Airplane On A Treadmill – Will It Take Off?

It seems like we’ve been over this once before, but somehow I just don’t understand how hard it is to grasp.

Hugh Jackman Beach Picture

Yummy!

Giraffe Tounge

Yeah, um, blue?

Harry Potter Villian Wallpaper

Well, spider-man 3 sucked, but this trailer really got me ready for the next Harry Potter film!

Monster Crab

What the fuck is this thing!?

What The Customer Really Needs

F-35 Combat Helmet

From Gizmodo

Wow, it’s a bugman helmet

Iron Man Movie High Resolution Shots

So what thinks you MCS?  Will it suck?

And if it does, will it suck on the level of Spider-Man 3 (which is just a bit let down) or Catwoman (which is nigh unwatchable)

Pirate Is The New Ninja

Land ho ho ho….agh  Shirt buying can be had here.

Peanut Butter Loving Corgi

Damn, I want a tongue like that!

Conductor Cat

Comedy Makes Everything Better

Creating Floppy Disks

About to download The Internet and create your install disks.  Do you have 2874926304652 formated floppy disks ready?

Experts Agree: Al Qaeda Leader Is Dead Or Alive

MCS on BoingBoing (Don’t worry, I’m from tech support)

You might notice that MCS is running a tad bit slow recently, and that’s in large part due to not ONE, but TWO links on boingboing.net‘s front page, plus traffic from Neatorama. So, bare with us for a while. If you’re new to the site, I’d love for you to subscribe to the MCS RSS Feed!
Oh,and someone get me an fire extinguisher, I think my server is on fire.

My First Cigarettes

my first cigarettes were the candy ones.  Fuck I was cool back then.  Once I hit 18, I was buyin my own REAL smokes, and then I was smokin up a fucking storm.

Then one day I had to walk home from work, and I seriously almost died, so it was on that very day that I made a solemn vow to protect the innocent drop the habit.

Urinal With A View

from Yeah Oops!

Jesus Is The Rizzle For The Sizzle

Actually doing meth won’t make it easier to hook up.

but all the cool people are doing it!

And seriously when you’re all fucked up, a guy that looks like this might either scare you silly, or make you horny as hell.  It’s all about the trip.

Happy Fat People

I need eye bleach, stat!

More Black People In Final Fantasy!

From Kotaku

Jesus Christ Gives You The Middle Finger

See what you did now?  You make jesus angry.  ANGRY JESUS.

Three Kinds Of Jobs

We do three types of jobs:

1) cheap 2)quick 3)good

You can have any two

A) A good quick job (won’t be cheap)

B) A Cheap good job (won’t be quick)

C) A quick job cheap (won’t be good)

Sonofabitch

Question: What is a sonofabitch, exactly?

Quiet often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like “what is a sonof a bitch?”  The only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.  In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in midst of a deactivation.  The guy behind him, well, he’s a sonofabitch.

Aliens Baby Costume

Texas Air National Guard Flying Chickenhawks

1st AWOL Division 

Garage Destruction

why you should have insurance.

Cargo Ship Topple

So, you ask why your priceless vase from china is a little banged up?  I give you this.

Star Wars Storm Trooper’s Midnight Snack

I seem to remember this being a part of a series, anyone know where from?

CP On MCS

quick everyone drop your monocles!

Naked Pregnant Woman

Boobs (a MOMMY’S Boobs!) beyond the cut:

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Capitalism

Mouse? Or Vagina?

Jack Daniels Chess Board

Florida Fires, Tropical Depression

This images from from the Nasa Earth Observatory website. Which btw, is a pain in the ass to navigate. Someone got them a RSS feed.

Going into work yesterday, I noticed that I couldn’t see the capitol building, which I normally can, as it’s only about 2 miles away from my office. Apparently there’s some major fires north of me, but those fires are nothing in comparision to the tropical depression Andrea.

Here’s another close up of the fires here in Florida / Georgia.

More information on the GA/FL fires can be found at the NASA Earth Observatory website

Star Trek Federation Starship Classes / Compairison Chart – Side

New Computer Key

It’s the “oh shit!” key.

Write On A Typewriter With One Key?

Might as well try to make truly great beer from just one brewing!  That’s why Pabst Blue Ribbon  is full-flavor blended from at least 33 fine brews. . . to insure depth of flavor, even goodness, superb quality.  Order it with confidence, serve it with pride – for no matter where you go, there is no finer beer then Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Golly, times sure have changed.  Now Pabst is used as a urine replacement in piss tests.

WWJD? JWGGMFC

What does it all mean?  Why does buddy jesus want my coffee?

Britney Spears Topless

Amazing Car & Statue Photographic Illusion

Magic?

Monster Truck Thing

WTF is that thing?

Last Supper Arm Tattoo

Stormtrooper Call Center

Wait a second, those are storm troopers!?

Smokey Train

I hate trains.  I live next door to a train track, and the trains are loud as fuck when they go by at 3AM

Grater Slide

Ronald McDonald Call Line

Does he look stoned to anyone else?

Paper Printer

Zombie Last Supper

Last Supper Insanity!

[edit: I’m still trying to find out who made this masterpiece, but sadly all my sources are all dried up and crusty, much like a zombie.  Do you know who crafted this image?  Please put it in the comments ASAP!]

Ford F-150 SuperCrew

So what you driving these days?