Futility Motivational Poster

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You may have had a level 2 handgun with 53 bullets remaining, but that guy just cut your head off with a fucking chainsaw.
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  • The Gay Agenda

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    I knew dat dem queers was up ta somtin’

    Pistol Inner Workings

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    I never realized how absolutely goddamn complex a gun is.

    Outdoor Urinals

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    I’m betting this is in Germany, cause they’re all waky and shit over there.

    Japanese Kitty Girl

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    Oh fuck yeah. japanese girl kitty, oh yeah.

    Could this be “kitty porn”? hahaha

    United 93 1/3

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    omg teh funny, lolz

    The White House Krew

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    Yo, don’t be steppin to this krew, we got the mad skillz to lay you out boooooyyyyz

    Cute Doggy

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    Alan Tudyk – Serenity Hotness

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    Add some nice lighting, a nice smile, and BAM. There ya go.

    Turd Sandwich

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    Don’t blame me, I voted for

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    Colbert’s Press Corp Presentation

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    hehe, look at the look on W’s face. priceless.

    Emo Lawn Mower

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    From www.cr-shirts.com

    They have some rather funny shirts over there.

    Internet of the Future?

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    Think those are all free services? not if congress has anything to say about it!

  • Natalie Portman

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    God she’s beautiful, apparently very smart, and very intimidating. I would love to have coffee with her one day though.  /sigh

    Superman

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    I’m told this is a wax statue of Superman from an Alex Ross print. No idea where it came from, but by George it’s nice looking.

    Somewhere in the world.

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    Figured it would make a cool desktop for someone. no idea where it’s from though, anyone know?

    Put A Fence Up

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    Your Anti-Drug

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    Nintendo Wii

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    God what a bad name for a consol system.

    Gothic Cookie

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    Happy May Day!

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    It’s the Russian Holiday! MAYDAY!

    Nunchuks

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    Serenity In Battlestar Galactica

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    Someone had mentioned to me that there was a pretty cool easter egg in the premier of the Battlestar Galactica Series. Turns out that the company that did the special effects for Firefly is now working on Battlestar. They included Firefly in one of the shots (with the secretary of education meeting her doctor) and it’s only visible for a few seconds, but there she is, one of the most beautiful ships ever to grace television. Sniff. oh gawd, I’m all choked up now…

    United93

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    I think it’s obscenely too soon to be making money off of 9/11, but who am I to say no to capitalism?

    Colbert Report

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    It took me about 10 viewings of this picture to realize what was in his hand.

    Floating Angel

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    I have no earthly clue what this is, where it comes from, or who did it, but like many other pictures here, it’s friggin awesome

    Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard

    The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard For Pirates:

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    With keys like “Avast” and “!” and “Shift” and “R” and “Enter”

    Made especially for those moments when you need to yell “RRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!”

    Cute Fox

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    It’s a cute as hell fox. Damn cute bugger, ain’t he?

    Note To Dick Cheney:

    The one on the left is a Quail (or quail-tard)

    The one on the right is a wealthy republican attorney.

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    Please be sure to know which is which when you’re shooting at things, kk?

    Illegal Immigrants are still illegal, no matter what you say.

    Setting up the protest / boycott:

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    And America’s reply to the boycott:
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    “Off The Hook” English Guide for Asians

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    Yeah, I thought it was funny. Then someone pointed out that it’s availible for purchase from Amazon.com, holy crap. Here’s “Off The Hook