Maury Christmas

Pot X-Mas Tree

Japanese Passion Of The Christ DVD Release Advert

MySpace Tom’s Goodbye Notice

Spawn’s Seasons Greetings

Baby Face Hugger

Lego Star Wars: Death Star

High Altitude Window View

Holy shit, I would not have this job.  Never.

Freedom Statue

Isn’t that the Braveheart dude?

Best Wishes In 2007!

To all my friends who sent me best wishes in 2006, it did fuck all.  For 2006, could you please send either money, alcohol or petrol vouchers.Cheers!

Hope you all have a wonderfuly holiday!

Camo Couch

Love Land, South Korea

Santa Gives More To Rich Kids

You Have No New E-Mail

No one likes you.  Stop checking your mail, your not getting anything.

Sadly, incorrect spelling is the death of many classic internet memes.  or is it the birth of them?

God Is A Gamer

Windows Vs Mac: Car Edition

Drunk Driving Accident

oh the humanity!

Subway Advertisement

Rabid Attack Turtles

And suddenly, the biker gang was attacked by flying rabid turtles.

US Army Captain

Transformer Example

I Don’t Speak English

I don’t know English

But I promise not to laugh at your Spanish

Submarine Berth

I’m pretty sure this is one of those decomissioned Russian submarine bases, where the sub would come in, and they would drain the water out…at least that’s how I explain the stairway to the right…

Andre The Giant

That’s one big dude.

Scientific Republican

From clusterflock

Beer Kegs

Owl Snowprint

Crossword For Blondes

Across
1. First letter of the alphabet. (Also, “The Scarlet Letter.”)

Down
1. Part of “at,” not “t.” (Also, best grade on a report card.)

Cathulhu

Line-O-Coke

Do it yourself cocaine kit!

Morning Wood

Sounds like a lovely community!

Herpes Dating Ad

Blue eyed blonde female seeking male friend between 48-59 with genital herpes for companionship and outings.  if you have The Gift and need a friend to talk to I am here for you. Let’s have a coffee and chat

Animated Gir & Mario

Awesome animated awesomeness.

White House Gangsters

I recognize:
Colin Powell
Dick Cheney
George Bush
Condoleeza Rice
UNKNOWN
UNKNOWN
Donald Rumsfield

I have a feeling, one of them is the AG.
and yeah, I know this picture is old, Powell was kicked from the posse..and I have a weird feeling I posted this before, but I can’t find it anywhere.

Yellow Snake

Lost Dog Poster

Breed: Slut

*Likes to Sniff (coke)

Answers to:Heather Malone

Last Seen: Fucking Mike Froland

Kitty Fridge Magnet

Squishy Kitty!

Spy Among Us (Kitties Vs Puppies)

Raid Explanation With Water Coolers

No maam

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

Alligator Mating Season

World War 2 Solider

From this site here, which I’m plan on going through later on this week and pulling out some of the cooler ones.

Viper Wine

I’m In Ur Site, Hotlinking Ur Images

Star Trek: Picard And Sisko

My two most favorite Star Trek captains.  I liked Sisko a bit better though, cause he would whoop up on your ass.

Mace Windu And Purple Light Sabre

It’s the one with “BFM” on it.

Hotlinking Is Risky

This isn’t an e-mail that I’ve personally received, but it’s still funny:

As you know, when you hotlink images from someone else’s site, you run the risk of “your” pictures turning into either golden frogs or Mr Goatsie.

Warhammer 40k Chaos Marine

Simply beautiful art.  I’m still trying to finish the third Soul Drinkers novel, hoping to have it done by the time the next one comes out.

Che Bacca

I lol’d.

Electile Dysfunction