New Computer Key

It’s the “oh shit!” key.

Write On A Typewriter With One Key?

Might as well try to make truly great beer from just one brewing!  That’s why Pabst Blue Ribbon  is full-flavor blended from at least 33 fine brews. . . to insure depth of flavor, even goodness, superb quality.  Order it with confidence, serve it with pride – for no matter where you go, there is no finer beer then Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Golly, times sure have changed.  Now Pabst is used as a urine replacement in piss tests.

WWJD? JWGGMFC

What does it all mean?  Why does buddy jesus want my coffee?

Britney Spears Topless

Amazing Car & Statue Photographic Illusion

Magic?

Monster Truck Thing

WTF is that thing?

Last Supper Arm Tattoo

Stormtrooper Call Center

Wait a second, those are storm troopers!?

Smokey Train

I hate trains.  I live next door to a train track, and the trains are loud as fuck when they go by at 3AM

Grater Slide

Ronald McDonald Call Line

Does he look stoned to anyone else?

Paper Printer

Zombie Last Supper

Last Supper Insanity!

[edit: I’m still trying to find out who made this masterpiece, but sadly all my sources are all dried up and crusty, much like a zombie.  Do you know who crafted this image?  Please put it in the comments ASAP!]

Ford F-150 SuperCrew

So what you driving these days?

I love Pancakes

seriously, who doesn’t love pancakes?

DO NOT PASS US Military Will Shoot Fire!

by Levi 

go cry, emo kid / kitten

Jack Daniel’s Old Number Seven

Am I seriously drinking at 2pm?  Yep.  Should you contact me?  Yep.

Wasp Home Building

Lego Guitar

Monster Golf Cart

Jane Fonda On Colbert’s Lap

Doggy Biker

I asked for ketchup…this is tataaaaar!

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Internet Sucks – Come Here For Your Erotic Needs

Yeah, but will I get arrested if I wipe out my usb cable?

Furry Friday

Because furries are NSFW no matter what the circumstance or situation:

(more…)

I Make Milk, what’s your superpower?

When you download mp3s…

Business Hours

Touched by his noodly appendage

Door To Door Mormons!

by someone on myspace

Darth Vader – Worst Movie Moment EVER?

God I cringe every time I see this shit.

Sloth – Agoraphobia

[7 Deadly Sins]

Transformers Live Action Movie Promo

lots more of these failures over at Micheal Bay’s website.

Chloroform Date Assistant

After failing miserably on match, okcupid, omgIneeddate.com, and various other shitty dating sites, I’ve found a system that just works.

Somafm.com

Does anyone else listen to Groove Salad from Somafm.com?  They’ve been pimping the Internet Radio Equality Act a LOT, and with good cause.  I listen to them from work practically every day, and since they’re commercial free I can depend on nothing too crazy popping up out of nowhere.  Do yourself a favor and check them out, and then check out their post on the IREA.  I support SomaFM completely!

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There was a young man from Wales

There was a young man from Wales
Whose yachting technique never fails.
He dines on baked beans
And plenty of greens,
And his farts put the wind in the sails.

—Daily Dirty Limerick 

Bomb Squad Sum Bitch

Blade’s First Appearance

Oh how things change.

Faux News

OH god, how did this get here i am not good with computer

Cat Propaganda Poster

Aristoi made this and sent it in!

Action shots behind the cut :

Hunter Needs Glasses Cartoon

Fantastic Four – Rise of The Silver Surfer Mr Fantastic Movie Poster

via iesb
[fantastic four]

Big Bang Theory

California Ablaze

Image from the NASA Earth Observatory

[edit: whoops. not california, northern mexico]

Computer Keyboard Prank

Blogroll

Everyone’s always asking me where I find such delightful imagery to share with the world. Now, I finally have a method of showing all of you my RSS subscription feeds, thanks to bloglines!

Beware of Dog / Cat can’t be trusted either

Overloaded Trucks

now that’s what i call carpooling!