Untold stories of the bible

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Advanced Sexual Math

Romantic Espionage Action

I would snap the necks of a thousand genome soldiers… if you would be my valentine.

Solid Snake’s Valentine’s Day Card

Glass Heart Wallpaper

A nice valentine’s day wallpaper

Help Desk [English Dubbed]

Loooooong cat valentine’s day card

you use the white spot to put a message, then you e-mail the picture to your looooooved ones.

Valentine’s Day is a Shitty Holiday

Get it?  HA!

American Moral High Ground

Happy Valentine’s Day

I want to wish you a happy valentine’s day, but unless this card is finally going to get you naked, I have to admit, my hearts not really in it.

Lysol Feminine Hygiene Product

Day after heargbreaking day I was held in an unyielding web . . . a web spun by my husband’s indifference. I couldn’t reach him any more! Was the fault mine? Well. . . thinking you know about feminine hygiene, yet trusting to now-and-then care, can make all the difference in married happiness, as my doctor pointed out. he said never to run careless risks . . . prescribed “Lysol” brand disinfectant for douching – always.

What the fuck? Ladies, remember to douche with Lysol if you want a man!

From VintagePhoto

Yo Quiero Taco Bell

This picture is older then god too.  I think I had it on my OMG FANTASTIC GEOCITIES homepage.

You complete me

valentines day tetris humor!

Doggy Stress

You remember back when the internet first started, and it was all cool and shit?  yeah, this picture is older then that.

Dead Cupid

have a happy valentines day!

It’s Valentine’s Day

Here’s some past VD pictures

Your You’re and You Are

Roses are FF0000

Shawn Of The Dead Wallpaper

I could never get into this movie, but apparently there were a lot of ‘in’ jokes that other people understood, and thought were hilarious.  Me?  Never got em.

Gothic Valentines Day

Dear Margret,

You make me want to cut myself and bleed out.

I want to pierce your labial hood.

I want to make you cry, in love.

Would you like to bleed out together?

happy valentine’s day

Police State = Happy State

Hey YOU

Stop whining about civil liberties.

A police stats is a safe state

—oldamericancentury.org

Rescue Dog

RIAA Killed My Computer

by fuzzydemon

Io: The Prometheus Plume

From NASA via Warren Ellis 

Penguin Island

Where’s the onramp?  What happens when Joe the Penguin falls off? WHO WILL HELP JOE?

Futurama- I Waited For You Fry Motivational Poster

via Kharmageddon

This Is Inadequate

Kitty needs mo cereal.

MythBusters Ass

Is this really what’s her name’s rear end?  What episode was this on?  I need to ::ahem:: research it.

Firefly- Reaver Statue

Oh, I know what I’m going to spend my allowance on this week.

from comic-images

Will Cuddle For Food

Private Property: If you can read this, you are in range

TMNT Wallpaper

Cross Overs Motivational Poster

American Airlines Advertisement

This Of her as your mother.

She only wants what’s best for you

A cool drink. A good dinner.

A soft pillow and a warm blanket.

This is not just maternal instinct. It’s the result of the longest Stweardess training in the industry.

Training in service, not just a beauty course.

Service, after all, is what makes professional travellers prefer American.

And makes new travellers want to keep on flying with us.

So we see that every passenger gets the same professional treatment.

That’s the American Way.

Fly the American Way

American Airlines.

Oedipus says what?
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X-Box Is Hueg

I own one.  It’s on a trailer in my garage.

Ebay Motivational Poster

Hot Sniper

Those bullets are the size of her fingers.  Yum.

Firefox

Is it really a dog?  or a …um fox?

Warhammer 40k: Dance Steps For GW’s Space Hulk Game

Kitty Shark Bait

NOT PHOTOSHOPPED.

Whales On Stilts

Secretly, you always knew this day would come.

Oh it’s a real book. Whales On Stilts

Drive Carefully: Think Of The Impact You Could Make

See also:

Car Kill Point Decals

School Zone Flyers

Pistol Popping Smoke Out

Sing With The Four Roses Societ!

Just love how the dog looks so damn happy.

from Vintage photographs

My Next Gaming Rig

Tons more of this set up over at fishki.net my russian isn’t all that hot, but I think they’re claiming this is Steve Ballmer’s set up.

Tax Form 1040EZ 2DO

Mooninite Terrorist In Action

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Puppy Wallpaper

omg, puppies are teh cute.

Macgyver Tool Set

This thing was around the net like EVERYWHERE a month ago.  I was going to put it up then, but guess what?  I’m a lazy fuck who likes to do all of his posting at once, so here it is.  A month late.

Hardly Boys in The Case Of The World Trade Center Conspiracy

Man, I remember the Hardy Boys!  When I read their books, they were in the CIA and shit, and one of the boy’s girlfriend was killed in the first book, and they were trying to track down the sumbitchs that did that shit, and they were going to fuck him up good.
Then I went back and read all the old books, and I was like, ‘wtf’, where’s the CIA.

Lex Stole 40 Cakes, And Don’t Give A Fuck