Remove all ads for just $2 a month!

  • F-35 Combat Helmet

    f-35_hmds.jpg

    From Gizmodo

    Wow, it’s a bugman helmet

    Iron Man Movie High Resolution Shots

    ironmanhires1.jpgironmanhires2.jpg
    So what thinks you MCS?  Will it suck?

    And if it does, will it suck on the level of Spider-Man 3 (which is just a bit let down) or Catwoman (which is nigh unwatchable)

    Peanut Butter Loving Corgi

    corgi-peanut-butter.jpg


    Damn, I want a tongue like that!

    Creating Floppy Disks

    mess31.jpg
    About to download The Internet and create your install disks.  Do you have 2874926304652 formated floppy disks ready?
    Does anyone even use floppies anymore?  My last 2 computers haven’t even had a floppy drive on them.

    MCS on BoingBoing (Don’t worry, I’m from tech support)

    tech-support-cat11.jpg

    You might notice that MCS is running a tad bit slow recently, and that’s in large part due to not ONE, but TWO links on boingboing.net‘s front page, plus traffic from Neatorama. So, bare with us for a while. If you’re new to the site, I’d love for you to subscribe to the MCS RSS Feed!
    Oh,and someone get me an fire extinguisher, I think my server is on fire.

    My First Cigarettes

    cigarettes.jpg

    my first cigarettes were the candy ones.  Fuck I was cool back then.  Once I hit 18, I was buyin my own REAL smokes, and then I was smokin up a fucking storm.

    Then one day I had to walk home from work, and I seriously almost died, so it was on that very day that I made a solemn vow to protect the innocent drop the habit.

    Urinal With A View

    urinal_withview.jpg

    from Yeah Oops!

    Actually doing meth won’t make it easier to hook up.

    methhookup.jpg


    but all the cool people are doing it!

    And seriously when you’re all fucked up, a guy that looks like this might either scare you silly, or make you horny as hell.  It’s all about the trip.

    Happy Fat People

    chubby-love.jpg


    I need eye bleach, stat!

    Jesus Christ Gives You The Middle Finger

    christ-middle-finger.jpg

    See what you did now?  You make jesus angry.  ANGRY JESUS.

    Three Kinds Of Jobs

    cheap_good_quick.jpg

    We do three types of jobs:
    1) cheap 2)quick 3)good
    You can have any two
    A) A good quick job (won’t be cheap)

    B) A Cheap good job (won’t be quick)
    C) A quick job cheap (won’t be good)

    Sonofabitch

    mgcnfcnfcm4_sob1.jpg
    Question: What is a sonofabitch, exactly?
    Quiet often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like “what is a sonof a bitch?”  The only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.  In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in midst of a deactivation.  The guy behind him, well, he’s a sonofabitch.

  • Garage Destruction

    cars2.jpg


    why you should have insurance.

    Cargo Ship Topple

    cargo-ship-mishap.jpg


    So, you ask why your priceless vase from china is a little banged up?  I give you this.

    Star Wars Storm Trooper’s Midnight Snack

    midnight_snack.jpg

    I seem to remember this being a part of a series, anyone know where from?

    CP On MCS

    captinp.jpg

    quick everyone drop your monocles!

    Naked Pregnant Woman

    Boobs (a MOMMY’S Boobs!) beyond the cut:

    (more…)

    Florida Fires, Tropical Depression

    This images from from the Nasa Earth Observatory website. Which btw, is a pain in the ass to navigate. Someone got them a RSS feed.

    andrea_tmo_2007128_lrg1.jpg

    Going into work yesterday, I noticed that I couldn’t see the capitol building, which I normally can, as it’s only about 2 miles away from my office. Apparently there’s some major fires north of me, but those fires are nothing in comparision to the tropical depression Andrea.

    Here’s another close up of the fires here in Florida / Georgia.

    georgia_tmo_a2007128_lrg.jpg

    More information on the GA/FL fires can be found at the NASA Earth Observatory website

    New Computer Key

    newkey.JPG


    It’s the “oh shit!” key.

    Write On A Typewriter With One Key?

    pabstonekey.jpg

    Might as well try to make truly great beer from just one brewing!  That’s why Pabst Blue Ribbon  is full-flavor blended from at least 33 fine brews. . . to insure depth of flavor, even goodness, superb quality.  Order it with confidence, serve it with pride – for no matter where you go, there is no finer beer then Pabst Blue Ribbon.

    Golly, times sure have changed.  Now Pabst is used as a urine replacement in piss tests.

    WWJD? JWGGMFC

    jesuscoffee1.jpg

    What does it all mean?  Why does buddy jesus want my coffee?

    Monster Truck Thing

    50679683.jpg

    WTF is that thing?

    Stormtrooper Call Center

    50680128.jpg

    Wait a second, those are storm troopers!?

    Smokey Train

    50679662.jpg


    I hate trains.  I live next door to a train track, and the trains are loud as fuck when they go by at 3AM

    Ronald McDonald Call Line

    ronald-mccall-line.jpg

    Does he look stoned to anyone else?

    Zombie Last Supper

     

    jesus_supper_zombie.jpg

    Last Supper Insanity!

    [edit: I’m still trying to find out who made this masterpiece, but sadly all my sources are all dried up and crusty, much like a zombie.  Do you know who crafted this image?  Please put it in the comments ASAP!]

    Ford F-150 SuperCrew

    ford-f-150-supercrew.jpg

    So what you driving these days?

    I love Pancakes

    pancakes2.jpg

    seriously, who doesn’t love pancakes?

    Jack Daniel’s Old Number Seven

    anonymous-jack-daniels-label-5000384.jpg

    Am I seriously drinking at 2pm?  Yep.  Should you contact me?  Yep.

    Wasp Home Building

    house_building.jpg