It’s A Trap (really!)

Admiral Ackbar knows what is a trap, and what isn’t.
It’s a Trap!

Terminator Spare Parts

Spare Terminator model T-101 Parts. Cause the T-X ain’t exactly a creampuff…

Real Life Snow White

Where you’re the fairiest of them all.

Floor mat profanity

Japanese engrish translations are not safe for work. This is from the bag of spare parts in an old (pre1968) nissan that you’d find under the spare tire.

imperial recruitment poster

NSFW – Tricia Helfer

Cylon Super Models are NSFW :

nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2007/11/15/tricia-helfer/

this is cutting edge technology

Kit Kat: Japan Edition II

The Edge

Bono is a douche, but the Edge keeps rocking! Also he is 40 stories tall!

Chinese language is easy

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

1) That’s not right – Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive – Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP – Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man – Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach – Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift – Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s Very dark in here – Wai So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone – No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight – Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pi
16) Great – Fa Kin Su Pah

Happy birds

Fail Family

Taken on my crappy camera Phone.

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Navi Rawat

that’s one sexy math geek!

Huge Printer

No, this is not photoshopped, you can actually buy one of these monsters.

deputy-dog.com/2007/05/20/look-at-this-fucking-massive-printer/

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Mass Effect

Who’s getting this game?
I just pre-ordered it yesterday.

Kit Kat: Japan Edition

Because Chocolate flavor is just fucking weird!

Rudy 9/11 ’08

Jacob Zuma

If You don’t Know This Man, May god have mercy on your soul

Siberian Tiger Swimming

Doggy Bride

Datamancer Laptop

Push It Dubya, Push It!

This is exactly how I pictured that moment in my imagination. Damn that monkey faced puppet…

What people want

Wants are NSFW :

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The Braillettes

As the label states, it is heart-warming. Laughter is heart-warming, isn’t it?

Andre the Giant

Andre was a killer with the ladies.

Female Gamers

This reminds me of all those old TV shows and movies where some kid would be playing a GameBoy and the sounds would be like 80’s SciFi beeps and boops. Sometimes, it even had a game in the slot!

Pizza is like sex

When its good, its really good
When its bad, its still pretty good

Pointless Family Photo

“Dhakirah, move over, you’re blocking your sister’s face!”

Russian Riot Police

The masks they are wearing are real, but fit so well with the game that the stilt walker was photoshopped in.

Roland Deschaine

Steven King’s the Dark Tower series. Only SK I can stomach reading.

French Nuclear Test

Hungry Happy Hamster

Deep Ice in Antarctica

K-9

The Doctor’s favourite tin dog.

Squirtle

Squirtle
Pokémon #007

One of three Pokémon offered by Professor Oak at the beginning of the game. Squirtle start out cute and cuddly but soon evolve into formidable fighters: first Wartortle, then Blastoise. Note: in the game’s early stages, Squirtle tend to fare better against combatants than Charmander.

Type: Water
Height: 0.5 m.
Weight: 9 kg.

EVOLUTION: Squirtle – Wartortle – Blastoise

iMac

The most colorful way to the Internet.

Think different.

Pedophile Spotted

It’s a pedophile! get in teh car!

Anti-Dolphin Organisation

Save Our Race. Know the Truth.

Absolut Water Cooler

NSFW – Hayden Panettiere Mirror Image

Mirrors are NSFW :

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Tesseract

From Wikipedia

Cheesy Mouse

Cool Sandcastle

Sand is NSFW :

I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like.

Joker makes a boy cry

I mean, seriously… this ranks with Lex Luthor stealing a bunch of cakes.

Romulan Dominance

Cause my Warbird is meaner than yours…

Gun Accessories Not Included

Did you see things that hurt you?

Who knew that the bible was a big book of Parental Controls?

Holler

You damn kids get the hell off of my lawn!

CCG – Pedobear

Carrot Top then and now

Carrot Top’s plastic surgery isn’t doing him much good, I think. He’s
starting to look like a female impersonator.