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  • Elephant butt slide

    I don’t think it’s safe to play there.

    Elephant butt slide

    Yo- Hemphead!

    Thanks, mom.

    Dear Hemphead...

    Smoker’s Keyboard

    Smoker's Keyboard

    That’s just disgusting.

    Cool KY ad

    Since watching Deliverance, I can’t see Ned Beatty in a movie without wincing.

     

    Cool KY ad

    Because nobody

    should have to

    squeal like a pig.

    Goth Poetry

    What a load of pretentious emo crap.

    Goth Poetry

    Big Scary Laser

    ScaryLaser

    Do not look into beam with remaining eye.

    Nice class photo

    Check out the kid at the left end of the front row.

    Youngster flipping the bird

    An Epic Mount

    This scares me a little.

    Epic Slut

    Olde Tyme ROFLMAO

    Olde Tyme ROFLMAO

    The Original Catwoman

    Meow.

    The Original Catwoman

    nsfw – Archery never looked so good….

    nsfw archer :

    (more…)

    Local Chess Pro

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    For the love of fresh fruit, WHY????

    Don’t stare too hard…

    … they might catch on to what you’re thinking.

    Don't stare too hard...

    Super slick hair!

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    Magnus, is that you?

    Be a Nurse

    Be a Nurse

    Head wounds cause erections.

    Be a Nurse

    Drugged patients don’t remember shit

    Crazy fish with Shrek ears…

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    Anyone have any info?


  • Kitten Dinner

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    Shark Bus

    suck my dick, it's a shark..

    It’s a shark, it’s a shark…

    ShitBegone TP

    ShitBegone TP

    I sh*t you not.

    Spider-Man – do you just not see the hyphen?

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    The spelling of Spider-Man’s name without the hyphen has always bothered me.

    Atheist Sex

    Math!

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

    A Killer Tomatoe

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

    The Game

    Every one plays the Game.

    The Game

    Camera Shroud Upskirt

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    Flexible Dancer

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    Killing Machines

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    Killing my heart! oh!

    Never Give Up!

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    Mirror Car

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    German Nazi Airship

    Will kick the Goodyear's Blimp's ass anyday

    Rare WWII Color Picture

    Sumo Omni Bean Bag

    The bag in question.

    A couple weeks ago, right before I was heading out the door for a business trip I got an e-mail from a rep from Sumo Lounge, asking if I wanted to try out their bean bag. Normally, I toss these kinds of e-mails into the spam folder with all the other nigerian money offers and forget about them, but I remembered this particular item from various other big name sites (PvP, C/A/D, etc), so I figured, hey, free shit! why not, I’ll get a bean bag outta the deal, right?

    When I came back, I found that the bag had been delivered to my door in a box about the same size as my couch. I promptly tore it open to find the bean bag in the box. This was not surprising, but what was surprising was the size of the damn thing. It’s hueg. Larger then an x-box hueg. And it’s not really just a bean ‘bag’, because it has structure to it, so if you have a bad back, you can squish and mush it so that you have plenty of back support. Luckily, the thing was delivered right before my x-box 360 got the most playing it’s gotten yet due to a little game called halo 3, and I was able to sit in the Omni for hours and hours on end. The fabric isn’t plastic or just cloth, some form of “space age rip-proof nylon” and come filled with “top quality Sumo Beads”. Those beads tend to insulate you a little, but they also breath enough that there’s no overheating issues, so you don’t have to worry about having a sweaty ass after a marathon session of Viva Pinata.

    An added benefit that I didn’t foresee : My roomies have kids, one that’s just starting to roll around. With the proper configuration, the Omni is a fairly competent baby holder. So, while the kid is sleeping, she’s not going to roll around onto the ground.
    And the last unforeseen advantage of the Omni is that we can just throw it behind the couch when it’s not being used, and it’s pretty much out of the way. I’d imagine that if I had one of these back when I was living in a dorm (for. 2. damn. years.) this chair would have been a better choice then sitting on top of my computer case while playing half life. Yeah, I owned a computer big enough to sit on. How awesome is that? My only other option was to stand, or to sit on my bed, but I was on the top bunk, so cross that option off.

    So, in summery : Sumo Omni good for me playing 360, and for babies and dorms, maybe not babies IN dorms though. Might be good for making babies in dorms, hmmm….

    Since I just got myself a sweet camera, I’ll be taking pictures later on, which will sadly be nothing as hot as the pictures linked to above :*(

    S=k*logW Tombstone

    The answer is because she is a woman.

    This is Ludwig Boltzmann Tombstone

    Glowing Bones

    Glowing Bones

    Glow in the dark genetic markers- gene targeting- are used to follow development in animal models. This won a scientist the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

    COS Hospice….

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    Where the super go to be superfluous.

    Really big icee machine….

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    A waterfall at the foot of Flame Mountain with a 20 meters drop which has frozen over. It is located in Turufan, XinJiang province, China. Link [in Chinese]

    Goatse essay

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    I’m trying to write a paper right now.. wonder how he did it.

    Sama Hayek

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