What’s Wrong With This Guy?

Towel Dog

Harry Potter: Punked Out Edition

A True Hybrid Vehicle

Yo Dawg This Dog Is uh Cute

Village Of The Damned

Wikipedia says :

An American village is visited by some unknown life form which leaves the women of the village pregnant. Nine months later, the babies are born, and they all look normal, but it doesn’t take the “parents” long to realise that the kids are not human or humane.

The Birth Of Cthulhu

Snakes On A Plane

Helmet Wearing Hottie

Fallen Paladin Guardian

World Of Warcraft

“We’ve made $110 million from all you shu…bschr…shutscribersh thish month and we’re too drunk right now to put the sherversh back u pfor you…hic! Oh and doneeventhink of phstic on our forumsh cos…well we cantbebothered maintaining thoshe too…

Here’sh a picture of a murloc inshtead!

Monkey Lizard thing in a jar.

A few reasons to NOT loot.

“Don’t try
I am sleeping
inside with a big dog
and ugly woman
two shotguns,
and a claw hammer.
LOOTERS WILL BE SHOT.”

I’m pretty sure this is from New Orleans.

Girls And Guns

Thought this was a cool pictures, what’s better then girls? I’ll tell you what’s better then girls: girls with guns! Everyone loves guns! And everyone loves girls! You can’t go wrong…

The Original Harry Potter Script

Bookkake Book Store

Bookkake

has to be the best name for a book store, ever.

What a little angel

Summon WMD’s

Another CCG card from Fark, this one for WMD:

WMD’s acannot be summoned, as they do not exist. Lands tapped to summon WMD’s is destroyed. Summoner loses credibility with most of the world, but remember’s Poland.

Iraq has nookular weapons

Next Stop: Florida

It’s funny because it’s so sad. He’s as far from Florida as he possibly can be, but his heart aches for the simplicity that the beaches of my great state offers.

/sigh

Starbuck Vs Starbuck

My Starbuck and kick your Starbuck’s Ass!

One of the best TV shows being made right now. Run and get the dvd sets, download the episodes, just get this show into your life. It’s good.

Black Man

It’s black man!

V For Vendetta Movie Posters

another V For Vendetta movie poster

V For Vendetta Move Review

By far, the best movie I’ve seen this year. In fact, better then anything I saw last year too, including the Batman flick. It brings important questions to the forefront of conversation. Can violence be an answer to serious problems? I heard rumor that Moore asked to have his name removed from the V For Vendetta book, and off the movie as well, and it looks like DC actually listened to him. I’m worried that this movie will just inspire more sheepish behavior, and not what the original intent was: think for yourself, and listen to no one when they tell you they know best.

“People should not fear their governments. Governments should fear their people.”

Happy Irish Day!

“On the eighth day, God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.”

“An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.”

An old Irish curse:
“May those that love us, love us; and those that don’t love us, may god turn their hearts; If he can’t turn their heart, may he turn their ankles, so we’ll know them by their limping”

Happy St Patrick’s Day!

Here’s to hoping you all get really drunk. Yay!

Steven Colbert

Steven Colbert

OMFG T-Shirt

OMFG: Ontario Mega Finance Group

“you won’t believe it, eh!”

From www.thinkgeek.com

Busted Poster

Busted!
It’s not what it looks like, but who’s going to believe you?

9-11 Tribute Lights

Nixon – Brain = ?

No Thumper

You can buy these from evolvefish.com

I’m going to assume that everyone out there can figure out what the sticker means, right?

Prepare to die.

Cat In The Hat!

Th,the ca…. cat in the ha….

Fuck this,
I’ll just be a stripper

Volkswagen Ted Kennedy Advertisement

I mentioned this once or twice before, and was amused to find the actualy advertisement that wikipedia mentioned. Here’s the text from the scanned in page:

If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he’d be President today.

It floats.

The way our boy is built, we’d be surprised if it didn’t.

The sheet of flat steel that goes udnerneath every Volkswagen keeps out water, as well as dirt and salt and other nasty things that can eat away at the underside of a car. So it’s watertight at the bottom.

And everybody knows it’s easier to shut the door on a Volkswagen after you’ve rolled won the window a little. That proves it’s practically airtight on top.

If it was a boat, we could call it the Water Bug.

It’s not a boat, it’s a car.

And, like mary Jo kapechne, It’s only 99 and 44/100 percent pure.

So it won’t stay afloat forever. Just long enough.

Poor Teddy.

If he’d been smart enough to buy a Volkswagen, he never would have gotten into hot water.

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I’d Rather Hunt With Cheney…
Don’t Drive With Ted Kennedy

Tower of Babel

The Tower of Babel:

by Pieter Brueghel the ElderGenesis 11:1-9

1 Now the entire earth was of one language and uniform words. 2 And it came to pass when they traveled from the east, that they found a valley in the land of Shinar and settled there. 3 And they said to one another, “Come, let us make bricks and fire them thoroughly”; so the bricks were to them for stones, and the clay was to them for mortar. 4 And they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city and a tower with its top in the heavens, and let us make ourselves a name, lest we be scattered upon the face of the entire earth”. 5 And the Lord descended to see the city and the tower that the sons of man had built. 6 And The LORD said, “Lo! [they are] one people, and they all have one language, and this is what they have commenced to do. Now, will it not be withheld from them, all that they have planned to do? 7 Come, let us descend and confuse their language, so that one will not understand the language of his companion”. 8 And the Lord scattered them from there upon the face of the entire earth, and they ceased building the city. 9 Therefore, He named it Babel, for there the Lord confused the language of the entire earth, and from there the Lord scattered them upon the face of the entire earth.

Land Of The Dead: Dead Reckoning

The name of this craft is “Dead Reckoning”, and it’s outfitted with several machine guns, and missles, and other destructive pieces of glorious equipment. All of this to combat the hordes of the living dead. Dead Reckoning protected the remains of humanity from the Land Of The Dead.

Sky Watch Alert Level

The Sky Is Falling

The Sky Is Falling, also known as Chicken Little, Chicken Licken or Henny Penny is an old, classical fable of unknown origin about a chicken who believes the sky is falling. The phrase has also become used to indicate a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.

Glass Parking Lot

My Lord Spaketh so:

Glass parking lot is a turn of phrase used to express the idea that an eventual nuclear war will essentially turn the world into a bed of glass. The term is also used to refer to an area of sand after a nuclear bomb is detonated over it. The expression rose out of nuclear tests in New Mexico during the Manhattan Project. The heat from the bombs turned the area into a plate of glass.

The definition of “over doing it”

From the Wikipedia overlords:

A subwoofer is a loudspeaker which reproduces bass frequencies from about 20 Hz to about 200 Hz. Frequencies 16 Hz or lower are more felt than heard. Subwoofers reproduce frequencies from about 35 Hz to about 200 Hz. It is difficult for small loudspeakers to reproduce frequencies below 40 Hz, especially above 100 dB, and so it is often advantageous to use a loudspeaker dedicated to this task.

Ok, so I have a 10 inch bazooka tube in the back of my car, but this? This is an example of a pure and utter asshat. The kind of person that has this running in his truck can be heard for several city blocks.

The Goggles! They Do NOTHING.

Frequently on Fark, people thrown down CCG cards that have been photoshopped. This is one of my favorites, and I would love to credit someone with this. I see the Ronald Bieber copywrite notice, but I’m not sure where his website is…

I’d Rather Hunt With Cheney…

Anyone know someone that’s selling these as bumper stickers? I would love to see them get some free press!

This sticker is of course refering to the fact that if you go hunting with Dick Cheney, you’ll end up with bird shot in your face and heart, and have an extended stay at a hospital. Compare that with if you go driving with Ted Kennedy, you’ll end up dead.

Back To Your Freespeach Zone!

Free speech zones (also known as First Amendment Zones or derisively as Free speech cages) are areas set aside in public places for political activists to exercise their right of free speech. Although such zones existed earlier, instituted by the Clinton administration, they gained more attention after the WTO Meeting of 1999 and have been used vigorously by the George W. Bush administration. Civil libertarians claim that they are used as a form of censorship and public relations management to conceal opposition from the public and elected officials. There is much controversy surrounding the creation of these areas the mere existence of such zones is offensive to some people, who maintain that the First Amendment to the United States Constitution makes the entire country an unrestricted free speech zone.

Personally, I’m one of those that are offended by the mere thought of these places being in existance. In effect they’re methods of saying “Yeah we care about free speech, just do it over there in the corner where we can’t hear you, the TV crew can’t see you, and you won’t be able to change anything.”

CF-18

Notice the paint job right underneath the canopy, it’s supposedly a “Faux canopy” to confuse other pilots in a close encounter dog fight. Of course, how often do you get close enough to see the other pilot? Not as often as you would think. Most engagements are long distance affairs with missles and rockets doing most of the talking. Or…maybe I’m just talking about of my ass.

All hail Xenu!

As we all know, Katie Holmes is preggo with Tom Cruises’ child. But who is this Xenu character?

In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is a galactic ruler (of the “Galactic Confederacy”) who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause problems today.

Cthulhu Fthagn! IA!

This is of course referring to the “Dean Scream” :

Dean attended a post-caucus rally for his volunteers in Iowa to deliver his concession speech, aimed at cheering up those in attendance. Forced to shout over the cheers of his enthusiastic audience, Dean didn’t realize the crowd noise was being filtered out by his unidirectional microphone, leaving only his full-throated exhortations audible to the television viewers. To those at home, it sounded as if he was raising his voice out of sheer emotion. Recordings from within the crowd made it clear that Dean was shouting in order to be heard over the cheers of the crowd but it also showed him to be be highly emotive.

Many in the television audience criticized the speech as loud, peculiar, and unpresidential. [19] In particular, this quote from the speech was aired repeatedly in the days following the caucus:

“Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeah!!!”

This final “yeeeaaaahhh” has become known in American political folklore as either “the Dean Scream” or the “I Have a Scream” speech (satirical of I Have a Dream). Interestingly, while most listeners of the speech considered the scream some version of “yeah!,” many in the print media, such as Time Magazine transcribed it as “yearrgh!” or some variation thereof, giving readers a much different impression of his tone than those who saw the video.

Jennifer Connely

Actress Jennifer Connely (link goes to IMDB)

I just watched the Rocketeer on DVD last night, and I remembered the crush that I had on this beautiful woman. I fell in love with her acting style and onscreen beauty at first sight, and I’ve attempted to follow her career as well as possible. Until recently, (and with the joys of wikipedia) I did not realize that it was a comic series. Now I want to find the comics and read em!

Ron Jeremy

From the glorious wikipedia article on this god-like man:

When he entered the pornography industry, he changed his name at the request of his father. Jeremy is referred to as “the clown prince of porn” and “The Hedgehog”. He has gained some notoriety for his long penis, reported to be 9.75 inches (24.76 cm) and for being capable of autofellatio (which contributed towards the “Hedgehog” moniker)….

…His venture into pornographic movies occurred during the “golden era” of 1975 marked by high production values and good quality scripts, with the movies intended for cinematic release rather than video. However, during this era the production of adult movies was still illegal. Jeremy left New York for California but he was arrested on two occasions and faced a lengthy jail sentence before being reprieved as a result of the Hal Freeman precedent in the United States Supreme Court of 1988.

Despite his appearance, he has featured in over 2,000 films to date and has directed a further 100. He claims he gets more work when he is a bit on the heavy side, and this is the reason why he does not try to lose weight. He also claims to have had sex with over 4,000 women. He has said that he finds every woman beautiful, and this is what makes him a very versatile porn actor….

Food Pyramid

Happy Consumerist Day!

From the wikipedia article on the day:

St. Valentine’s Day falls on February 14, and is the traditional day on which lovers in certain cultures let each other know about their love, commonly by sending Valentine’s cards, which are often anonymous. The history of Valentine’s day can be traced back to a Catholic Church feast day, in honor of Saint Valentine. The day’s associations with romantic love arrived after the High Middle Ages, during which the concept of romantic love was formulated.

The day is now most closely associated with the mutual exchange of love notes in the form of “valentines.” Modern Valentine symbols include the heart-shaped outline and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, the practice of hand writing notes has largely given way to the exchange of mass-produced greeting cards. The Greeting Card Association estimates that, world-wide, approximately one billion valentine cards are sent each year, making the day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year behind Christmas. The association also estimates that women purchase approximately 85 percent of all valentines.

Space pictures make me happy

Space pictures make me go crazy-go-nutz:

First, we have a rogue asteroid, which is cool, but scary, because it’s real, and present danger. We could find out tomorrow that a rock the size of the state of newyork is on it’s way to meet us from space. Luckily, we have either Bruce Willis or Morgan Freeman to save us all from certain and utter destruction.

Second, is something that’s just plain ol’ exciting: Space elevators!

A space elevator is a hypothetical structure designed to transport material from a planet’s surface into space. Many different types of space elevator structures have been proposed. They all share the goal of replacing rocket propulsion with the traversal of a fixed structure via a mechanism not unlike an elevator, hence its name, in order to move material into or beyond orbit. Space elevators have also sometimes been referred to as beanstalks, space bridges, space lifts or space ladders.

The most common proposal is a tether, usually in the form of a cable or ribbon, that spans from the surface to a point beyond geosynchronous orbit. As the planet rotates, the inertia at the end of the tether counteracts gravity and keeps the tether taut. Vehicles can then climb the tether and escape the planet’s gravity without the use of rockets. Such a structure could eventually permit delivery of great quantities of cargo and people to orbit, and at costs only a fraction of those associated with current means.

Both are from Mondolithic‘s website, which is friggin awesome and stuff.