Wife Has Been Kidnapped

Wife has been kidnapped!  I’m short .98 for ransom.

I hate bums.  Bum bum bum.  I do like the word bum though.

Mathmatical Genius: Expand This Equation

COmpaq FAQ: Where Is The Any Key?

“This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this means you can press any of the keys on they keyboard (such as the Enter Key, the R key, or the space bar).

it’s a real FAQ question.

Roof + Ice + SUV = Hope You Got Insurance

Internet Lingo For Idiots

Big Jelly Fish

Holy shit that’s big.

Ass Spider

Captain Enema

Feed Me A Stray Cat

Name that movie!

Dead Bus Stop

Prayer Is The Best Wireless Connection

Windex Injuries

Eragon Screenplay

Jeremy Irons ftw?

Ghost Rider Wallpaper

There’s a Ghost Rider movie coming out soon…but the trailer made me cry it looked so stupid.  How do you screw up the Ghost Rider?

Super Hero Retirement Home

Will It Take Off?

Ghost Busters Vs Ghost Rider

Those Ghost Busters are getting around

Lost Weight With Parasitic Tapeworms!

Unattended Children Will Be Used As Slaves

Private Parking Warning Sign

Private Parking

Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, and spray painted with rude slogans immediately after being used as a getaway car in an incredibly daring daylight robbery.

Your Parking Sucks

Back when I was living in a apartment / cave, I wanted to use these things so bad.  I would have needed a stack of like 20 of them every time I left though, because college kids just don’t care about things like “parking lines” or “dogs”, they just park on top of them both.

No Parking Near My House

Anyone that puts up a sign like this is an idiot.  A complete fucking moron.  Why did you buy a router, set it up so it broadcasts that it’s willing to accept connections, and then get in a tizzy about someone actually connecting to it?  Just set the damn thing up correctly!

Need A Partner With own Apartment

Summer:

Hello everyone.  I am a chinese girl.  I want to find a partner who has his own apartment.  It means that I want somewhere to live but not for rent.  I just like to live there with him and such as sex partner or something more.  I can do very well chinese food and maybe we can become very good friend.  But I will not talk anything about the world “love” .  If you are interest, give me a email to jinan630@gmail.com, with your photo is the best. 🙂

jaw^vvd:

can you code?

Arctic Baboons

Hella cold lookin monkies there

Move Bitch, Get Out The Way