 3

I’m a sucker for a bald woman.  Too bad you never meet them in RL

Natalie Portman Grassy Wallpaper

This Thread Delivers

5th Element: Multipass

This movie ranks among my top 5.

Canada Looks Better Every Day

Thankfully, due to recent elections, this isn’t as true as it once was, but there’s a long way to go before the US is safe again.

Referred By Dr. Lucy

Redneck Computer Terms

Raptor Jesus Forgives

Nike Run Through Advert

Putin Says No.

Jesus Motivational Poster

Do you know how popular I am in the MMORPG community?

Meet A Real Live Black Person!

Donald Duck

Bush Doesn’t Care About Bin Laden

Cockroach Wallpaper

So I was sitting on the toilet this morning, and I swear to god, a roach the size of the one above came crawling out of the tub drain.  I had to throw an entire Sam’s Club sized shampoo bottle at it, and it only dazed him.  Luckily, my actions bought me enough time to get my shotgun from the hall closet.  He was just coming around when I was able to blow his head off.  Sadly, his body was too heavy to lift, so it’s still sitting in the tub.  Ugh, I dread having to explain to my landlord why his tub is peppered with buckshot, and there’s a 50 pound dead roach sitting there 🙁

G.I. Joke

You Can Click, But You Can’t Hide

I’m desperately looking for the parody of this that says “You can sue, but you can’t stop everyone” or something to that effect….google images is failing me right now 🙁

Thank You For Not Aborting Me!

Timmay License Plate

This Is The USA

Olympics FTW!

Banging Thanksgiving

And a link to the SomethingAwful forum that this is from.  So what says you?  Real?  Made up?