Three Kinds Of Jobs

We do three types of jobs:

1) cheap 2)quick 3)good

You can have any two

A) A good quick job (won’t be cheap)

B) A Cheap good job (won’t be quick)

C) A quick job cheap (won’t be good)

Sonofabitch

Question: What is a sonofabitch, exactly?

Quiet often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like “what is a sonof a bitch?”  The only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.  In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in midst of a deactivation.  The guy behind him, well, he’s a sonofabitch.

Aliens Baby Costume

Texas Air National Guard Flying Chickenhawks

1st AWOL Division 

Garage Destruction

why you should have insurance.

Cargo Ship Topple

So, you ask why your priceless vase from china is a little banged up?  I give you this.

Star Wars Storm Trooper’s Midnight Snack

I seem to remember this being a part of a series, anyone know where from?

CP On MCS

quick everyone drop your monocles!

Naked Pregnant Woman

Boobs (a MOMMY’S Boobs!) beyond the cut:

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Capitalism

Mouse? Or Vagina?

Jack Daniels Chess Board

Florida Fires, Tropical Depression

This images from from the Nasa Earth Observatory website. Which btw, is a pain in the ass to navigate. Someone got them a RSS feed.

Going into work yesterday, I noticed that I couldn’t see the capitol building, which I normally can, as it’s only about 2 miles away from my office. Apparently there’s some major fires north of me, but those fires are nothing in comparision to the tropical depression Andrea.

Here’s another close up of the fires here in Florida / Georgia.

More information on the GA/FL fires can be found at the NASA Earth Observatory website

Star Trek Federation Starship Classes / Compairison Chart – Side

New Computer Key

It’s the “oh shit!” key.

Write On A Typewriter With One Key?

Might as well try to make truly great beer from just one brewing!  That’s why Pabst Blue Ribbon  is full-flavor blended from at least 33 fine brews. . . to insure depth of flavor, even goodness, superb quality.  Order it with confidence, serve it with pride – for no matter where you go, there is no finer beer then Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Golly, times sure have changed.  Now Pabst is used as a urine replacement in piss tests.

WWJD? JWGGMFC

What does it all mean?  Why does buddy jesus want my coffee?

Britney Spears Topless

Amazing Car & Statue Photographic Illusion

Magic?

Monster Truck Thing

WTF is that thing?

Last Supper Arm Tattoo

Stormtrooper Call Center

Wait a second, those are storm troopers!?

Smokey Train

I hate trains.  I live next door to a train track, and the trains are loud as fuck when they go by at 3AM

Grater Slide

Ronald McDonald Call Line

Does he look stoned to anyone else?

Paper Printer

Zombie Last Supper

Last Supper Insanity!

[edit: I’m still trying to find out who made this masterpiece, but sadly all my sources are all dried up and crusty, much like a zombie.  Do you know who crafted this image?  Please put it in the comments ASAP!]

Ford F-150 SuperCrew

So what you driving these days?

I love Pancakes

seriously, who doesn’t love pancakes?

DO NOT PASS US Military Will Shoot Fire!

by Levi 

go cry, emo kid / kitten

Jack Daniel’s Old Number Seven

Am I seriously drinking at 2pm?  Yep.  Should you contact me?  Yep.

Wasp Home Building

Lego Guitar

Monster Golf Cart

Jane Fonda On Colbert’s Lap

Doggy Biker

I asked for ketchup…this is tataaaaar!

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Internet Sucks – Come Here For Your Erotic Needs

Yeah, but will I get arrested if I wipe out my usb cable?

Furry Friday

Because furries are NSFW no matter what the circumstance or situation:

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I Make Milk, what’s your superpower?

When you download mp3s…

Business Hours

Touched by his noodly appendage

Door To Door Mormons!

by someone on myspace

Darth Vader – Worst Movie Moment EVER?

God I cringe every time I see this shit.

Sloth – Agoraphobia

[7 Deadly Sins]

Transformers Live Action Movie Promo

lots more of these failures over at Micheal Bay’s website.

Chloroform Date Assistant

After failing miserably on match, okcupid, omgIneeddate.com, and various other shitty dating sites, I’ve found a system that just works.

Somafm.com

Does anyone else listen to Groove Salad from Somafm.com?  They’ve been pimping the Internet Radio Equality Act a LOT, and with good cause.  I listen to them from work practically every day, and since they’re commercial free I can depend on nothing too crazy popping up out of nowhere.  Do yourself a favor and check them out, and then check out their post on the IREA.  I support SomaFM completely!

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