Battle Turtle

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You don’t go to war with the Army you want, you go to war with the Army you have.

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  • Cheap Parking Garage

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    Whoops.  This is what happens when you use the aluminum roof for extra parking space.

    Hot Sniper

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    I can only assume that’s a long range sniper rifle she’s holding there.

    Big Truck = Little Willy

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    That thing is huge.  Why would anyone need a vehicle that large?  I would imagine it’s not for inner city use, but still…

    Sweat or Pee?

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    Whoops

    Sun Kiss

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    Green Snake Wallpaper

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    Mushroom Cloud Hottie

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    I’d say it’s either an advertisement or proof of concept image.

    Wedding Night Plans

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    Nestle Crunch With Caramel Advertisement

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    What says you internets? I go with the first pronunciation. THAT’s the correct way to say it!

    Poop Back And Forth

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    From here

    Fast Food Warning Signs

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    Who ever put these up had some biiiiig balls.

    Intelligent Design Zoo

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    The Empty Cage

    This cage is empty… for now. Since God created everything by just “placing” it on Earth, we are welcoming Him to create another creature by just magically “putting” it in this cage. We look forward to seeing what He comes up with.

    My Life As A Slut

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    Pyramid Of Internet Piracy

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    I’ve been in all of those categories. Does that make me a bad person?

    Free BJs

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    I’m not sure if I would want a BJ or a PB&J from her/him/it.


  • Highspeed Sand Dune Racer

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    Awesome Electrical Building

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    What / Where is this? Look at the scale compared to the dude in the bottom center.

    Stealin My Bucket

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    Redickulous Gay

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    Charlize Theron As Aeon Flux Wallpaper

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    You know, I wasn’t really too impressed with the movie, but I never need a “good” reason to post boobs. Cause boobs rawk.

    Wal-Mart- Send Me Your Tired

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    Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breath free. And let me screw them mercilessly.

    Wal*Mart

    Lower Ethical Standards.  Always

    Math Question Humor

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    I lol’d, cause that’s the answer I came up with too, hehe

    Ghetto Fabulous Gameboy

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    That’s one of the old school game boys too! Generation 1 in the house!

    I Found Jesus!

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    I Found Jesus!

    He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana

    Masturbation At University of Michigan

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    Apparently, this is a big problem in the world?  Personally I think these notices are hoaxes, cause doesn’t semen just wash away?  Unless you’re dumping buckets of the stuff down the drain I don’t see it affecting the pipes in any way.

    Heineken Advertisment Featuring Spock

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    Heineken.  Refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.

    Going To The Moon, brb

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    Apparently, there’s a couple cats going to the moon.

    Highway Camel

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    I say it’s fake.  Amirite?

    Lego Star Wars Star Destroyer

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    Now there’s one satisfied looking dude.

    Ingenious Beer Bottle Storage Device

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    It’s perfect, cause it’s a big metal drum that can store your beer…and when it’s time to dump the water, you just turn on the machine, and it’ll pump it all out for you.  Awesome it is!

    404: Image Not Available

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    I think this is from flickr.  Yes, it’s just an “image not available” image on a white background, but I like it.  It’s sexy AND functional.

    GhetToes

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    I mean seriously, what the fuck?

    Heisman Baby

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    Why David Hasselhoff Should Be Your Only Idol

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    God, I had forgotten he did a Nick Fury movie… I still haven’t been able to find it anywhere.

    Hurricane Season Is Over!

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    Looks like we made it through the year without any major storms hitting the US!

    Have a fun night tonight kiddies, 2007 is going to be an interesting year

    Broken Bridge

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    Looks like the bridge in Pensacola after one of the most recent hurricanes came rolling through.

    Internet Browsers

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