Evolution Is A Lie!

Can you imagine being in this church?

Britney Shears

Room of BSOD

Guess this is what happens when you roll out a back update, eh?

New Site Feature!

Look over there to the right! (no your other right, there you go ::pat pat::) There’s 10 random posts from the archives.

If you’re reading the site through the RSS feed (all 350 of you! yay!) you’ll have to click through to the website to see this EXCITING new feature!

Lovecraft Love Face

Recent Eclipse

I think I was drunk while this was happening, anyone actually see it in person?

Venn Diagram: Politics + Stupidity + Religion

From SaintGasoline.com

Do Not Want Broccoli Dog

Like you need an explanation for this dog.

Hacker T-Shirt

Fuck Gravity Cat

This Is America

Robocop FTW

Damn the first movie rocked.  Totally.

Luckily I never saw the sequels.

Your Desperate Attempt To Impress The Ladies Has FAILED

Clippy Want / Do Not Want

I figure I better post this, cause they just retired the little bastard.

Plz to be no eetings!

Head On Handgun

God damn stupid commercial for a product that simply does not work, and yet they’re making mad money off it.

Religion – HEAD UP YOUR ASS

Battlestar Galactica – Starbuck

[EDIT: Spoilers abound in the comments, so don’t read them if you don’t want to have the latest BSG episodes spoiled]

Judgement Day

Judgment day is here.

Show your tits and I will judge ’em.

X-Box Strong Man

I just moved my x-box up to my second story, and I had to use a forklift.

Star Trek MMO : Starbase

I pee my pants a little bit everytime I hear new news about the Star Trek MMO.  It has so much potential, and yet so did Enterprise.

Ya Hya Chouhada MUAD’DIB

Hey look, it’s a Dune reference!

LOST Statues

Proving once and for all that you can make statues out of anything :

Hare Krishna

Click here to buy this shirt

ahhhh, beauty and the geek.

Post Tits Or GTFO

Manager Of The DECADE.

Dolphin / Seagull Margaretta

I say it’s a seagull.

Moose Warning Sign

SuperNews: Mac Vs PC

Che Men’s Magazine Advertisement

Ah, if only it were that easy.

Pink Hummer

Why must people do these things?

Previously :

Chromed Out H2
Pink Hummer H2

Baby CoPilot

Fishy Handshake

Don’t be accused of a weak handshake!
Advert for casall sports products

Aliens PT Cruiser

Curious Cats On A Ledge

Dear Yoda

Dear Yoda,

I want to hump your green butt.

xoxoxo

Photographic Pooch

This is how I wake up every morning.

The dog, not the photographer.

Excuse Me, I’m Calling Bullshit

Obama Rocks Austin

Yehaa mother fucker!

Castle Reflections

Took me a moment to realize it wasn’t a shitty photo manipulation, it was a good real picture.

American Tactical Force

Man, those are some realistic looking toys there.  And the cat’s real looking too.

Easy Bake Meth Lab

As someone that’s never tried meth before, nor tried to cook it up, is this a good indication of what you’d need to make some?

You Guys Talking About Shenanigans??

When’s their next movie coming out?  They still haven’t done much that’s topped Super Troopers, although Beer Fest was close…

This Shirt Is No-ot Black

clicky clicky link here to purchase this fine american shirt.

Internet Constipation

300 – We Can’t Stop Here!

Map Of The United States Circuit Court System

Just in case you were wondering what Circuit Court you lived in.

I’m in 11.

300 – Last Supper

Cthulhu Rises

You ever get that feeling you shouldn’t have messed with the Sleeping One?

300 – Hello, Hell Restaurant?