Penquin Cliff Jumper

Whoops!

Greek God Family Tree

From ludios via toomanytribbles 

One Does Not Simply Stargate Their Way Into Mordor

God, there’s a like a million of these, and I lol at all of them.

Zelda Fine Art

Sweet awesomeness, and I don’t even like the Zelda games.

I Bone Your Mom

Click here to buy this shirt

he looks like the type to do it too.

March Of The Penquins

Jesus Loves You!

Unless you are :
Muslim
Atheist
Mormon
A Free Thinker
Homosexual
Capable Of Logical Reason
Pro-Choice

Windows Errors Wallpaper

Great for pranks!

Balmer! Balmer! Balmer! Balmer!

Chair! Chair! Chair!

Darwin Vs God

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Who will survive this debacle of biblical proportions?! Will evolution best the ethereal?  Watch as Darwin’s trained ape battalion takes on God’s frothing televangelists, as they duke it out in the ring to settle this longtime grudge!

by Endling

Damn, I lost an electron!

Penquin Wallpaper

Anorexia Perceptions

I like the girl in the mirror better then the one in front of it.  Her knees are too sharp.

Smoke Stacks In Clouds / Fog

I have no clue what’s going on here, but it’s a stunning picture anyways.

Helicoptor AntiAir Countermeasures

I didn’t even notice there was a aircraft there for a while.

Get Off My Lawn You Damn Kids!

It’s a cat in a dog house.

Whiskas Advertisement

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas.

Sea Of Crabs

Previously, in crab news:
Crab Warning Poster
Super Crabs!

Popular Science Advertisement

MirthCanal

I just noticed that MCS is on top of the MirthCanal ratings.

Get on over there and vote us up!

Needs More Cameras

Oh, those crazy photographers.  Are those highspeed cameras there on the ground?  They look hyper-specialized.

Handless Organist – Truly A Miracle Of God

How exactly is this a miracle of god?  You’d think a miracle would include a pair of hands that worked right.

US Army – So Easy A Caveman Can Do It

Feeling Lucky?

From Snorgtees Via Khramageddon 

St Patrick’s Day!

Cat Vs Mouse

I always hear from cat owners how much their cat loves the various computer peripherals.

My Computer

I lol’d at work, and got in trouble when i saw this on Fark.

Going To The Moon, BRB

look kids, it’s Stephen Hawkings, and he’s going to the moon!  Maybe he’ll take some company?

Efilax Advertisement

I have no idea what they’re advertising.  No really.  I’m that stupid, right?

Ice Water On Tap

I’d be afraid that my beard would freeze.

Flashing In Public Self Help Group

Evolution Is A Lie!

Can you imagine being in this church?

Britney Shears

Room of BSOD

Guess this is what happens when you roll out a back update, eh?

New Site Feature!

Look over there to the right! (no your other right, there you go ::pat pat::) There’s 10 random posts from the archives.

If you’re reading the site through the RSS feed (all 350 of you! yay!) you’ll have to click through to the website to see this EXCITING new feature!

Lovecraft Love Face

Recent Eclipse

I think I was drunk while this was happening, anyone actually see it in person?

Venn Diagram: Politics + Stupidity + Religion

From SaintGasoline.com

Do Not Want Broccoli Dog

Like you need an explanation for this dog.

Hacker T-Shirt

Fuck Gravity Cat

This Is America

Robocop FTW

Damn the first movie rocked.  Totally.

Luckily I never saw the sequels.

Your Desperate Attempt To Impress The Ladies Has FAILED

Clippy Want / Do Not Want

I figure I better post this, cause they just retired the little bastard.

Plz to be no eetings!

Head On Handgun

God damn stupid commercial for a product that simply does not work, and yet they’re making mad money off it.

Religion – HEAD UP YOUR ASS

Battlestar Galactica – Starbuck

[EDIT: Spoilers abound in the comments, so don’t read them if you don’t want to have the latest BSG episodes spoiled]

Judgement Day

Judgment day is here.

Show your tits and I will judge ’em.

X-Box Strong Man

I just moved my x-box up to my second story, and I had to use a forklift.