K-Mart’s Upsidedown Christmas Tree

I thought it was a photoshop, or a hoax, until I went and searched the K-Mart website.

Kids will love this tree as it leaves even more room for presents! The tree hangs from the ceiling and is a not only a great conversation piece, but very practical as well, taking up virtually no floor space. This specialty foliage tree has 550 Clear bulbs and 2050 tips.

Wiimote Fighter

Attention Whore

I’m just posting this here so I can hotlink it to a LJ account….someone just met Stephen Colbert, and they’re bragging bout it.  Lucky fucks.

Tactics Motivational Poster

Why does this man put on a dress every chance he can?  Not that I mind, teehee

Patriotism = No Questions

In Soviet Russia

Rush Limbaugh: Professional Jackass

SWAT Team Hand Signals

White Hole

Search Bar Pron

Well Fuck Your Shit

Cause you can never get enough Lazy Town, right?

Moogle With Sword

George Bush Caught With Panties

Anyone have any fucking clue wtf this is about?

Dear Fucker

“You are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that’s fucking true.  no matter what the fuck happens, I will stand the fuck by you.  I will fucking be there for you, whenever the fuck you need me.  To lend you a fucking hand, to do a fucking good deed.  So just fucking call on me, whenever the fuck you need anything.  Fuck… I will always be there, even to the bitter fuckin end.  Forward this promise to all your fucking friends to show your fucking friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you…”

Angelina Jolie From “Mr & Mrs Smith”

Brokebudget Mountain

Caught The Gay

Natalie Portman

Good god she is so yummy looking!

Why Men Shouldn’t Take Messages

404: Please Die

X-Box Is Hueg

Where is your god now? (Star Wars Edition)

Sacrificing For America

Caps Lock Humor

From the glorious Maddox

Doggy Gunner

Civil War Pterodactyl

Fat Giraffe

Do Not Disturb Door Sign

Isn’t that just the cutest little sex drawing?

Bison Brain Buckets

I got this from wikipedia a loooong time ago (like a year ago!), and I was just amazed at the size of the pile of dead animal skulls.  I mean, wtf FTW, right?

Tron Guy: From The Internet

Mr Pidass on line 1

Prepackaged Gerbil

Free of Moral Contraints

God Did Say Unto Noah

And god did say to Noah “Noah, you must construct additional pylons.”

Linux vs Windows vs Mac

House Is God?

So, from the image, how did I decide he was god?  eh?  anyone?

Calls For Cthulu

They pimp a website at the end www.callsforcthulhu.com, but it doesn’t work for me.

[edit: looks like I still don’t know how to speel correctly. Fixed the link, and it does work!]

Kick Ass Helmet Airbrushing

Battlestar Galactica Cosplayers

Damn cylons are hitting the twinkies a little hard

God Damn Batman (FC)

New Ghost Busters Cartoon

I heard it was like, for realz.  Is it for realz internets?  Can you tell me?

A Reminder: Proof Read Your Tattoos

Firefox Wallpaper

Votes Do Not Count

“It’s not who votes that counts.  It’s who counts the votes.”

Rumsfield Leadership Motivational Poster

Wahoo’s Fish Taco

Back when A-9 was doing some stuff on mturk, I ran across this place.  Gotta love the name of the taco joint.

Evolution of Religion

Gimme Gimme Gimme!

Parent of the Year

Ok, so:

1.) Dumb Parents.

2.) Smart Parents that hate their child.

Choose your own adventure!

Not Yours: GWB Edition

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