Man The Harpoons

Big Cow Girl

Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

Warhammer Statue

God, these things are cool looking.

Natalie Portman Hottie Wallpaper

Management Style

It all rolls downhill, don’t it?

Hit Me With A Club

No thanks, looks like someone’s already beat the shit out of you with an ugly stick.

I can explain this

Jennifer Connelly In A Thong

 

Sweet Jumpin Jesus!

Conan: Muscled Man

You were banned from Biblocality

You have been banned for the following reason:

Called Jesus a nigger

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Warhammer 40k Silhouette Wallpaper

This Thread Is Made Of Gold

NOLA Lake Front Property

The entire city was lake front for a while, lol

Living Tattoo

Wii – NES Anniversary Edition

Halo- Master Chief’s Arsenal

From the Halo Graphic Novel

Family Circle Jerk

Ron Jeremy FTW.

Bread Toaster

Jennifer Connelly

From a movie?  From a publicity still?  OMG hawt.

Download Banner

Dr Ruth: Sex Maniac

Flower Dog

Party Time

That’s just about several thousand dollars in liquor there!

RIAA: MP3 Police

The Real James Bond

Happy Thanksgiving

Wolverine Vs Darth Maul

Needs More Speaker

Wonder how that bass feels…

Administration Pinball

What The Fuck Is This Shit

WWJD Wallpaper

Helen Hunt Was Hawt

George W. Bush’s Mess Approval

A Draft The American People Would Support

Darth Maul Milk Mustache

When I’m out slaughtering Jedi, I don’t have time to worry about getting enough calcium.  That’s why i drink milk.  It’s 9 essential nutrients help keep my bones strong, which is good, because I’d look really stupid if one of my horns broke off.

You looked even dumber being cut in half dude.  Milk didn’t save you then, did it?  Bitch.

Redneck Doorbell

Shotgun Jesus

Kramer Doesn’t Care About Black People

Viagra: The Dicker Picker Upper!

Viagra: The Dicker Picker Upper!

Snake Tongues Visual Illusion

Set this bad boy as someone’s wallpaper, and sit back and watch them puke their lunch up!  Priceless!

Kramer = Racist?

USAF FA-??

What kinda jet is this?  It’s a purty picture!

Wet Nuns

They’re all washed up.

United States of Canada Vs Jesusland

Protip

PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

Redneck Grill

Warhammer 40k Species Wallpaper

Kum & Go

You have to wonder what the sign company was thinking when they made these up.

Crayola Emos

From the oddly funny nsfw.coldpizzaandbeer.com