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Oedipus says what?
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X-Box Is Hueg

I own one.  It’s on a trailer in my garage.

Ebay Motivational Poster

Hot Sniper

Those bullets are the size of her fingers.  Yum.

Firefox

Is it really a dog?  or a …um fox?

Warhammer 40k: Dance Steps For GW’s Space Hulk Game

Kitty Shark Bait

NOT PHOTOSHOPPED.

Whales On Stilts

Secretly, you always knew this day would come.

Oh it’s a real book. Whales On Stilts

Drive Carefully: Think Of The Impact You Could Make

See also:

Car Kill Point Decals

School Zone Flyers

Pistol Popping Smoke Out

Sing With The Four Roses Societ!

Just love how the dog looks so damn happy.

from Vintage photographs

My Next Gaming Rig

Tons more of this set up over at fishki.net my russian isn’t all that hot, but I think they’re claiming this is Steve Ballmer’s set up.

Tax Form 1040EZ 2DO

Mooninite Terrorist In Action

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Puppy Wallpaper

omg, puppies are teh cute.

Macgyver Tool Set

This thing was around the net like EVERYWHERE a month ago.  I was going to put it up then, but guess what?  I’m a lazy fuck who likes to do all of his posting at once, so here it is.  A month late.

Hardly Boys in The Case Of The World Trade Center Conspiracy

Man, I remember the Hardy Boys!  When I read their books, they were in the CIA and shit, and one of the boy’s girlfriend was killed in the first book, and they were trying to track down the sumbitchs that did that shit, and they were going to fuck him up good.
Then I went back and read all the old books, and I was like, ‘wtf’, where’s the CIA.

Lex Stole 40 Cakes, And Don’t Give A Fuck

Sean Connery’s Sexy Mustache

Man’s got the fuzzy lip there, and where the hell did that rug come from on his chest?  Damn!

You Gonna Get Loved Tenderly

Remember him?

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for a brief moment there, I didn’t think that was dynamite.  You guess what I thought it was.

Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead.

WHOA OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD

ROFL Mao

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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. PO Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

Long Legs FTW

Love girls in chokers. LOVE.

Warp Factor Fuck You

THERE IS NO IMAGE MACRO FOR WHAT I AM FEELING

My GOD it’s full of stars.

Amazing Dartmouth Tour Group Prank

From Break.com

The Joy Of Not Being Sold Anything Graffiti

Fuck Your Theory

That’s a gun in his hand. he wins the argument.

Pork Brains In A Can

One can of these, and you’re good for like a week’s worth of cholesterol.

Reality Sucks

for utopolis.be

Mark Twain Looks COOL

When you look this cool

You don’t need

to be on topic

Firefly- I’ll Be In My Bunk

Jaaaaayne

Michael Fox Etch A Sketch

Oh, it’s so wrong, yet so funny.

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Facinating Cat

Zombie Jesus Wallpaper

A wallpaper version of this post:

New Host

Moved MCS to a new web host, so if you’ve made any comments over the last couple days, they might have been lost in the transfer, and for that I am eternally sorry.

Also, I’ve disabled hotlinking for the time being, cause it might cause the world to end, true story.

[Edit: If you hot link, you’ll get a spinner. So don’t hot link. If you see the spinner on the website, the spinner has been spun in your cache, just hit f5 a couple times, and get over it. The reason I’m doing this is because the next level of hosting that I would be charged for is $300 a month…which MCS is definitely not pulling in. Please allow me to see where my bandwidth currently sits, and then I’ll enable everything again once I’m sure I’m not anywhere near that limit.]

God Listens To Slayer

5th Element Of Futurama

White House Evil Eye

Where Is Your God Now? (LemonLime CHAOS)

THE FUSION! WILL IT NEVER END!?

Fight Apathy Or Don’t. Whatever.

Heisenberg Is Uncertain!1!

Push Button, Receive Bacon

This has been bouncing around 4chan for so long, I’m almost embarrassed to post it.

Almost.

Ice Ice Graffiti

Toooo Cold!

Shit A Brick

Banana Phone

Ring Ring Ring Banana Phone!

Captain Jack Stormtrooper

Local Police Are Now Targeting

Fat Chicks