Going away, site changes, OMG PUT UP A PICTURE ALREADY,KK?

Because of real life, I’m forced to be pulled away from the site for the next couple days. But, I don’t want to leave you guys without any pictures to speak of, so I’ve made some small adjustments to the site that are hopefully for the best.

If you register for an account you will be able to upload any image, and put whatever text you want. I’ll be moderating them, and those of you that seem to have a grasp as to what’s funny (and what’s not) I’ll make moderators, just like me, but without the god-like ability to smite the undeserving. I can always be bribed too, so if you happen to have like 20 bucks sitting around, you can send me that too, kk?

Because it HAS to be said:

No kiddy porn, no dead animals, no beastiality, no furries (yet), no porn, no blatent rips offs from other sites, no pron, no watermarked material (unless it’s watermarked by the creator, so no college-humor marks, et al) if you do get it from someone else’s site, please be sure to send a link back to them, I’m sure they would appreciate the traffic, fandom, and server meltdown we can send them.

Also, please, no porn. NO PRON. Adult content melts servers faster then you would imagine possible. So, if I see it, it gets nuked, your account gets nuked, you get nuked, and no one ever knows that you even tried. There are no near misses, only fail.

Ok, I’m going back to my beer, someone IM me too, cause I’m bored : ICQ 5542507

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  • Gas Mask Brigade

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    I can only assume that this was during WW2, and umm…. I dunno. wtf.

    No Smoking

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    404 Superhero

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    Kitty Lip Stick

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    Chuggernaut

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    McWoW

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    Dead Children

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    Yep, I would have to kill some kids if they did this. Holy crap, look at that TV. It’s fucked.

    N-Pod

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    From engaget.

    Robot Wallpaper

    I can’t remember where I found this picture, but I raster’d it, and now it’s a 4 foot high poster on my kitchen wall.

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    And it is awseome.

    Superman Returns

    Anyone else going to the movies tomorrow?
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    Please Pet My Puppy

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    Drunk Head Rest

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    I need one of these for my own bathroom.

    I can’t stand

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    Shark Head Girl

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    I mean….What the fuck.

  • Avoid Black People

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    This website sucks

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    Hornet Warning Poster

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    Street Fighter Vs NOLA

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    For those of you that get this joke, congratulations, you are offically “old school”.

    Soylent Green

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    I could never figure out what soylent green was.

    Are You Ready To ROCK?!

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    Are you ready to rock?

    Hover Dogs

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    BRB Jesus LOL

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    When Is A Joke Dead?

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    I went with D.

    Sexual Harrasment Cornbrator

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    OH FUCK YES. When I want sexual pleasure, the first thing I ALWAYS think of is corn. CORN!

    How I like my women…

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    I like my women how I like my whiskey
    12 years old and mixed up with coke

    Ultraviolet Movie

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    I heard this was crap. Or that it was good. Either way, i’ve yet to see it…anyone have any opinions on it?

    Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

    My current desktop wallpaper:

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    Ricer

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    Peace Motivational Poster

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    Peace

    Through Superior Firepower

    World Of Warcraft Geek Love

    Found this on a random LJ image search:

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    Village Voice “Queer Issue”

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    Yep, that’s the Prez and the Veep gettin all hot and bothered on the cover of the Village Voice. If you go by their website, you’ll see that the art is attributed to Alex Ross. Is this THE Alex Ross? Or someone else?

    Deadman’s View

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    Even if it’s been PS’d, it’s still a cool pic, right?

    Dog Condoms

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    I just ran out of mine, and Amazon’s stopped selling them. Anyone know where I can find more?

    Holocaust Memorial

    And to wrap up the day’s posts, I leave you with this surreal Holocaust Memorial

    It’s located here in sunny Florida (down in Miami, which makes sense, considering the large Jewish population there)

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    Doggy Look Alikes

    Natural? Or naturally Photoshopped?

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