Kara County Sheriff Car Decals

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…And take your doughnuts too!

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  • School Bus Stop Ahead : Shooting Prohibited

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    It should go without saying that you shouldn’t base camp the spawn zone.  God.

    System Fan Malfunction

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    This is what happens when you try to overclock a quantum computer.  Time / Space distortion on an EPIC level.

    Quantum Junction

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    Quantum Junction
    Get in both lanes
    Max Speed: 30e2

    Gas Mask Family

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    Surreal enough that it might be photoshopped, but surreal enough that it might be real.

    From vintagephoto

    Help Desk Warning

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    WARNING!

    If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire.

    Tank Rush KEKEKE

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    Fucking terrans.

    3p Webcomic

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    from Three Panel Soul

    [starwars, yuengling, beer, roommate]

    Krispy Kreme Nightly News

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    Apparently someone was a little too quick on their google images search for the nightly news.  (these pictures have been floating around everwhere, so I have no idea where they first came from, anyone?)

    Vege Lucky Ham

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    Tell me, is the pig very lucky if it’s been slaughtered, processed, and packages for your consumption?

    Hamburger Pile

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    Oh, you’re eyes do not deceive you, this image is posted under sexy.  DEAD SEXY.

    Captain Jean luc Spears

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    Wonder what her version of the Picard Maneuver would be.  Something with umbrellas no doubt.

    Yellow Ricer Punks

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    Yellow for the color, not the race.  Don’t get your panties all bunched up.

    Clear Water Wallpaper

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    I desperately want to go scuba diving in water like this.  My experience up till now has been in water that’s all clear as mud.

    Lazy Island

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    God, there’s no garage.

    DHL Pool Service

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  • Reader voices strong opinion on atheists

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    It’s time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don’t believe in God, then get out of this country.

    The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.

    I don’t recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, “In God We Trust.” So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country.

    Atheists have casued the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our school sna being able to rpactice what can only be called evil. I don’t care if they have never committed a crime, atheists are the reason crime is rampant.

    Wow.

    Just wow.

    [EDIT: Thanks to Dave, we now know this is a real letter from Alaska]

    Fast Dog Warning Sign

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    I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds.

    Can you?

    Bible Fight!

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    damn if those books don’t hurt like a bitch.

    Installation Wizard

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    Installation Wizard demands thedeactivation of all running programs.

    Last Samuri Jedi

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    I woulda make it if he had one of those.  or maybe not considering the fetish for running into weapons that he had…

    Nice Atomic Cloud

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    Or should this be ‘a nice day over Iran’

    Internet Rule 36

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    No matter what it is, it is someone’s fetish

    No exceptions.

    Post-Its!

    or is that post-tits?

    Watch For Vanilla Ice Graffiti

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    A little more obvious then the last one

    Offical Seal Of The United States Republican Party

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    THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IN IRAQ, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

    I maed poopies >=(

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    My new most fav emoticon  >=(

    I’m an indian, lol

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    Hay guise

    I’m an indian LOL

    We Can Repair ANYTHING.

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    We can Repair ANYTHING

    Please knock HARD on door

    The Bell doesn’t work.

    Pimp’s Computer

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    I’d say this is mine, but I’m not this pimp.  Sorry.

    Flash Mobile

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    wait.  what?  why does the world’s fastest man need a motorcycle?  WTF!?

    In canada cats grow in trees.

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    In canada cats grow in trees

    And milk comes in bags!

    Evil Spock

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    please note the ‘evil’ beard.