The Sun Is Large…

But that damn x-box controller was HUGE.

Forget something at home?

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Cthulhu’s TPS Reports

What The Fuck Am I Doing Here?

Snakes? On My Plane?

Big Wheel Big Thump

Cthulhu Christmas

Stan Lee Is My Superhero

Nerd Spawn Motivational Poster

Robo Octopus

Found this on the random LJ feed, and the journal that had it was in russian, so I have no idea where it comes from…but I do like the idea:

Because a robot with an octopus on his head is awesome, right?

[EDIT]:

The original site: lunarboygallery.com/Artists/Despain/Despain.html

Big Cake

Now THIS is my kind of wedding cake:

(Click For Big)

PDF Files

Illuminati Online

Bible Bar

For when you feel empty inside, put a little Bible Bar into your mouth!

Pluto Ain’t No Astroid (but it’s about time it isn’t a planet)

Ok, so I lost a word from the phrase “my very earnest mother just served us nine pies”, but I’ll get over it. But some people won’t:

For more information

[EDIT]

I’ve been informed it’s from a rather interesting Worth 1000 contest, but oddly enough, the one that I found off of the livejournal feed doesn’t have the worth1000 watermark…hmmmm…

Bunny Fuckers

Cause two dude dress up like bunnies fucking each other is awesome:

Masturbation Kit

Aunt May’s Sticky Surprise

Shining Knight

YouTube 404 Error

Was browing YouTube a few days ago (to see all that Ghost Riding going on) and I ran into this cute 404 error:

Click the [] unclog button, or try again later.

Make sure that the Web site address displayed in the address bar of your browswer is spelled andn formatted correctly, including all stutters.

What has happened to your personal internet? If your staff sent you internet Friday, you got it yesterday. Why?

The internet is not a big truck; Windows can check your Tube Connection Settings to make sure that your computer is set to put your message into the tubes, and not to dump.

Click the Back Button to try another tube.

Future Security Measures

In the not so far future for air-travel:

At what point do we just say “ok, alright already, the terrorists have won”? Personally, it was the point that they started to search my shoes for explosives.  Even if you wear sandles.

Michael Jackson’s Rub N’ Play Transfers

Ninja Cafe

WHere youcan get Sushi, Oyster, Crab Cake, and Fish Chip! (with a side of CLAM!)

Girl With Big Guns

Blac Man

Penis Mushrooms

They’re mushrooms shaped like lil penises!

Gay Confederates

Got this one from Fark:

Wizard Subscription

Anime Fan Gone Too Far!

Snakes On An Arm

Snakes on a plane, on an Arm:

Sofa King

Press Any Key

The Fuck It Key

Another Wolverine Piercing

Remember this? Well here’s another one!

[edit]

I put this up, and then 20 minutes later was reading boing boing…and it’s up there too!

Dodge = Pussy?

Helpful Clippy

He’s just so helpful!

The Prayer Antenna

First, the picture:

Then a brief description from the website I got the picture from:

The Prayer Antenna is part of a series of Religious Technological Artifacts that I am making. The Antenna receives signals from God (yes, your God). The Antenna currently takes the form of a surplus / thrift-store motor-cycle helmet (or similar) that is ornately ordained and fitted with sufficient technology to receive signals. The helmet bristles like a porcupine with many different antennas. The visor is blacked out. Integrated headphones allow the worshipper to experience the signals. Sufficient controls allow the worshipper to tune the signals. The helmet is mounted to the wall on an ornate arm (at around waist level) and a small kneeling stool is provided (like a prayer kneeler). To use the Antenna the worshipper must kneel on the stool and inset their head into the helmet. The wall and surrounding are painted with a decorative pattern.

And then I saw, wtf?

Dune Wallpaper

My current Wallpaper:

The Donald Trump Dog

God The Father Action Figure

First, there was the Jesus Christ Action Figure.

Now, I happily present to you God The Father!

“with kalashnikov AK-47

assault rifle

hallowed cloak of invulnerability “

So why does the almighty god need a cloak of invulnerability?

Poor Cockroaches

Yo Yo, fo shizzle my nizzle, I got yo grill rite er Boooooi

Looks like McDonalds is trying too hard again.

God Made Me An Atheist

Racist Stereotype

Today’s lesson:

Stereotypes are there for a reason

And with that little instructional, I’m hungry for some watermellon!

Emos

Care Bear WTF

Rediculously Large Comment

Breaking News! The new PS3 Controller!

Adventures of God, The Ultimate Super Hero

Hilariously True!

Chinese Doritos