Real Life Half Life – Gordon Freeman

404 – Cause You’re An Asshole

The Page Cannot be displayed because your are an asshole

Please, for the love of god, try the following:

Don’t click the Refresh button. Go outside now.

If you are about to spend another $100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.

To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face. on the Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary back Pain. The Get Out Of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.

If your Evil Computer Addict Persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.

If you would like Windows to try and discover them, click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor

There are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: fishing, skiing, skeet shooting, triatholons, PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.

If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your senses. If that doesn’t work, then we give up. You are officially in need of serious help. Dial 1-800-GET-HELP on your computer’s keypad to reach a mental hospital near you.

Click the Back button to melt your computer

Cannot find reality files
Internet Explorer

Successful Ministry to the Retarded

Warhammer Gun

Is this Warhammer 40K?

Kill it With Fire

Master Chief Vs Alien

Satan Is My Lord

Small Penis?

Submarine Beach of DOOM

Innocent Bag or TERRORIST BOMB?!?!?!?!?

Never Get In A Land War With Asia

This Is A Bad Post

Preserving American Democracy.

Canadian Milk Bags

NO way!  The idea of milk coming in a bag is so weird, but I looked it up on the internet, and the internet is never wrong, and would never lie to me.

So here’s an example:

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Optimus Prime And His Boombox

Wasn’t there a Transformer that turned into a boom box?

Watermelon Bikini

There are few things as refreshing as a watermelon bikini!

Warhammer 40k- Horus

Komma-Klansman

From www.somethingpositive.net

Hamlet Got To Get Paid

Calvin And Hobbes

God Damn, I love this comic:

Master of the CLIT

T-Rex vs Squid vs Whale

Durex: Enjoy The Other Side

A series of Tubes, not a dump truck

NORML Prohibition Poster

Zombie Protection Kit

RIAA Beach Bitch

(Click for big)

Goddamn Blizard

Why did they have to go and cancel ghost?  I could have stared at this ass for months on end!

AOL Advert

A now, an advertisment from AOL:

Cthulhu Bust

Huffing

“I wanted something different… something that set me apart from the crowd.  That, and I wanted to see a 75 foot marshmallow Jesus with flaming eyeballs.”

Huffing: your ticket to independence

Mr T Vs Nancy Reagan

Nothing Runs Like A Queere

Warhammer 40k Red Flag

Hardcore Smurfing

Stargate SG-1 Amanda Tapping

So, I’ve been watching Stargate SG-1 (9 seasons in 3 weeks! whoohoO!) and one of the major reasons I’ve stayed with the series is how rediculously cute this gal is:

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Need More Harddrives! NO MORE ROOM!

O Blaargag?

Childhood Obesity Vs McDonalds

San Francisco After Major Earthquake

Ultimate Gamer’s Living Room

Cthulhu Kitty

You can’t see me

Warhammer in Pink

Loti-on

Anyone that’s watched TV in the last few months has seen these terrible “Head-On” commericials, right?

Real World Risk of Death Stats

Ninja Pirate!

A good way to settle the answer of “who’s better, ninjas or pirates?”:

Oppressed Christians

From a fark thread:

Ultimate Stealth Jet

Cheer up!

Here’s a pack of corgis!