Star Wars Quotes!

Star Wars quotes that sound incredibly dirty out of context:

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’ ‘

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

We’re Going To Free The Sh!t Out Of You!

Legal Pad and Pens! Woot!

Hey, I dunno what to tell you. You voted for me.
Twice. A man who was almost killed by a pretzel. Look,
I’ll go get you a legal pad and some pens from the office
closet. Hey you know they have paper in there with my
name already print on it, for writing letters and stuff?
Anyhow, try and figure us a way out of this mess. I’m lost.

Mickey Ticket V2.0 Now In Color!

I knew if I looked around hard enough, I could find a color version. Makes mickey look not so stupid or lumpy. Lumpy mouse does not equal good.

Calvin & Hobbes: The End

I’m aware that this is a fan made version, but it adds a bit of finality to the strip.

Elephant Pwn’d

Optical Illusion

Ok, so here’s what you’re supposed to do. Say the color of the words, and not what the words spell out, so the first line would be green, red, blue, etc etc.

Good luck!

Darmok And Jalad

Eat Some Pussy!

Mickey Ticket

Huge Man….wha?

Oh the Huge Man-Titty

Shock ‘Em!

This one may be tough to figure out.

This one might be a lil tought to figure out. If you want a hint :

count the pier ties.

Perspective

Perspective:

A slut will sleep with anyone, but a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

Spider-Man = Gay?

A Gun battle rages in manhatten…

Cop 1: “If only Spider-Man were here!”

Cop 2: “He’ll come if we French Kiss each other…”

Cop 1: “Yeah, I….what?!”

Cop 2: “I’m serious, just lick my face a bit…”

Cop 2: “We discovered it last year… It’s totally sick, but he’s honestly here within seconds.”

Spider-Man: “Pant…pant….what did I miss?”

Cop 1: “Jesus.”

Hamster Fighting Machine

Where is your god now?

WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW!??!?!?!??!

A day in the life of GW

Back to work you damn dockmonkeys!

“Unions? Fuck ’em! Get back to work you lazy Democrat DOCK MONKEYS.”

This is a sand storm

Our Principle Is A Tool

OUR PRINCIPAL IS A

man who uses education as a
TOOL

to improve our lives

The Penguin’s Big Mistake

FlameWar!

Worse Disaster Ever

Do Not Dececrate

Star Wars Last Dinner

Periodic Table Of Elements – Reformist Version

George Bush..and I Approve!

Florida…The Weather’s Great!

Can of Whoop Ass

Got Coke?

Kitty – Destroyer of Worlds

First Post!

First Post! I got first post!…. oh wait, crap, since I’m the only person that’s going to be posting here, I guess I’m the only one that CAN have first post.

Well, here’s the lay of the land. I’ll post (randomly) cute, funny, thought provoking, or interesting pictures up on this blog.

So, any questions, just e-mail me at tgiokdi@gmail.com (this email address is now dead)