Hobbes: Calm Down, You’re Scaring The Children

Dammit, I miss Calvin & Hobbes

Mooninites ATTACK BOSTON

Fucking bullshit.

That’s what this is, and it makes Boston look like a bunch of goddamn morons, that have no clue what’s going on around them, and literally shit their pants when they see something that they don’t understand. From a friend:

I mean, a lite brite with batteries?
Is anything now potentially an explosive device?
Holy crap, an old shoe on the side of the road!
Call the bomb squad!

There ARE two parties that need to be arrested and/or penalized for this entire debacle. The idiots that called in a lite bright set as a possible bomb, and the superiors that took the threat seriously. Is this what the country has come to? “Better safe then sorry”? Perhaps we need snipers at the top of all the major buildings, to protect us from all the terrorists that are obviously running amok in our streets. If you live in Boston, I’d suggest voting the idiot mayor out, who can’t tell fact from fiction, and writing some seriously toned letters to your reps.

Apparently, they’ve arrested someone over this. Yay. A quote from the Mayor of Boston : “”It’s a hoax and it’s not funny.” Oddly enough, Merriam Webster definitions of Hoax is impossibly different then the Mayor’s. M-W defines hoax as : “to trick into believing or accepting as genuine something false and often preposterous”. At no time did anyone that had to do with the marketing of the tv show say that they were putting bombs around the city. Perhaps if the mayor would focus on finding the people that DID say there were bombs?

I guess all you can do is laugh and hope you never get caught up in stupidity like this.

Oh, and naming your name subway program after a guy that got lost in the subway is not a good idea either.

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Optimus Prime Died For Your Sins

Jesus couldn’t turn into a fire engine.

Using an image from before

Peace Through Superior Firepower Wallpaper

And DAMN, that’s some serious firepower there. I’d hate to be on the receiving end of one of those.

Homo Sex Is GREAT

Submitted by someone that has no clue how to use the Suggest An Image feature:

Drink Coffee

Do Stupid things faster with more energy!

House, M.D. Wallpapers

To celebrate the fact that I just watched 3 season of House over a single weekend, here’s a shit ton of House, M.D. wallpapers.

Death’s Pointing At YOU!

I Ben Spottd

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (wallpaper)

Just keep your precious fluids safe. And there’s a game out on Steam that looks remarkably like the screen in the background, I’ve yet to try it though.

Major League Geek (Star Wars Edition)

Get it? I got it. After like 10 minutes.

Accept Jesus And Win a FREE PSP

Keep Out: Trespassers Will Be Violated

Warhammer 40k Playa

War on Terror AND War on Drugs

Bill Murray

A simple, yet refined man of class!

Audry Hepburn Portrait

A good looking gal back in the day, yeah? IIRC, she even kept a particular poise into her later life.

Boba Fett Meets NY Giants Fett

Dear god, WHY?!

Audio’s Bleeding Edge Wallpaper

Donald Duck Is A Dick

Back in the day when Disney comics were actually funny and/or interesting.

Russian Intelligence Services Logo (Batman!)

Yeah, it’s for reals. WTF?

Apple iProduct

Your Life.  In a small, plastic case.

Stupid Dog. Do Not Want.

This dog whined and whined until I gave him some broccoli and now look, do you see him eating it?  Do you see this dog eating broccoli?  Doesn’t look like it to me.  Stupid dog.

See, it’s funny, cause one of my dogs is just like this.  The other one will eat anything that comes from my hand, which is good when it’s time for meds, but bad when it’s time for me to drop a pen or something.  Then it’s messy, and that just sucks.

V For Vendetta Trailer Wallpaper

Clicky for HD goodness.   I liked this picture, because of the lighting, and it’s big.   And it makes my stomach feel fuzzy.

Velcro Wallpaper

that’s some scary lookin stuff there.  but it’s just plastic!

Tek Jansen Wallpaper

College Short Story

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things:
1 Religion
2 sexuality
3 mystery
Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.
“Good God, I’m pregnant; I wonder who did it.”

Sean Connery Signed Portrait

This man is teh hotness.

Rotating Circles Visual Trick

Focus on the dot in the centre (sic) and move your head backwards and forwards.

USAF Rocket

I’ve been over to the Kennedy Space Center, and see rockets this size, and let me tell you, they’re huge, and beautiful.  I love the little shark face on the top of it!

Recursion Cat Has Reached End Of File

Break World Records

Not exactly a record that I would go out for, but hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

Frog Parking Only

All others will be toad.

Warhammer 40k Warsisters Wallpaper

Fancy Sports Photographer

Damn, I always wanted me one of those mustaches.

Crackwhore Smurfette

by Tim John

Big Brother Is Fine

go back to sleep

everything is fine

your government is in charge

Electric Bath Duck

I hear this is from a “performance artist”

Snake Oil

This stuff WORKS!

Your MySpace Makes Me Want To Punch Babies

Fire Fighter With Cat

Venture Brothers 21 & 24 Wallpaper

I just started season 2 of Venture Bros last night, and the first couple episodes are by far much better then the entire first season. This scene in particular had me lmoa.

Gir Says Have A Cookie