The New Offical Seal Of The United States

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The Government today announced that it is changing it’s emblam from and Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governement’s political stance.A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!

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  • Prayer Motivational Poster

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    Prayer
    How to do nothing and still think you’re helping.

    Rocky Mountain Oysters

    Bull Nuts after the cut:

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    Who’s That In Da Dots

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    It’s easier to see as you move further away from it.

    Karate Kids For Christ

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    A Super Fun Christian Martial Arts Program!
    Give satan a karate chop to the neck!

    Hello Cthulhu!

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    Hello Kitty! Cthulhu!

    Bad Instructions?

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    Sumo Super Match

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    Clerks 2 Movie Posters

    Kevin Smith just posted the movie posters for Clerks 2, which is due to come out July 22, 2006. You can iether go to his site, where they have them all blown up, or you can just click below :

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  • Caution! Careful of the Nuts

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    Kalashnikitty

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    Come on now, what’s cuter then hello kitty with an assualt rifle? NOTHING IS.

    Necrocard: I support sexual Liberation

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    I want to help others experiment sexually after my death.
    Please let your relative know your wishes.

    Real Life Wolverine Piercings

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    New Site Theme

    ok, I found a layout that I’m happy with. if you happen to run across anything that acts funky, please drop me a line and tell me all about it.

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    I’ve moved ads around a bit, any comment?

    I Love Lamp

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    I’m sure you do, just as much as we love you Steve!

    Yin-Yarr!

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    Iraqi Sandstorm

     

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    World Cup Football

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    Satan Inside

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    Gemini Commercial

    Damn, if they still made commercials like this, I think I would be tempted to buy one. Not that I would though, cause those are small lookin cars

    This is Satan

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    Thecip’s Monotony Of Life

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    I dont’ know how Thecip is, but his life seems to be a lot like mine.
    Now where did I lose that weekend….

    New Star Wars Toys

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    Owen Lars & Aunt Beru (chared)

    The Count of Monte Cristo

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    Someone in the land of Japan took this picture. And yes, that’s George Washington on the cover, and no, I have no idea why he’s there.

    They Will Prevail

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    Demon Children

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    Galaxy Quest FTW!

    Popeye’s Nemesis : BRUTUS

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    I had completely forgotten about this little gem….I think I’m going to try to go find it on the interwebs.

    This Looks Shopped

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    Keep Right

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    It’s a trap

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    Atheist’s Nightmare

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    If this makes no sense to you, then visit YouTube to learn more about the Atheist’s Nightmare

    Do Not Fuck With Cthulhu

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    PLEASE heed this warning, I’ve lost one too many friends to Cthulhu. If you see him, just…run. Don’t poke him with a stick, or try to take pictures. You will die.

    Toaster T-Shirt

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    This came from glarkware. I got the picture a few weeks ago, but now I can’t find the t-shirt anywhere on their site…either way, they have some funny shit over there.