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  • Law & Order : Goddamn Batman

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    In the Criminal Justice System of Gotham City the people are represented by three seperate, yet equally important groups.  The police who investigate crime, the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the God damn Batman.These are their stories.

    Microwave Computer Case Mod

     

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    I like this, lol.  Only problem would be actually adjusting the monitor.

    Ready to have a liquor party

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    at first, I was like whoa.

    then I noticed they have no Jack Daniels.

    so I cried a little bit.

    Poopin Cat

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    False Alarm!

    Ubuntu Wallpaper

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    So I tried Ubuntu the other day on one of my old Dell machines.  Took too long to load, and was confusing as shit when I finally got it loaded up.  Why can’t anyone make a Linix distro that doesn’t: 1.) look like shit, 2.) run like shit 3.) be all confusing and shit?

    Seriously! I was trying to find the other hard drive on my system (which has all my mp3s and  uh…adult motivational movies) and I ended up on my third desktop.  What’s a third desktop?  I have no clue.  Why is it there?  no idea!  There was little heard from the OS though, it just sat there and ‘tut tut’ed at me as if I should just KNOW.  Why in the world were there no help systems?

    Dildo Doggy Toy

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    Natalie… again.

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    You know your fucking hawt when you can shave your head and still look sexy.

    Cosplayer Burnination

    Trogdor!
    All of you that post here pretty much agree 99% of all cosplayers look like shit. But if the character your cosplaying is already drawn like shit…

    Windows Vista

    Windows Vista

    “If you don’t buy Windows Vista, we’ll kill this dog.”

    Hello Kidney!

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    (it’s a rip on Hello Kitty)  (get it?)


  • Sonic And Knucles Wallpaper

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    This game is what killed the Sega Genesis for me.   I guess I got to the age, and experienced enough side scrollers to realize that they really only end in one thing: MADNESS.  Or bunnies jumping out of robots made by a giant egg man.

    Or are those the same things?

    HTML Ear Rings

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    Bitches Love Smiley Faces

    i sent that bitch a smiley face

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    (more…)

    Gemma Atkinson Sexy Wallpaper

    I don’t think these are NSFW, but because her tits are HUGE, and so delicious looking, I’ve put her behind a cut:

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    Cooldent Poison Toothpaste

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    Seriously.  Why would you purchase such an item?  Is Colgate too much for your pocket book?

    Stan Lee – Hero or Zero?

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    The man’s a legend in the comic book industry, but is it a legend of awesomeness or bastardness?

    Google High Resolution Logo Wallpaper

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    So has google crossed the line into the dark side yet?  When do they change their motto from “don’t be evil” to “don’t be completely evil”

    Mark my words, in 20 years, we’ll be wondering how microsoft became the good guys in this.

    Paris Hilton cruising back to where she belongs

    Paris cruising back to where she belongs.

    They say that a picture is worth a thousand words.

    Gotta love the look on her face.

    Pepsi Ice Cucumber Soda

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    soooo, anyone try this yet?

    Transformers Promo Image of Megan Fox

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    Well at least we’ll have something to look at during the movie.

    How To Kill Jesus Christ

    Get all fucked up!
    YEAH!
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    CALVARY
    used with permission
    Stephen Sawyer
    www.ART4GOD.com

    Wil Smith – Wild Wild West Promo Image

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    Did anyone enjoy this movie?

    Earth At Night

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    One Bad Day

    You ever have a day like this?
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    Snake Condom

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    In Awe Of Strippers

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    Venom From Spider-Man Movie

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    at least I think it’s from the movie

    Fake Troops

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