Woman Spotted yesterday reading today’s paper

Feels like an Onion article to me.

Captain America Wallpaper

I’d like to thank CNN, NYT, and Wired.com for fucking comic book fans over EVERYWHERE by spoiling the end of one of the largest stories to ever come out of marvel’s bullpen.  Wired really gets a giant middle finger, cause this isn’t the first time they’ve fucked their loyal readers over.  This last week they spoiled the most recent episode of battlestar galactice in their RSS Feed title.  I mean seriously, how incompetent can you get?  Meh, I’ll just never go back to their site, and unsubscribe from their RSS feed.  I’d suggest you do the same.

Kara County Sheriff Car Decals

We’ll Kick Your Ass…

…And take your doughnuts too!

School Bus Stop Ahead : Shooting Prohibited

It should go without saying that you shouldn’t base camp the spawn zone.  God.

System Fan Malfunction

This is what happens when you try to overclock a quantum computer.  Time / Space distortion on an EPIC level.

Quantum Junction

Gas Mask Family

Surreal enough that it might be photoshopped, but surreal enough that it might be real.

From vintagephoto

Help Desk Warning

WARNING!

If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire.

Tank Rush KEKEKE

Fucking terrans.

3p Webcomic

from Three Panel Soul

[starwars, yuengling, beer, roommate]

Rolling Stone: Where Education And War Coexist

Krispy Kreme Nightly News

Apparently someone was a little too quick on their google images search for the nightly news.  (these pictures have been floating around everwhere, so I have no idea where they first came from, anyone?)

Vege Lucky Ham

Tell me, is the pig very lucky if it’s been slaughtered, processed, and packages for your consumption?

Hamburger Pile

Oh, you’re eyes do not deceive you, this image is posted under sexy.  DEAD SEXY.

Captain Jean luc Spears

Wonder what her version of the Picard Maneuver would be.  Something with umbrellas no doubt.

Britney Spears = Gollum

Yellow Ricer Punks

Yellow for the color, not the race.  Don’t get your panties all bunched up.

Clear Water Wallpaper

I desperately want to go scuba diving in water like this.  My experience up till now has been in water that’s all clear as mud.

Lazy Island

God, there’s no garage.

Power Puff Girls All Grown Up

Oh yes!

DHL Pool Service

Britney Spear: Ms Crazy

Reader voices strong opinion on atheists

It’s time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don’t believe in God, then get out of this country.

The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.

I don’t recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, “In God We Trust.” So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country.

Atheists have casued the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our school sna being able to rpactice what can only be called evil. I don’t care if they have never committed a crime, atheists are the reason crime is rampant.

Wow.

Just wow.

[EDIT: Thanks to Dave, we now know this is a real letter from Alaska]

Cutty Is Your Buddy

Click here to buy this shirt

Half Life 2 Real Life Actors

Fast Dog Warning Sign

I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds.

Can you?

Bible Fight!

damn if those books don’t hurt like a bitch.

Link Cat

Installation Wizard

Installation Wizard demands thedeactivation of all running programs.

Proof Positive Of Reincarnation

Pork The One You Love

Last Samuri Jedi

I woulda make it if he had one of those.  or maybe not considering the fetish for running into weapons that he had…

Showtime At The Apollo- Let’s Get It On

wow.

FSM Last Supper

Remember these?

Satanic Last Supper
Last Happy Meal
Nude last Supper (NSFW)

Raptor Jesus With Babe

Nice Atomic Cloud

Or should this be ‘a nice day over Iran’

Science Vs Religion

Internet Rule 36

No matter what it is, it is someone’s fetish

No exceptions.

Post-Its!

or is that post-tits?

iBorg – Think The Same

Star Wars Vs Star Trek

Who wins?

Watch For Vanilla Ice Graffiti

A little more obvious then the last one

Offical Seal Of The United States Republican Party

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IN IRAQ, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

Halo 3 Promo Poster

Got this from the bungie.com site

I maed poopies >=(

My new most fav emoticon  >=(

I’m an indian, lol

Hay guise

I’m an indian LOL

This Is Not A Bomb

by rodbegbie via Cynical-C

You’re Doing It Wrong (razr)

We Can Repair ANYTHING.

We can Repair ANYTHING

Please knock HARD on door

The Bell doesn’t work.

Pimp’s Computer

I’d say this is mine, but I’m not this pimp.  Sorry.

Flash Mobile

wait.  what?  why does the world’s fastest man need a motorcycle?  WTF!?