Inflatable Love

Spiritual Safety Tip

 What should you do if you find an atheist?
Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they’ve got it all figured out…

…but then why are they always so sad?

If you find an atheist in your neighborhood.

TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God’s Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches.  Let the adults handle them.

I love how they make it out that atheists are grumpy baby eaters that would corrupt your soul with the slightest contact. “advanced witnessing techniques” indeed.

B-2 Military Grade Pornography

Is this too gay?

America! Fuck Yeah!

You Have Angered The Gazebo

WarHammer Battle Fleet

Nice Street Sign

NOTICE:

While you are reading this there is a man in one of the windows high above you who is taking your photograph.  He will then make a wee model of you and put it with other wee models of other people then he plays weird games with them.

You’re Doing It Wrong: Bagdad Edition

42 Below Honey Vodka

I made you a cookie…

One Trillion Dollar Bill

LAN Party Eye Candy

Site is wonky

the site’s going to be wonky over the next couple days, I’m moving hosts, and apparently all my wordpress themes and plugins were fucked in the transfer. Bare with me while I sort it all out.

[edit: I think I got it all fixed, anyone see anything else I need to fix?]
[edit: fixed the hotlink issue, remotely loaded images should work again, i.e. feedburner.]

Humvee Battle Damage

Someone needs to show these to Rumsfield, so he’ll finally realize why the military needs armor for their vehicles.

Silas’ Hand

President Bush- Holding The Fart In

Space Marines Artwork

Gotta love me some Space Marines:

Tom Cruise = pedo?

“This one’s the right size!  Grease her well and bring her to me!”

Star Trek: Is This Too Gay?

Wall Computer

Tom Mabe Pranks Telemarketer With Own Death

From the Consumerist

Underwater Aeroplane

Natalie Portman Rap Wallpaper

Warning: Dad Is Home

X-Box Is Huge

or is it Hueg?

Choose Your Own Adventure

Worf In A Hat

Rich enough to buy a PS3

Seppuku Blood to Birds

Yellow Or Black Dots

No Girls Allowed On Internets

Lawn Vacuum

Grimace Vs Butt Plug

Kill It With Love

X-Men 3 Movie Poster

Jesus Christ IS a lion

Slime Monster Game

I think I vaguely remember this game.  If I remember correctly, it fucking rocked.

The kids on the box however look like they’re coked out of their minds…

Mac Cube Tissue Holder

Mormon or Ninja

Warhammer 40: Chaos Marine

Chaos Marine or Night Lord?

World Of Warcraft Motivational Poster

World of Warcraft

More potent than alchohol, marijuana, cocaine, and three different straings of opium.

Chlamydia- The Game

Toothbrush Pornography

Math Humor

Anyone want to figure it out the real way?

Dog Found: Tasted Like Chicken

Male beagle found 11:30 AM on Tuesday, April 20, corner at 14th and Pine.  Approximately six months of age.  Mostly brown with patches of white and black spots, slightly crooked tail.  Blue collar, but no tags.  Very friendly.

Tasted like chicken.

Optimus Prime Hoops

Nothing Logo

I remember when Nine Inch Nails was huge in my high school.  And then Rezner went to therapy.  Luckily, he came out just as fucked up as he went in, only with less drug dependencies.

Metroid Wallpaper

I heard Metroid was a girl?  or are the metroids the badguys?  I dunno, I’ve never picked up the game, spinning was cool, but sonic did it better I think.

Star Wars – Slave Leia