Dog Found: Tasted Like Chicken

Male beagle found 11:30 AM on Tuesday, April 20, corner at 14th and Pine.  Approximately six months of age.  Mostly brown with patches of white and black spots, slightly crooked tail.  Blue collar, but no tags.  Very friendly.

Tasted like chicken.

Optimus Prime Hoops

Nothing Logo

I remember when Nine Inch Nails was huge in my high school.  And then Rezner went to therapy.  Luckily, he came out just as fucked up as he went in, only with less drug dependencies.

Metroid Wallpaper

I heard Metroid was a girl?  or are the metroids the badguys?  I dunno, I’ve never picked up the game, spinning was cool, but sonic did it better I think.

Star Wars – Slave Leia

Hamburger Deliciousness

Anime Biker Chick

Can you see the green dot?

Dracula’s Dirt

Brokeback Mountains of Madness

Bill Clinton = Big Willey Style

Batgirl With Goggles

Flirt Vodka

Anyone ever try this vodka before?  I think I would like to try it out if it has this kind of effect.

Divorce Wedding Cake

Not sure if this is the best way to start a marriage…

Black And White And OUCH

Warhammer Space Marines = StarCraft Firebats?

You Have Failed, Please Die

Ton of Weed

City In The Sky

Rodimus Prime

Knight Rider 2008

(Click for big)

Halo 2 HQ Wallpaper

How rocks look in video games

Can’t See shit captain!

Furry Failure

Dark Side of the Moon

National Lampoon

Only the best cover ever:

Whatever happened to these guys anyways?

WTF? What the frak?

Ultimate Gun

Ready my ship General

If Osama was a piece of ass…

Miscarriage Announcement

Sexy Robot

Men And Their Robots

Never have I seen such geek power in one spot. RD-D2 Rawks

404 File Not Found – No Boobs!

Loving the internets

Mark Foley = Gay Republican

Garfield Movies Sux

Employees Are Required To Wash Genitals Before Returning To Work

Costello Calls To Buy A Computer From Abbott

Stolen from Ubergeeks:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT :

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses, and run my business What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.
COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on “START…”

Cthulhu Groupies

Test Opposites Section

Where do you unload it?

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Final History On Iraq

Weed Bunny

Kitty Heart

Jack Thompson CCG

Oral T-Shirt

Now Everyone Knows

Condi-Vampi

Day Clock