A Draft The American People Would Support

Darth Maul Milk Mustache

When I’m out slaughtering Jedi, I don’t have time to worry about getting enough calcium.  That’s why i drink milk.  It’s 9 essential nutrients help keep my bones strong, which is good, because I’d look really stupid if one of my horns broke off.

You looked even dumber being cut in half dude.  Milk didn’t save you then, did it?  Bitch.

Redneck Doorbell

Shotgun Jesus

Kramer Doesn’t Care About Black People

Viagra: The Dicker Picker Upper!

Viagra: The Dicker Picker Upper!

Snake Tongues Visual Illusion

Set this bad boy as someone’s wallpaper, and sit back and watch them puke their lunch up!  Priceless!

Kramer = Racist?

USAF FA-??

What kinda jet is this?  It’s a purty picture!

Wet Nuns

They’re all washed up.

United States of Canada Vs Jesusland

Protip

PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

Redneck Grill

Warhammer 40k Species Wallpaper

Kum & Go

You have to wonder what the sign company was thinking when they made these up.

Crayola Emos

From the oddly funny nsfw.coldpizzaandbeer.com

Jesus Rave

Indeed, why not?

I have seen the end!

No one was spared, not even the children

K-Mart’s Upsidedown Christmas Tree

I thought it was a photoshop, or a hoax, until I went and searched the K-Mart website.

Kids will love this tree as it leaves even more room for presents! The tree hangs from the ceiling and is a not only a great conversation piece, but very practical as well, taking up virtually no floor space. This specialty foliage tree has 550 Clear bulbs and 2050 tips.

Wiimote Fighter

Attention Whore

I’m just posting this here so I can hotlink it to a LJ account….someone just met Stephen Colbert, and they’re bragging bout it.  Lucky fucks.

Tactics Motivational Poster

Why does this man put on a dress every chance he can?  Not that I mind, teehee

Patriotism = No Questions

In Soviet Russia

Rush Limbaugh: Professional Jackass

SWAT Team Hand Signals

White Hole

Search Bar Pron

Well Fuck Your Shit

Cause you can never get enough Lazy Town, right?

Moogle With Sword

George Bush Caught With Panties

Anyone have any fucking clue wtf this is about?

Dear Fucker

“You are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that’s fucking true.  no matter what the fuck happens, I will stand the fuck by you.  I will fucking be there for you, whenever the fuck you need me.  To lend you a fucking hand, to do a fucking good deed.  So just fucking call on me, whenever the fuck you need anything.  Fuck… I will always be there, even to the bitter fuckin end.  Forward this promise to all your fucking friends to show your fucking friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you…”

Angelina Jolie From “Mr & Mrs Smith”

Brokebudget Mountain

Caught The Gay

Natalie Portman

Good god she is so yummy looking!

Why Men Shouldn’t Take Messages

404: Please Die

X-Box Is Hueg

Where is your god now? (Star Wars Edition)

Sacrificing For America

Caps Lock Humor

From the glorious Maddox

Doggy Gunner

Civil War Pterodactyl

Fat Giraffe

Do Not Disturb Door Sign

Isn’t that just the cutest little sex drawing?

Bison Brain Buckets

I got this from wikipedia a loooong time ago (like a year ago!), and I was just amazed at the size of the pile of dead animal skulls.  I mean, wtf FTW, right?

Tron Guy: From The Internet

Mr Pidass on line 1

Prepackaged Gerbil