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  • Cockroach Wallpaper

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    So I was sitting on the toilet this morning, and I swear to god, a roach the size of the one above came crawling out of the tub drain.  I had to throw an entire Sam’s Club sized shampoo bottle at it, and it only dazed him.  Luckily, my actions bought me enough time to get my shotgun from the hall closet.  He was just coming around when I was able to blow his head off.  Sadly, his body was too heavy to lift, so it’s still sitting in the tub.  Ugh, I dread having to explain to my landlord why his tub is peppered with buckshot, and there’s a 50 pound dead roach sitting there 🙁

    G.I. Joke

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    You Can Click, But You Can’t Hide

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    I’m desperately looking for the parody of this that says “You can sue, but you can’t stop everyone” or something to that effect….google images is failing me right now 🙁

    This Is The USA

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    Olympics FTW!

    Banging Thanksgiving

     

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    And a link to the SomethingAwful forum that this is from.  So what says you?  Real?  Made up?

    This Thread Sucks

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    Software Piracy

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    Arrrrrrr

    Women HMDS

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    Green Visual Trick

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    Warhammer 40k- Priest Looking Guy

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    I’m not familiar with this particular uniform, is he a librarian or something?  A priest of some kind?

    Cute Puppy

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    What breed?

    Sadly, I know what you’re talking about

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    So here’s a guinea pig with STFU on its head.

    VGCats Hosting Advert For Fuitadnet

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    Funny Funny

    Don’t Let Your Hook Up, Get You Caught Up!

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    For reals?

    Booted Tire

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    Well, that’s one way of taking care of the locked tire…


  • This Old Hizzouse

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    Ice Cube trades his Tec-9 for a nail gun in…
    This Old Hizzouse

    Ninjas- Next 25 Miles

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    MacGyver

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    Real Life Joker

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    whoa, very cool.  Must be from one of those nifty fan films though, cause I doubt there’s been any serious work on the next batman film, right?

    Uber Keyboard Advanced

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    I’d love to have one of these, but every one that I’ve seen for sale are listed for much more then I’m willing to pay for a blank keyboard.

    Save Zero Cents!

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    Via the Consumerist  

    5,000 Popsicle Stick Eiffel Tower

    Byron sends this one in:

     

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    ‘Friend’s son built it for school science project, & won 1st place.”

    NES Cartridge Porn

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    Shining Wallhack

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    OMG!! Wallhack!!1!

    Pink Eyed Gay Dragon

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    Attack his sexuality directory!

    GOP Vs Jesus

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    Day of Defeat Sucks

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    Attention Valued Best Buy Customers:

    This game has been discontinued for lack of playability.  Even  though you see this game sitting here it is not available for purchase.  You must go home and download it for free  then try it out and come to the same conclusion that everyone else has that has also tried it…

    IT SUCKS!

    Chuck Norris RIP

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    Massive City

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    Looks like it’s made of legos.  Where is this place?

    Guess Who Can Not Marry

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    Fetus or McNugget?

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    Vend-a-Goat

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    Aircraft Carrier Battlegroup

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    Anyone know which carrier group this is?

    Language Drip

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    Learn chinese in just 8 hours!

    Clippy’s Advice for Bush

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    It looks like you’re trying to run the country. What would you like to do?
    *Learn how to speak in complete sentences.
    *Ask Colin Powell what he would do.
    *Just keep making monkey faces.
    **CAN I MAKE THE WAR ON TERRER APPLY TO CASTROE

    Gir Cosplayer

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    Stephen Hawking Pro Wheelchair 2

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    Snail Mail PGP

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    Eat Your Young

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    U.S. needs US strong.

    Eat your young.

    Do your part in the national nutrition program.