Uber Keyboard Advanced

I’d love to have one of these, but every one that I’ve seen for sale are listed for much more then I’m willing to pay for a blank keyboard.

501st Legion

Save Zero Cents!

Via the Consumerist  

5,000 Popsicle Stick Eiffel Tower

Byron sends this one in:

‘Friend’s son built it for school science project, & won 1st place.”

NES Cartridge Porn

Warhammer 40k – Slaanesh Wallpaper

Shining Wallhack

OMG!! Wallhack!!1!

Pink Eyed Gay Dragon

Attack his sexuality directory!

GOP Vs Jesus

Day of Defeat Sucks

Attention Valued Best Buy Customers:

This game has been discontinued for lack of playability.  Even  though you see this game sitting here it is not available for purchase.  You must go home and download it for free  then try it out and come to the same conclusion that everyone else has that has also tried it…

IT SUCKS!

Chuck Norris RIP

Female Boba Fett Cosplayer

Massive City

Looks like it’s made of legos.  Where is this place?

Guess Who Can Not Marry

The Empire Needs You!

Fetus or McNugget?

This man is less fucked up then you…

Vend-a-Goat

Aircraft Carrier Battlegroup

Anyone know which carrier group this is?

Server Eats Woman

Language Drip

Learn chinese in just 8 hours!

Surprise! You are gay!

Clippy’s Advice for Bush

Gir Cosplayer

Stephen Hawking Pro Wheelchair 2

Snail Mail PGP

Eat Your Young

U.S. needs US strong.

Eat your young.

Do your part in the national nutrition program.

Bradley Fighting Vehicles

Late Shift Spanish

Instant Rapper Kit

Child’s Play 2006

V For Vendetta Reading Light

Asbestos Cancer and Lung Disease Hazard

Danger

Asbestos

Cancer and Lung Diease Hazard

All your base are belong to us.

Repirators and Protective clothing are required in this area.

Fat Girls Give The Best Head

Fat girls give the best head because they’re hungry

Online Pornography

Transformers Audio Party Wallpaper

Been To Sex Sites

Networking Cable Porn

A Rather Large Aquarium

Shanty Town

Wow.

Federal Bureau Of Investigation WMD Operations Unit

Is this a real patch for a real governmental agency?

Classy Gentleman

I wish all idiots did this, cause then you would KNOW just what to expect from their stupid ass.

Drive In Car Wash

So it’s easy to get in, but how the hell do you get it out?

Care Bears FTW!

Man The Harpoons

Big Cow Girl

Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

Warhammer Statue

God, these things are cool looking.

Natalie Portman Hottie Wallpaper

Management Style

It all rolls downhill, don’t it?