X-Men – Storm – Sexy Picture

I like her most in this fashion.

Final Fantasy – The Spirts Within – New York Containment Field

Political cartoons aren’t supposed to be funny

That’s some hilarious shit there, Benjamin Franklin.

Strawberry – High Resolution

Mmmmm

African Elephant – High Res

The Pioneer Plaque

This plaque was included on the Pioneer 10 & 11 unmanned spacecraft, the first man-made objects to leave our solar system. It’s supposed to show the figures of a man and a woman along with several symbols that are designed to provide information about the origin of the spacecraft.

I guess the first thing we want other alien species to know about us is that we walk around naked behind large shields to protect us from poorly drawn stars. Awesome.

And Yet An Other Bad Portrait Tattoo

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There’s something different here…

I just can’t put my finger on it…

The Goggles do… something?

Ya know… thse goggles actully wrked!

Found porn: cut-away view of a radial engine…

Animated cut-away view of a radial engine, a configuration of internal combustion engine, in which the cylinders are arranged pointing out from a central crankshaft like the spokes on a wheel. This configuration was formerly very commonly used in aircraft engines before being superseded by turboshaft and turbojet engines.

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How Pi is Calculated

A number line is marked off by a circle of unit diameter. Starting from zero, the circle “unrolls” its circumference. At one full turn, the unrolled circumference has extended to the point we call Ï€. This number is real but irrational, transcendental, and cannot be constructed with compass and straightedge.

F-15 Vertical Deployment of Flares (hi-res)

Doug rape conflict

HONK HONK!

Arctic Ground Squirrel

One of my faves. Comments welcome.

NO U TURNS

Fuck all you u-turning bitches

Awesome ScreenCapture

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For a civil engineer, there’s no such thing as a little mistake

lol, they’re going to have to remake the bridge.

Personally, I’d need to change my pants afterwords.

[rally car off the ground]

In Soviet Russia, English Learns You!

The dude’s wearing a shirt that says “I fucked your boyfriend”

Also, she’s fucking fuck.  I mean hot.  yeah, she’s fucking hot.  fuck I need a gf.

Oops.

[rally car on one wheel in snow]

The Incredible Hulk Is Bored

Geek Motivational Poster

Geek Motivatoinal Poster!

Shitty Portrait tattoo

I’m hoping to god this is the first picture in a large large series.  Anyone have the rest of them?

Fantasy Football

I would draft him

Columbia’s primary export (Cocaine)

Well, that or coffee. Of course… here in Miami is the best place to get it, right off the boat for less than half of the national average.

So Cute I Think I’m Going To Barf

Pro or Con – Functional Alcoholism

pro:

Functional alchoholism is like the fabled tree falling in the woods: if you’re drunk and no one can tell, are you really drunk?  Sure you are – and if you’re at work, you’re getting paid for it!  Function alcoholism rocks!

con: 

Functional alcoholism is the threadbare AstroTurf welcome mat to nonfunctional alchoholism, and anyone who votes “pro” should immediately check him- or herself into a rehabilitation facility.

File under “Things that gross me out”

When babies, these ‘hoppers are cannibalistic. With fervor.

One Depressed Dog

Land Shark

Why Squirrel?

Bored Taxidermist

Chicken + cat = griffen?

There’s always one

I hate going through airport security.

Action Comics #1

Superman’s debut. I have the whole comic book scanned 🙂

My Boobies

Bush as Hitler

Imagine No Religion

[911]

Transformers – Optimus Prime Wallpaper

I have a dreamcast

Respect to all my black homies, from Caspar-Milkwhite.

Lucy Pinder Wallpaper

Cause some people are all uptight and can’t view BOOBIES at work, this is behind a cut.  WHOA IS YOU WHO SUBSCRIBE TO THE RSS FEED.

(more…)

Self by Marc Quinn

Made from 4.5L of his frozen blood.

Beyond The Wall Of Sleep

Great story, shitty movie. Nice wig though!

high resolution sushi pron

i hate this shit, no clue why I keep posting it.  maybe cause it’s like when I visit that girl that kicks me in the balls.  I keep going back, why do I do this?

CD Art

Navy Binoculars (widescreen hi-res wallpaper)

Notice the reflection of the helicopter on the lens…

Ran into my ex … put it in reverse & hit him again