Your Desperate Attempt To Impress The Ladies Has FAILED

Clippy Want / Do Not Want

I figure I better post this, cause they just retired the little bastard.

Plz to be no eetings!

Head On Handgun

God damn stupid commercial for a product that simply does not work, and yet they’re making mad money off it.

Religion – HEAD UP YOUR ASS

Battlestar Galactica – Starbuck

[EDIT: Spoilers abound in the comments, so don’t read them if you don’t want to have the latest BSG episodes spoiled]

Judgement Day

Judgment day is here.

Show your tits and I will judge ’em.

X-Box Strong Man

I just moved my x-box up to my second story, and I had to use a forklift.

Star Trek MMO : Starbase

I pee my pants a little bit everytime I hear new news about the Star Trek MMO.  It has so much potential, and yet so did Enterprise.

Ya Hya Chouhada MUAD’DIB

Hey look, it’s a Dune reference!

LOST Statues

Proving once and for all that you can make statues out of anything :

Hare Krishna

Click here to buy this shirt

ahhhh, beauty and the geek.

Post Tits Or GTFO

Manager Of The DECADE.

Dolphin / Seagull Margaretta

I say it’s a seagull.

Moose Warning Sign

SuperNews: Mac Vs PC

Che Men’s Magazine Advertisement

Ah, if only it were that easy.

Pink Hummer

Why must people do these things?

Previously :

Chromed Out H2
Pink Hummer H2

Baby CoPilot

Fishy Handshake

Don’t be accused of a weak handshake!
Advert for casall sports products

Aliens PT Cruiser

Curious Cats On A Ledge

Dear Yoda

Dear Yoda,

I want to hump your green butt.

xoxoxo

Photographic Pooch

This is how I wake up every morning.

The dog, not the photographer.

Excuse Me, I’m Calling Bullshit

Obama Rocks Austin

Yehaa mother fucker!

Castle Reflections

Took me a moment to realize it wasn’t a shitty photo manipulation, it was a good real picture.

American Tactical Force

Man, those are some realistic looking toys there.  And the cat’s real looking too.

Easy Bake Meth Lab

As someone that’s never tried meth before, nor tried to cook it up, is this a good indication of what you’d need to make some?

You Guys Talking About Shenanigans??

When’s their next movie coming out?  They still haven’t done much that’s topped Super Troopers, although Beer Fest was close…

This Shirt Is No-ot Black

clicky clicky link here to purchase this fine american shirt.

Internet Constipation

300 – We Can’t Stop Here!

Map Of The United States Circuit Court System

Just in case you were wondering what Circuit Court you lived in.

I’m in 11.

300 – Last Supper

Cthulhu Rises

You ever get that feeling you shouldn’t have messed with the Sleeping One?

300 – Hello, Hell Restaurant?

Military Style Close Shave

You’d think that the car’s driver would pay a little more attention around the multi-million dollar aircraft, right?

Spartans In MY Restaurant?

It’s more likely than you think!

[edit: I need to mention 300 somewhere in the post so when people search the site for 300, they’ll get this one too. 300]

Wet Cat Wallpaper

Stupid cat.

300 – I Forgot Where We Are Dining Tonight

Woman Spotted yesterday reading today’s paper

Feels like an Onion article to me.

Captain America Wallpaper

I’d like to thank CNN, NYT, and Wired.com for fucking comic book fans over EVERYWHERE by spoiling the end of one of the largest stories to ever come out of marvel’s bullpen.  Wired really gets a giant middle finger, cause this isn’t the first time they’ve fucked their loyal readers over.  This last week they spoiled the most recent episode of battlestar galactice in their RSS Feed title.  I mean seriously, how incompetent can you get?  Meh, I’ll just never go back to their site, and unsubscribe from their RSS feed.  I’d suggest you do the same.

Kara County Sheriff Car Decals

We’ll Kick Your Ass…

…And take your doughnuts too!

School Bus Stop Ahead : Shooting Prohibited

It should go without saying that you shouldn’t base camp the spawn zone.  God.

System Fan Malfunction

This is what happens when you try to overclock a quantum computer.  Time / Space distortion on an EPIC level.

Quantum Junction

Gas Mask Family

Surreal enough that it might be photoshopped, but surreal enough that it might be real.

From vintagephoto

Help Desk Warning

WARNING!

If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire.