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  • Carol Of The Old Ones

     

    A Woman Is Your Friend: Don’t Beat On Her

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    Love, Cherish and Protect HER

    Windows Vista

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    Viruses

    Intruders

    Spyware

    Trojans

    Adware

    And God Said…

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    …and there was light!

    Sweater Kittens

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    I wanna be that cat!

    Pantene Pro-V: Soap For Hair

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    Our new pro V system works by utilizing impressive computer graphics and made-up names for the ingredients to make “soap for hair” seem interesting and expensive!

    (yeah, I noticed the picture has misspelling, but what can you ask for, perfection?)

    High Def Discovery Shuttle Pictures

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    Mmmmm shuttle porn!

    AOL CD-ROM For Mr. Ahs

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    Diamonds. Not Herpes

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    When she asked for a gift that would last forever, she didn’t mean genital herpes……a diamond is forever!

    Car Kill Point Decals

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    Silly Blondes

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    Brains Are For Brunettes!

    Livejournal Image Feed

    Got a new feature to MCS, it’s a “Random Livejournal Image Feed”   It’ll show you a set of the most recent pictures that have been posted to livejournal.   If you happen to find anything worth the time, please feel free to submit it for the main page.

    Dubai In Ten Years

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    Now how did they afford those huge buildings?

    Ugly Tiger

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  • Awesome Motorcycle

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    Love the post-apocalyptic feel of this thing.

    Servitor Looking Dude

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    This reminds me vaguely of the servitors from WarHammer 40k.  Anyone have any idea what/where this is from?

    Transfomers Want YOU!

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    LOLz

    Dead Battlestar Captain

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    Yeah, she was a torturous bitch, but she was hot.

    Sigourney Weaver From Alien 3

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    I’m a sucker for a bald woman.  Too bad you never meet them in RL

    5th Element: Multipass

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    This movie ranks among my top 5.

    Canada Looks Better Every Day

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    Thankfully, due to recent elections, this isn’t as true as it once was, but there’s a long way to go before the US is safe again.

    Referred By Dr. Lucy

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    Raptor Jesus Forgives

     

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    Nike Run Through Advert

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    Putin Says No.

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    Donald Duck

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    Cockroach Wallpaper

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    So I was sitting on the toilet this morning, and I swear to god, a roach the size of the one above came crawling out of the tub drain.  I had to throw an entire Sam’s Club sized shampoo bottle at it, and it only dazed him.  Luckily, my actions bought me enough time to get my shotgun from the hall closet.  He was just coming around when I was able to blow his head off.  Sadly, his body was too heavy to lift, so it’s still sitting in the tub.  Ugh, I dread having to explain to my landlord why his tub is peppered with buckshot, and there’s a 50 pound dead roach sitting there 🙁

    G.I. Joke

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    You Can Click, But You Can’t Hide

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    I’m desperately looking for the parody of this that says “You can sue, but you can’t stop everyone” or something to that effect….google images is failing me right now 🙁

    This Is The USA

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    Olympics FTW!

    Banging Thanksgiving

     

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    And a link to the SomethingAwful forum that this is from.  So what says you?  Real?  Made up?

    This Thread Sucks

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    New World of Warcraft Races

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    Software Piracy

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    Arrrrrrr

    Women HMDS

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    Green Visual Trick

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