funny ad for vodka

Pigeon Attack

pigeons suck.  This is why you shouldn’t feed them :

Star Trek – I’m A Doctor, Not A Hat Model

I See What You Did There

Iron Doom

It’s the iron man / dr doom mash up from that Exiles series! he looks bad ass.

High Resolution Lost Wallpaper

So I hear that they’re offically canceling Lost…

.

.

In 2010.

Sony BluRay Player

Also plays games!

Warhammer 40k Chaos Marines

They’re wearing red.  that’s all I know about them 🙁

Stop War Graffiti

Via Wooster Collective 

[graffiti]

Corporate American Flag

Seriously, this is how it should be.

Caution – This Is Sparta (Part Two)

It’s like this one, but only better.

[300]

Wormy Bike

Yummy!

Yahoo Baseball 404

She’s fat, has 3 kids under 5, not pretty and doesn’t get out much

Zombie Survival Kit

Zombies!

We Live No More by *vhm-alex

by vhm-alex 

Fallout whitehouse

*Drool*

Alignment Motivational Poster

Do You Know What An Older Man Can Give You?

He can give you AIDS.

28 Weeks Later Movie Poster

I loved the first movie.

Chuck Norris performing open heart surgery, with his foot

Chuck Norris kicking some guys heart out, looks painful. Discuss?

Fallout 3 Concept Image

Post apocalypse imagery of the Annacostia Naval Yard in Washington DC

Via Kotaku by Bethesda Software

High Rez Space Shuttle Launch Wallpaper

Ah, the joys of owning a huge widescreen monitor.  You’re forced to search out images that might possibly fit it.

Caution – This Is Sparta

[300]

Jerry Falwell Unconscious!

Think Progress is reporting that dear ol’ Jerry is unconscious!  Who done it!?  MAGIC MAN DONE IT!

Airplane On A Treadmill – Will It Take Off?

It seems like we’ve been over this once before, but somehow I just don’t understand how hard it is to grasp.

Hugh Jackman Beach Picture

Yummy!

Giraffe Tounge

Yeah, um, blue?

Harry Potter Villian Wallpaper

Well, spider-man 3 sucked, but this trailer really got me ready for the next Harry Potter film!

Monster Crab

What the fuck is this thing!?

What The Customer Really Needs

F-35 Combat Helmet

From Gizmodo

Wow, it’s a bugman helmet

Iron Man Movie High Resolution Shots

So what thinks you MCS?  Will it suck?

And if it does, will it suck on the level of Spider-Man 3 (which is just a bit let down) or Catwoman (which is nigh unwatchable)

Pirate Is The New Ninja

Land ho ho ho….agh  Shirt buying can be had here.

Peanut Butter Loving Corgi

Damn, I want a tongue like that!

Conductor Cat

Comedy Makes Everything Better

Creating Floppy Disks

About to download The Internet and create your install disks.  Do you have 2874926304652 formated floppy disks ready?

Experts Agree: Al Qaeda Leader Is Dead Or Alive

MCS on BoingBoing (Don’t worry, I’m from tech support)

You might notice that MCS is running a tad bit slow recently, and that’s in large part due to not ONE, but TWO links on boingboing.net‘s front page, plus traffic from Neatorama. So, bare with us for a while. If you’re new to the site, I’d love for you to subscribe to the MCS RSS Feed!
Oh,and someone get me an fire extinguisher, I think my server is on fire.

My First Cigarettes

my first cigarettes were the candy ones.  Fuck I was cool back then.  Once I hit 18, I was buyin my own REAL smokes, and then I was smokin up a fucking storm.

Then one day I had to walk home from work, and I seriously almost died, so it was on that very day that I made a solemn vow to protect the innocent drop the habit.

Urinal With A View

from Yeah Oops!

Jesus Is The Rizzle For The Sizzle

Actually doing meth won’t make it easier to hook up.

but all the cool people are doing it!

And seriously when you’re all fucked up, a guy that looks like this might either scare you silly, or make you horny as hell.  It’s all about the trip.

Happy Fat People

I need eye bleach, stat!

More Black People In Final Fantasy!

From Kotaku

Jesus Christ Gives You The Middle Finger

See what you did now?  You make jesus angry.  ANGRY JESUS.

Three Kinds Of Jobs

We do three types of jobs:

1) cheap 2)quick 3)good

You can have any two

A) A good quick job (won’t be cheap)

B) A Cheap good job (won’t be quick)

C) A quick job cheap (won’t be good)

Sonofabitch

Question: What is a sonofabitch, exactly?

Quiet often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like “what is a sonof a bitch?”  The only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.  In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in midst of a deactivation.  The guy behind him, well, he’s a sonofabitch.

Aliens Baby Costume