No Parking Near My House

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Anyone that puts up a sign like this is an idiot.  A complete fucking moron.  Why did you buy a router, set it up so it broadcasts that it’s willing to accept connections, and then get in a tizzy about someone actually connecting to it?  Just set the damn thing up correctly!

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  • Need A Partner With own Apartment

     

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    Summer:

    Hello everyone.  I am a chinese girl.  I want to find a partner who has his own apartment.  It means that I want somewhere to live but not for rent.  I just like to live there with him and such as sex partner or something more.  I can do very well chinese food and maybe we can become very good friend.  But I will not talk anything about the world “love” .  If you are interest, give me a email to jinan630@gmail.com, with your photo is the best. 🙂

    jaw^vvd:

    can you code?

    Arctic Baboons

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    Hella cold lookin monkies there

    Move Bitch, Get Out The Way

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    Computer Wall

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    I shoulda grabbed the picture of the other side of this, it was pretty cool looking with all the cables…but it’s cool looking this way too.

    Underdog Movie Poster

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    Real movie?  You better believe it!

    Applying For A Job At IKEA

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    Protip: I’ve never bought anything from IKEA before, but I’ve been contemplating it.  Does they sell good stuffs, or is it all cheapo crap?

    Get Your Fat Ass To The Gym

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    If your husband is cheating, then get your fat ass to the gym.

    Carol Of The Old Ones

     

    A Woman Is Your Friend: Don’t Beat On Her

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    Love, Cherish and Protect HER

    Windows Vista

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    Viruses

    Intruders

    Spyware

    Trojans

    Adware

    And God Said…

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    …and there was light!


  • Sweater Kittens

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    I wanna be that cat!

    Pantene Pro-V: Soap For Hair

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    Our new pro V system works by utilizing impressive computer graphics and made-up names for the ingredients to make “soap for hair” seem interesting and expensive!

    (yeah, I noticed the picture has misspelling, but what can you ask for, perfection?)

    High Def Discovery Shuttle Pictures

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    Mmmmm shuttle porn!

    AOL CD-ROM For Mr. Ahs

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    Diamonds. Not Herpes

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    When she asked for a gift that would last forever, she didn’t mean genital herpes……a diamond is forever!

    Car Kill Point Decals

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    Silly Blondes

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    Brains Are For Brunettes!

    Livejournal Image Feed

    Got a new feature to MCS, it’s a “Random Livejournal Image Feed”   It’ll show you a set of the most recent pictures that have been posted to livejournal.   If you happen to find anything worth the time, please feel free to submit it for the main page.

    Dubai In Ten Years

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    Now how did they afford those huge buildings?

    Ugly Tiger

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    Awesome Motorcycle

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    Love the post-apocalyptic feel of this thing.

    Servitor Looking Dude

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    This reminds me vaguely of the servitors from WarHammer 40k.  Anyone have any idea what/where this is from?

    Transfomers Want YOU!

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    LOLz

    Dead Battlestar Captain

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    Yeah, she was a torturous bitch, but she was hot.

    Sigourney Weaver From Alien 3

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    I’m a sucker for a bald woman.  Too bad you never meet them in RL

    5th Element: Multipass

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    This movie ranks among my top 5.

    Canada Looks Better Every Day

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    Thankfully, due to recent elections, this isn’t as true as it once was, but there’s a long way to go before the US is safe again.

    Referred By Dr. Lucy

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    Raptor Jesus Forgives

     

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    Nike Run Through Advert

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    Putin Says No.

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    Donald Duck

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