spider jerusalem discusses voting
Tags:Comic Books, Humor, Politics
You want to know about voting.
I’m here to tell you about voting.
Imagine you’r elocked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun.
And you aint’ allowed out until you all vote on what you’re going to do tonight.
You like to put your feet up and watch “republican party reservation.”
They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.
So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades.
That’s voting.
You’re welcome.
V For Vendetta – Cleaning Up The Kitchen
Tags:Comic Books, Movies, V For Vendetta, WTF
Gargoyles Logo Wallpaper
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Television
I remember getting home from highschool and watching this. Anyone else? You know that was Worf voicing one of the dudes, right?
half life 2 promo poster
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Gaming
I still haven’t gotten to play this yet. I heard the story sucked, so I just never got the motivation.
The cutest lizard in the world
Cuter than the Texas Thorny Lizard, I bring you the Australian Thorny Devil.
(photo from: www.ryanphotographic.com/Paddy's%20photos.htm)
Lindsay Lohan Wallpaper
I don’t like her that much, but it’s her birthday today. Wonder what scandal we’ll see in TV tomorrow…
Space Shuttle Atlantis Night Launch (Neat Visual)
Neat visual of the Space Shuttle Atlantis launching at sunset. In early 2001 during a launch of Atlantis, the Sun, Earth, Moon, and rocket were all properly aligned.
First, for the space shuttle’s plume to cast a long shadow, the time of day must be either near sunrise or sunset. Next, just at sunset, the shadow is the longest and extends all the way to the horizon. Finally, during a Full Moon, the Sun and Moon are on opposite sides of the sky. Just after sunset, for example, the Sun is slightly below the horizon, and, in the other direction, the Moon is slightly above the horizon. Therefore, as Atlantis blasted off, just after sunset, its shadow projected away from the Sun toward the opposite horizon, where the Full Moon just happened to be.
Welchi Allen Ear Blast System
Looks like a pistol to me. I’d say this wasn’t approved by any kind of safety board
Gay PC
Tags:Computers, Humor, Politics, Religion, WTF
DESTROY THE COMPUTER!!!A Homosexual invention by
Alan Turning. Who cares if he cracked
the German Enigma code and won WWII?It’s a Homo’s Devil Machine!
Weelchair madness
Tags:Animated Images, Forum Fodder, Humor, WTF
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Bear Cavalry
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters, WTF
Yeah, you’re pretty much fucked.
You can encrypt but we can decrypt – Suck it MPAA
Tags:Computers, Humor, Movies, Politics
Meerkat Security – You watch my back, and I’ll watch yours…
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, Nature
Texas horned lizard
They can squirt blood from the corners of their eyes up to five feet to confuse predators.
You Are Free*
*Freedom is subject to terms and conditions. “freedom” means the freedom we give you to do and say what we tell you. “Free” means your choice to do or not to do what we tell you. Freedom can be removed at any time. Freedom is subject to availability. Freedom is a privilege, not a right. Freedom does not extend to events, beliefs and actions that are not condoned by us. We will determine who is subject to Freedom. Freedom is not free. Freedom requires that there are people who are not free. Freedom can be impinged upon by those who gave you your Freedom and continue to keep you Free. If it is determined that you perform or have ever performed any act, speech, or conversation that is deemed Unpatriotic, your Freedom will be immediately revoked. We will determine what is Unpatriotic as we are the only ones who know what is good for you. You are Free to do what we tell you.
Hawk Eating Prey
For you skeptics (you know who you are)…just to let you know, this is not photoshopped.
Work Is The Curse of the Dinking Class – Oscar Wilde
” I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day” – frank sinatra
Final Fantasy The Spirits Within (Movie Poster)
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Gaming, Movies
Them: “WTF man it wasn’t like FF at all?!”
Me: “Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Female protagonist with latent abilities unsure of herself in the tumultuous near apocalyptic world. Life force of the planet being tragically exploited/destroyed. Militant villain bent on the pursuit of ultimate power regardless of the cost. Not like FF at all? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.”
